Let us crappily re-create Wrestling Photos with Random Toys

[camphor #BLM]

Presented without comment:  the ending of THAT Royal Rumble.

[No Longer a Produceman]

I’m f******dying. This thread is pure gold

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

The IC title replica is the only thing I could find that would hold the shark in a decent position for the photo.

[camphor #BLM]

Aug 13, 2020 20:56:06 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

The IC title replica is the only thing I could find that would hold the shark in a decent position for the photo.

The PokeBrock / Shark F-5 is awesome!  It's nice for the IC belt to pitch in

[camphor #BLM]

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[camphor #BLM]

Aug 13, 2020 21:31:43 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

The Rated-Ig Superstar! (this made me laugh a lot)

[BJ Sturgeon]

[Dragonfly]

Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary individuals, Ricky Steamboat!

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[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

[Hypnosis]

Aug 14, 2020 17:04:25 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Brodie Lee:"I need to leave this company, and GET SOME F***ING BARBECUE SAUCE!"

[héad.casé]

I tried!

[camphor #BLM]

And now, a picture from that weird period where WWE finally gave another wrestler a "Special Occasions Only Instant-Death Finisher", but it wasn't quite as spectacular as Orton's Soccer Kick...




 and it's my 1000th post!

[camphor #BLM]

lotsa good ones yesterday --

BJ Sturgeon I like how the one where the wrestler was legitimately dressed up as a Medieval character (thus would have worked with silly medieval warrior toys) has wrestling toys (and good use of foreground dowels for spears!)

Dragonfly you can't go wrong with Ricky releasing his ANIMALITY!

Lizuka #BLM -- I donno how you got a screenprint from one of the crappy no-budget ninja movies I'm watching and photoshopped "# WWERAW" and the WWE logo onto it, but the point is to use wrestling footage and-- wait, that's actual WWE television footage? Oh dear lord... I know Russo is the last person they should get, but weren't there a lot of people they could have gotten before like, Uwe Boll?
(I like how the Animal Crossing(?) fellow is like, "I say, good sir -- jumping on an up-ended vehicle? It's just not done!")

Oh Cry Me a Screwball Black Ranger and Megaman definitely capture the wrestler's expressions of "well, we weren't dismembered alive on foreign soil... but the bar should really be set higher than that"

héad.casé RED HULK and SID have similar expressions, and good TREEing by Venom (Shawn -- always over-sellin' for Hulk!).
I was particularly amused by the GIANT (Batman?) IN THE BACKGROUND, and because his cape and boots match so closely it only gradually becomes aparent he's there. That would be a MONEY wrestling gimmick: as people fight back-stage, what looks like a curtain or wall or something IS ACTUALLY A BIG GUY WEARING CLOTHES THAT BLEND IN! (Matt Damon from 'The Zero Theorem'-style, if that helps).
Random Pointless Camos Wrestler: book it!

[héad.casé]

Aug 15, 2020 7:59:02 GMT -5 camphor #BLM said:

lotsa good ones yesterday --

BJ Sturgeon I like how the one where the wrestler was legitimately dressed up as a Medieval character (thus would have worked with silly medieval warrior toys) has wrestling toys (and good use of foreground dowels for spears!)

Dragonfly you can't go wrong with Ricky releasing his ANIMALITY!

Lizuka #BLM -- I donno how you got a screenprint from one of the crappy no-budget ninja movies I'm watching and photoshopped "# WWERAW" and the WWE logo onto it, but the point is to use wrestling footage and-- wait, that's actual WWE television footage? Oh dear lord... I know Russo is the last person they should get, but weren't there a lot of people they could have gotten before like, Uwe Boll?
(I like how the Animal Crossing(?) fellow is like, "I say, good sir -- jumping on an up-ended vehicle? It's just not done!")

Oh Cry Me a Screwball Black Ranger and Megaman definitely capture the wrestler's expressions of "well, we weren't dismembered alive on foreign soil... but the bar should really be set higher than that"

héad.casé RED HULK and SID have similar expressions, and good TREEing by Venom (Shawn -- always over-sellin' for Hulk!).
I was particularly amused by the GIANT (Batman?) IN THE BACKGROUND, and because his cape and boots match so closely it only gradually becomes aparent he's there. That would be a MONEY wrestling gimmick: as people fight back-stage, what looks like a curtain or wall or something IS ACTUALLY A BIG GUY WEARING CLOTHES THAT BLEND IN! (Matt Damon from 'The Zero Theorem'-style, if that helps).
Random Pointless Camos Wrestler: book it!

It actually is a giant Batman! I had fun doing this, i'm gonna do some more

[camphor #BLM]

Let's re-enact the famous in-ring debut of the one they Tony Schiavone calls, "The YEH-TAI!", and his double-hug heard 'round the world!

[camphor #BLM]

After a very busy week, I'm back to the incredibly important business of arranging toys in a way vaguely reminiscent of famous scenes from wrestling.

Let's resume with WCW's MyStErIoUs PoWeRs wE-cAn'T-cAlL-hIm-UlTiMaTe WaRrIoR...

and truly, what wrestling power is more mysterious than one-way glass and/or post-production effects!?

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LOL, I have to try something like in this instant. Glad I'm visiting my parents house, here is actually some toys.

Just a second...

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# Shotzi and Robert



# Hangman w/ Horse



# Liv and Rusev