adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Sept 8, 2020 13:57:00 GMT -5
It’ll all be worth it, when it’s revealed that Rob Conway is the mastermind behind all of it “ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME NOW!!!’”
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Sept 8, 2020 14:00:27 GMT -5
It’ll all be worth it, when it’s revealed that Rob Conway is the mastermind behind all of it “ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME NOW!!!’” Exactly...
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Sept 8, 2020 14:07:56 GMT -5
Retribution is Glacier Coach Buzz Stern
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Post by eJm on Sept 8, 2020 14:08:10 GMT -5
It’ll all be worth it, when it’s revealed that Rob Conway is the mastermind behind all of it As a Rob Conway fan, I’d genuinely mark.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 8, 2020 14:14:30 GMT -5
It’ll all be worth it, when it’s revealed that Rob Conway is the mastermind behind all of it As a Rob Conway fan, I’d genuinely mark. There are dozens of us! *aide whispers in my ear*There are several of us!
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Sept 8, 2020 14:32:33 GMT -5
In mother Russia, Retribution pulls the plug on you.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Sept 8, 2020 14:49:34 GMT -5
All will be forgiven if it turns out it was just Hornswoggle all along.
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Post by eJm on Sept 8, 2020 14:54:58 GMT -5
As a Rob Conway fan, I’d genuinely mark. There are dozens of us! *aide whispers in my ear*There are several of us! And he’s got a reason! I’m still pissed Vince fired the guy after his loss, Jeff Hardy got him in a cheap roll up, goddamnit!
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 8, 2020 14:56:09 GMT -5
Retribution is Glacier Coach Buzz Stern That's an insult to Glacier.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 8, 2020 14:57:21 GMT -5
It’ll all be worth it, when it’s revealed that Rob Conway is the mastermind behind all of it As a Rob Conway fan, I’d genuinely mark. I remember pushing the hell out of him, Daivari, Tajiri, Hurricane, and Paul London in SVR 2006's GM mode.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Sept 8, 2020 15:52:13 GMT -5
well I think he was also referencing how the onscreen authority is always evil too Except it hasn’t been for the past few weeks. It’s been Adam Pearce, right? Who by all accounts seems more neutral than any authority figure in the past 20 years. I mean he is the corrupt bastard that gave himself the NWA Championship about 20 times
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Post by eJm on Sept 8, 2020 15:54:39 GMT -5
Except it hasn’t been for the past few weeks. It’s been Adam Pearce, right? Who by all accounts seems more neutral than any authority figure in the past 20 years. I mean he is the corrupt bastard that gave himself the NWA Championship about 20 times Oh pfft, his last title reign was 8 years ago, might as well be ancient history!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 8, 2020 16:15:45 GMT -5
Why? As they said, they're ready to go after all the "Superstars" out there. Nothing says defiance and rebellion like using only the corporate-approved buzzwords and trademarked names for things. Really sells how they're going against the grain. God, you remember the Joey Styles worked shoot? Remember how, at the time, him yelling "wrestling" over and over actually gave it some weight entirely because he was allowed to break free from that mold and shit all over the corporate language? Well good news, they've become so rigid and obsessive that now they can't even let that happen, and the people who showed up to take their angers out on WWE's private property will happily recognize and use their preferred, trademarkable euphemisms. It's a joke. I get what you’re saying, but that Joey promo was and still is one of the most cringeworthy segments I’ve seen on Raw. Just everything that annoyed me about the guy.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 8, 2020 16:20:36 GMT -5
Nothing says defiance and rebellion like using only the corporate-approved buzzwords and trademarked names for things. Really sells how they're going against the grain. God, you remember the Joey Styles worked shoot? Remember how, at the time, him yelling "wrestling" over and over actually gave it some weight entirely because he was allowed to break free from that mold and shit all over the corporate language? Well good news, they've become so rigid and obsessive that now they can't even let that happen, and the people who showed up to take their angers out on WWE's private property will happily recognize and use their preferred, trademarkable euphemisms. It's a joke. I get what you’re saying, but that Joey promo was and still is one of the most cringeworthy segments I’ve seen on Raw. Just everything that annoyed me about the guy. "He mocks God!", "Semen", and "Not good enough to call BACKLASH!" did make me laugh, however.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Sept 8, 2020 16:48:36 GMT -5
They should be Retribution-shunned.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Sept 8, 2020 17:16:59 GMT -5
Nothing says defiance and rebellion like using only the corporate-approved buzzwords and trademarked names for things. Really sells how they're going against the grain. God, you remember the Joey Styles worked shoot? Remember how, at the time, him yelling "wrestling" over and over actually gave it some weight entirely because he was allowed to break free from that mold and shit all over the corporate language? Well good news, they've become so rigid and obsessive that now they can't even let that happen, and the people who showed up to take their angers out on WWE's private property will happily recognize and use their preferred, trademarkable euphemisms. It's a joke. I get what you’re saying, but that Joey promo was and still is one of the most cringeworthy segments I’ve seen on Raw. Just everything that annoyed me about the guy. Which is fair, but I think therein lies what made it work. If the sentiments expressed in it were everything that bothered you because you disagreed with them, it means it expressed those sentiments in-universe well and stood out as having the personality to be unappealing. For people who wanted an anti-WWE promo, it succeeded, and for people who adamantly did not want an anti-WWE promo, it came across as cringy and everything wrong with the style of the guy doing it. In a way, even your rejection is worth its weight in gold compared to this defanged nonsense.
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Post by DSR on Sept 8, 2020 17:17:45 GMT -5
This whole time, Retribution has been a couple of kids stacked on top of each other wearing big person clothes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2020 17:20:32 GMT -5
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 8, 2020 17:29:47 GMT -5
Turn them into Doinks
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 8, 2020 17:36:45 GMT -5
This whole time, Retribution has been a couple of kids stacked on top of each other wearing big person clothes. I did a wrestling!
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