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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 27, 2007 1:49:04 GMT -5
I think the biggest problem is the idea of "hot = sale". Do you REALLY go out and buy this stuff because you think beautiful women are going to tackle you to the ground? It's a b*lls**t tactic to get horny males to buy their products and I'm just tired of watching these stupid, vapid commercials. I used to say "Damn, I'm overanalyzing these commercials" until every other friggin commercial was similar in pitch or idiocy. "Spongebob No Pants"? A real wholesome family restaurant and quite the commercial you want your kids to see. Advertisers don't think much of our society, friends. Turn on your TV and really look at these commercials some time. It's isn't over anylizing if something strikes you as wrong at first glance. I've heard people call the "Spongebob nopants" commercial "cute". I've then always asked them, in as civil a tone as I could manage, "What about a grown man, in the bathtub, making a three-year-old level joke, is cute?" The answer? NOTHING. That commercial sucks, pure and simple. I'd call it retarded, but that would be an offense to retarded people. Actually, I find it absolutely hilarious for those very reasons. We all have our moments when we do something remarkably juvenile and cackle about it, whilst being stared at like we've just grown a second head. If I had any dignity, I'd probably be pretty humiliated by things like one of my bartenders blowing me a kiss, and me dropping my pen in response and bending over from several feet away in order to blatantly show my ass for him (this is all in jest, mind you...we have to do something to keep sane around all the other drunkards...aside from drink, that is). Spongebob No Pants has the ridiculousness of not caring that its horribly juvenile and being so pleased with one's self for doing it, even while others think its absolutely the most unamusing thing. Hell, someone had to give that commercial the green light, right? I guarantee they have the same moments often... |
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Apr 27, 2007 2:51:54 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say it: anyone who doesn't think that girl is hot is gay. Bottom line.  |
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Post by Widow's Peak on Apr 27, 2007 12:14:06 GMT -5
I'm more freaked out by the fact that he's taking a bubblebath in the middle of the afternoon, with the windows wide open, in a bathroom with no doors.  |
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Post by renzino on Apr 27, 2007 12:47:56 GMT -5
I think the girl is hot, but I don't like the commecial.
Those Axe and Tag body spray commecials are worse though.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 27, 2007 13:40:06 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say it: anyone who doesn't think that girl is hot is gay. Bottom line. I'd make a comment about the WWE Divas being "hot," and what I think of them, but I think I'll leave it to the side. Because if I don't agree with another male on a girl's attractiveness, I should totally have my sexuality, masculinity, and/or virility called into question. |
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Apr 27, 2007 17:36:14 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say it: anyone who doesn't think that girl is hot is gay. Bottom line. I'd make a comment about the WWE Divas being "hot," and what I think of them, but I think I'll leave it to the side. Because if I don't agree with another male on a girl's attractiveness, I should totally have my sexuality, masculinity, and/or virility called into question. That's what the smilie is for, slugger. |
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Post by Timmy8271 on Apr 27, 2007 18:44:57 GMT -5
I could care less if she's annoying. She's still hot and that's the most important thing. But different Opinions I guess.
She's still no MENDOZA.
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Post by darkhorse on Apr 27, 2007 18:51:45 GMT -5
Only tv ad to make me wanna jerk off.
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 27, 2007 19:08:42 GMT -5
why does she always look surprised? |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 27, 2007 19:11:08 GMT -5
So, wait... all of this fuss is over some skank that isn't hot? Not Hot. Not at all. Oh No. No Sir.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 27, 2007 19:13:36 GMT -5
"why does she always look surprised?"
she's blonde?
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Post by darkhorse on Apr 27, 2007 19:26:26 GMT -5
"why does she always look surprised?" she's blonde? That, and she's waiting for me to insert my................Never you mind. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 27, 2007 20:59:10 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say it: anyone who doesn't think that girl is hot is gay. Bottom line.  "You know how I know you're gay? You don't think the girl in the body spray commercial is hot." |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Apr 28, 2007 20:33:03 GMT -5
His berries would actually shrink due to the mass exodus of cream This made me laugh my balls off. |
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Post by acressl on Apr 28, 2007 20:39:42 GMT -5
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 29, 2007 8:49:15 GMT -5
she'd ge smashed quickly. But i can't help thinking one of these days Rick Martel is gonna spray in the face with some arrogance and put her in the boston crab.
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Apr 30, 2007 13:10:21 GMT -5
I Don't want to smell your body spray from here not here not even here where? DOWN THERE.  |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 30, 2007 13:14:28 GMT -5
I Don't want to smell your body spray from here not here not even here where? DOWN THERE. See, now THAT'S a good commercial! Hall would sell this spray way better i think. |
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