Silas Barnaby did nothing wrong!

[Sephiroth]

He was the rightful owner of the mortgage on that shoe, but those loafers Sam Dum and Ollie Dee tried to break into his house and steal his property! And then they tricked him into marrying under false pretense! And all because that ungrateful bimbo Bo Peep wanted to marry that spineless wimp Tom Tom, all while a devoted man who could provide for her was trying his best to prove his affections!
(this is a March of the Wooden Soldiers parody, if you could not tell)

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

No one talks about the humanitarian work Barnaby does in Bogeyland where he provides grain, clean water filters and medical supplies that are in short supply. If it was up to Old King Cole just continues a series of failed policies from previous monarchs of starving out the Bogeyman and maybe they'll disappear.