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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 13, 2020 22:24:43 GMT -5
How does Darth Vader poop?
Darth Vader still man. Still gotta eat. Gotta eat? Gotta poop.
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Butt flap on robot bucket?
How does Darth Vader poop?
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Post by DSR on Dec 13, 2020 22:27:46 GMT -5
Very carefully.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 13, 2020 22:29:09 GMT -5
Just like you and I; when constipated, he uses the Force.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 13, 2020 22:29:46 GMT -5
That sounds like some kinda hell...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 13, 2020 22:30:51 GMT -5
He has his chamber on the Death Star where he can take off his helmet and such. Probably has some facilities of some sort there. Or failing that the properties of the Bacta tank might do something. Or the suit basically has a colostomy set up.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 13, 2020 22:33:53 GMT -5
He has his chamber on the Death Star where he can take off his helmet and such. Probably has some facilities of some sort there. Ohhh, that's why he was so mad when Luke blew up the Death Star. He couldn't poop anywhere else. I get it. I don't like to do my business anywhere but home either.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 13, 2020 22:37:41 GMT -5
I'll have to dig out that Rise of Darth Vader novel. It goes into detail about how the suit works but I don't think it goes into that much detail.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 13, 2020 22:40:30 GMT -5
I don't think he really eats food anymore. Probably some sort of Sci Fi liquid substance diet only.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Dec 13, 2020 22:44:22 GMT -5
Maybe his suit has some sort of waste recycling system like you tend to see in sci-fi... No wonder it took him so long to be redeemed. I'd be pissed off too if I had to eat and drink my own discarded waste for 19 years.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 13, 2020 22:49:15 GMT -5
He magics the poop away like they do in Harry Potter.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 13, 2020 22:51:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm sure he can use the bathroom in those meditation chambers. Can't imagine Vader's eating too much solid food though; probably liquids and maybe like, food paste.
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Post by cosmo on Dec 13, 2020 22:51:53 GMT -5
He does what J.K. Rowling said wizards did before Muggles invented plumbing: he defecates himself and uses the Force to vanish it away.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 13, 2020 23:09:15 GMT -5
Some sort of bag that is rerouted in his suit that is emptied
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Dec 13, 2020 23:23:18 GMT -5
He doesn't poop, he takes a sith
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 13, 2020 23:48:04 GMT -5
Same principle.
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Post by Stu on Dec 13, 2020 23:53:10 GMT -5
He uses the force
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 14, 2020 3:05:30 GMT -5
He doesn't poop, he takes a sith Smells so bad, people think he has the plagueis.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 14, 2020 4:11:06 GMT -5
He doesn't need to, after all the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be............UNNATURAL.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 14, 2020 4:46:10 GMT -5
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 14, 2020 6:46:37 GMT -5
Same way Robocop does.
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