How does Darth Vader poop?

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Thanks to Wookiepedia (lol, see last post of page 1) there's an answer to this.

Hearing Rich & Mike at RedLetterMedia talk about it all makes this information worth existing.

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Dec 14, 2020 4:46:10 GMT -5 Starshine said:

It's Star Wars so of course it's been deeply detailed and explained.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Darth_Vader%27s_armor

"It also possessed a waste recycler similar to those employed by long-haul asteroid miners. However, all of the linkages were faulty and unreliable, thus forcing Vader to undergo frequent maintenance of his suit and be dependent on Imperial medical specialists for the rest of his life. The surgical droid DD-13 speculated that Palpatine deliberately allowed for these design flaws in order to keep Vader from rebelling."

"Vader could take food through his mouth, but only when he was inside a hyperbaric chamber, since he had to remove his triangular respiratory vent. It was therefore easier for Vader to receive nourishment through liquids, intravenous and otherwise, and to rely on catheters, collection pouches, and recyclers to deal with liquid and solid waste."

Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, who can choke the life from admirals for failing to follow his orders to the letter, but apparently cannot order technicians to fix the crapper in his suit.

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

These school projects are getting a bit much now.

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Dec 13, 2020 22:33:53 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

Dec 13, 2020 22:30:51 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

He has his chamber on the Death Star where he can take off his helmet and such. Probably has some facilities of some sort there.

Ohhh, that's why he was so mad when Luke blew up the Death Star. He couldn't poop anywhere else.

I get it. I don't like to do my business anywhere but home either.

Also explains why he's so irritated by officers on the excecutor dude is trying to pinch one off and the admiral just walks in.