Turtle Boy

[flowercity]

Turtle Boy

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MUSTARD BOY.

[HisRoyalGreeness]

Put down of the year right there. Nailed it.

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

If they don't solidify the Sting/Darby alliance with Darby saying "I like scorpions" Tony's done for

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

CABLE BOY!

[schizo]

To bad he's not turtley enough for the turtle club

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

Dec 16, 2020 23:49:02 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

CABLE BOY!

What have you done to my little Cable Boy?

[Cyno]

So Darby's that asshole who crouch-blocks all the time while I play Street Fighter?!

[Mozenrath]

Dec 17, 2020 10:08:24 GMT -5 Cyno said:

So Darby's that asshole who crouch-blocks all the time while I play Street Fighter?!

I know you're joking, but given his wrestling style, outside of the high-risk moves, is specifically focusing on counterattacks, that's honestly not far off at all.

[bog]

Dec 17, 2020 10:16:52 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Dec 17, 2020 10:08:24 GMT -5 Cyno said:

So Darby's that asshole who crouch-blocks all the time while I play Street Fighter?!

I know you're joking, but given his wrestling style, outside of the high-risk moves, is specifically focusing on counterattacks, that's honestly not far off at all.

So the coffin drop is a wake-up shoryuken?

[XaviersSS2015hair]

If you've ever seen the "I like turtles" meme with the kid with his face painted up it was hilarious. I popped when they said it. I've been comparing Darby to that kid for months. I'm glad someone else connected those dots and said it on TV.

[Mozenrath]

Dec 17, 2020 17:21:11 GMT -5 XaviersSS2015hair said:

If you've ever seen the "I like turtles" meme with the kid with his face painted up it was hilarious. I popped when they said it. I've been comparing Darby to that kid for months. I'm glad someone else connected those dots and said it on TV.

It's been a go-to for Ricky Starks, he dressed up as Darby one week as "Darby Starks", and said, "I like two things. I like skateboards, and I like turtles." So yeah, it was fun to see him bring it out again.

[XaviersSS2015hair]

Dec 17, 2020 19:24:42 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Dec 17, 2020 17:21:11 GMT -5 XaviersSS2015hair said:

If you've ever seen the "I like turtles" meme with the kid with his face painted up it was hilarious. I popped when they said it. I've been comparing Darby to that kid for months. I'm glad someone else connected those dots and said it on TV.

It's been a go-to for Ricky Starks, he dressed up as Darby one week as "Darby Starks", and said, "I like two things. I like skateboards, and I like turtles." So yeah, it was fun to see him bring it out again.

I didn't realize Starks had referenced it before. I must have missed it last time.

[Mozenrath]

Dec 20, 2020 3:51:05 GMT -5 XaviersSS2015hair said:

Dec 17, 2020 19:24:42 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

It's been a go-to for Ricky Starks, he dressed up as Darby one week as "Darby Starks", and said, "I like two things. I like skateboards, and I like turtles." So yeah, it was fun to see him bring it out again.

I didn't realize Starks had referenced it before. I must have missed it last time.

It was months ago, so I mean, easy to miss or forget.

Man, realizing how long this feud has gone on, credit to Ricky, because he does such a good job of playing incensed at Darby even now.

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I for real need confirmation on this. Is Darby Allin actually that turtle kid, or is it just a joke because he hilariously resembles him and is about the right age?

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Steve Weiner or no buys.

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Dec 20, 2020 20:15:37 GMT -5 KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! said:

Steve Weiner or no buys.

Oddly enough I was just thinking about him because of another thread on this board

[Mozenrath]

Dec 20, 2020 10:50:58 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

I for real need confirmation on this. Is Darby Allin actually that turtle kid, or is it just a joke because he hilariously resembles him and is about the right age?

It's just a resemblance, it's not the same guy. He's been open about doing appearances for some MTV or TLC or whatever shows by scamming them with made up stories for quick cash, so I feel like he'd probably say if it was him and he was on Tosh.0 that one time for the revisit.

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Dec 20, 2020 23:54:57 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Dec 20, 2020 10:50:58 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

I for real need confirmation on this. Is Darby Allin actually that turtle kid, or is it just a joke because he hilariously resembles him and is about the right age?

It's just a resemblance, it's not the same guy. He's been open about doing appearances for some MTV or TLC or whatever shows by scamming them with made up stories for quick cash, so I feel like he'd probably say if it was him and he was on Tosh.0 that one time for the revisit.

Just out of curiosity, was he "playing a part" on Tosh.0 or did he actually claim to be the kid to get on the show?

[Mozenrath]

Dec 21, 2020 11:03:41 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Dec 20, 2020 23:54:57 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

It's just a resemblance, it's not the same guy. He's been open about doing appearances for some MTV or TLC or whatever shows by scamming them with made up stories for quick cash, so I feel like he'd probably say if it was him and he was on Tosh.0 that one time for the revisit.

Just out of curiosity, was he "playing a part" on Tosh.0 or did he actually claim to be the kid to get on the show?

Oh, I phrased that kinda weirdly, sorry.

To my knowledge, the actual turtle boy, who was on Tosh.0, wasn't playing a part.

Darby was on some random shit like, "Sex Put Me In The ER" when he made his stuff up.