Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Dec 20, 2020 12:48:24 GMT -5
now that i have reached this momentous numberwang, it's time to unleash something i've been holding back for about TWO WEEKS ...
my second one is in my brians as we speak, but it's the original squishing together of two CLAAAAAAAAsic christmas movies, that will be the turkey carcas of this cracker of a post!
AND 
call me crazy all you like, but this thing is going down, like that guy in red going down your chimneys that aren't built into your houses anymore since they're all modern and full of super expensive stuff ...
...
so the questions that come up if such a maniacal mangling of movie majesticness were ever created are
IF JOHN "NO SHOES" MCCLAINE MISSED HIS FLIGHT, DIES FROM AN UNRELATED FOOT INJURY, AND GOES BACK IN TIME TO NOT HAVE A SHOUTING MATCH WITH HOLLY "NOT THE PICTURE!" GENNERO-MCCLAINE! HOW WOULD HIS ESTRANGED WIFE DEAL WITH THE ONGOING HOSTAGE SITUATION? WOULD SHE GO ALL GUN TOTING AND RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD CHRISTMAS JUMPERS? OR PATIENTLY WAIT AND KINDLY ASK THEN NOT TO SHOOT HER BOSS AND DAMAGE THE VAULT DOOR?
WILL JOSEPH YOSHINOBU TAKAGI BUY OUT BUILDING AND LOAN, FLATTENING BAILEY PARK AND STUFFING ANOTHER EYESORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD?
WOULD 20% BE ENOUGH TO SIT ON A BEACH FOR, OR WOULD YOU TAKE AAAAAAAALL THE BONDS WITHOUT RESORTING TO SOME RUBBISH LIKE KIDNAPPING??
WHO WOULD WELCOME AL POWELL TO THE PARTY NOW? KARL? THE LOVABLE ROGUE WHO COULD PROBABLY TEACH HIM SOME NEAT MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR! THE GUY WHO GIVES HARRY THE MEDAL OF HONOR FOR GOING 'ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK ... ACK'? OR THE FOUR ASSHOLES COMING IN THE REAR IN STANDARD TWO-BY-TWO COVER FORMATION!?!
DOES GEORGE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE KIDS JUST CANNOT SLEEP, BUYS A COPY OF TIME MAGAZINE, AND WONDERS WHO THESE DELIGHTFUL 'ASIAN DAWN' GUYS ARE ALL ABOUT?
AND JUST HOW MUCH TALCUM POWDER COULD HARRY ELLIS REALLY TAKE?!? AND WOULD HANS GRUBER REALISE HE'S HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL AS ELLIS FLAPS HIS WINGS AND BANGS HIS HEAD ON THE LIGHTS!?!
AND WILL IT ALL END IN A GIGANTIC ROW AS THE CLAY MAN RUNS DOWN THE STREET ... AT THE BOTTOM OF NAKATOMI PLAZA ... WHERE HE WENT DOWN IN THE ELEVATOR ... SHOUTING MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WAKING EVERY BLOODY PERSON UP!!! TYPICAL CHRISTMAS REALLY ...
i've started this snowball rolling down the hill, it can't be stopped, so you have to take it right in the kisser until the 25th ... or probably after ...
...
next time on this utter holiday foolishness that makes the muppet christmas carol look like shakespeare ...
CAN DINOSAURS DO BULLET TIME AND WOULD THEY LOOK REALLY SILLY?
MOVIE MASH UPS!
CHRISTMAS EDITION
CHRISTMAS EDITION
my second one is in my brians as we speak, but it's the original squishing together of two CLAAAAAAAAsic christmas movies, that will be the turkey carcas of this cracker of a post!
AND 
call me crazy all you like, but this thing is going down, like that guy in red going down your chimneys that aren't built into your houses anymore since they're all modern and full of super expensive stuff ...
...
so the questions that come up if such a maniacal mangling of movie majesticness were ever created are
IF JOHN "NO SHOES" MCCLAINE MISSED HIS FLIGHT, DIES FROM AN UNRELATED FOOT INJURY, AND GOES BACK IN TIME TO NOT HAVE A SHOUTING MATCH WITH HOLLY "NOT THE PICTURE!" GENNERO-MCCLAINE! HOW WOULD HIS ESTRANGED WIFE DEAL WITH THE ONGOING HOSTAGE SITUATION? WOULD SHE GO ALL GUN TOTING AND RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD CHRISTMAS JUMPERS? OR PATIENTLY WAIT AND KINDLY ASK THEN NOT TO SHOOT HER BOSS AND DAMAGE THE VAULT DOOR?
WILL JOSEPH YOSHINOBU TAKAGI BUY OUT BUILDING AND LOAN, FLATTENING BAILEY PARK AND STUFFING ANOTHER EYESORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD?
WOULD 20% BE ENOUGH TO SIT ON A BEACH FOR, OR WOULD YOU TAKE AAAAAAAALL THE BONDS WITHOUT RESORTING TO SOME RUBBISH LIKE KIDNAPPING??
WHO WOULD WELCOME AL POWELL TO THE PARTY NOW? KARL? THE LOVABLE ROGUE WHO COULD PROBABLY TEACH HIM SOME NEAT MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR! THE GUY WHO GIVES HARRY THE MEDAL OF HONOR FOR GOING 'ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK ... ACK'? OR THE FOUR ASSHOLES COMING IN THE REAR IN STANDARD TWO-BY-TWO COVER FORMATION!?!
DOES GEORGE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE KIDS JUST CANNOT SLEEP, BUYS A COPY OF TIME MAGAZINE, AND WONDERS WHO THESE DELIGHTFUL 'ASIAN DAWN' GUYS ARE ALL ABOUT?
AND JUST HOW MUCH TALCUM POWDER COULD HARRY ELLIS REALLY TAKE?!? AND WOULD HANS GRUBER REALISE HE'S HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL AS ELLIS FLAPS HIS WINGS AND BANGS HIS HEAD ON THE LIGHTS!?!
AND WILL IT ALL END IN A GIGANTIC ROW AS THE CLAY MAN RUNS DOWN THE STREET ... AT THE BOTTOM OF NAKATOMI PLAZA ... WHERE HE WENT DOWN IN THE ELEVATOR ... SHOUTING MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WAKING EVERY BLOODY PERSON UP!!! TYPICAL CHRISTMAS REALLY ...
i've started this snowball rolling down the hill, it can't be stopped, so you have to take it right in the kisser until the 25th ... or probably after ...
...
next time on this utter holiday foolishness that makes the muppet christmas carol look like shakespeare ...
CAN DINOSAURS DO BULLET TIME AND WOULD THEY LOOK REALLY SILLY?
