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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 25, 2020 22:46:45 GMT -5
It's Christmas again, time to watch Girlfriend Outta Nowhere's favorite Christmas movie. As one of FAN's resident Jewish boys, I'd just like to say, Christmas seems like an Orwellian dystopia nightmare realm. Dan Aykroyd is a monster.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 26, 2020 2:48:51 GMT -5
a monster? after talking everyone into helping put on a last minute party for Blair?! no. there is only one monster in that movie, and its Luther Krank. all Aykroyd wanted was Frosty on the roof so there wouldn't be a gap between the houses (he even offered to put it up himself), but oh no, Luther doesn't want that. and when Luther does finally have to cave in and put up Frosty for the party, what does he do? he murders Frosty! now i know someone's going to come along and say he didn't mean to do it, it was at worst a case of snowmanslaughter, but that's crap. you know, i know, and the american people know that Luther Krank killed Frosty with malice aforethought.
also side note: the Santa in Christmas with the Kranks has to be the worst Santa ever. the day after Thanksgiving, is he up at the North Pole making sure everything is running smoothly in preparation for his run on the big night? no, he's hawking umbrellas outside some dinky grocery store in Chicago. and on Christmas Eve, instead of delivering presents to kids all over the world, he partying with the Kranks. its not until well into the evening that he starts his run. hey Santa, fyi, when its 9 at night in Chicago, its 2 in the afternoon of the next day in Australia. maybe lay off the Hickory Honey Ham and do your job!
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Post by dav on Dec 26, 2020 3:44:58 GMT -5
a monster? after talking everyone into helping put on a last minute party for Blair?! no. there is only one monster in that movie, and its Luther Krank. all Aykroyd wanted was Frosty on the roof so there wouldn't be a gap between the houses (he even offered to put it up himself), but oh no, Luther doesn't want that. and when Luther does finally have to cave in and put up Frosty for the party, what does he do? he murders Frosty! now i know someone's going to come along and say he didn't mean to do it, it was at worst a case of snowmanslaughter, but that's crap. you know, i know, and the american people know that Luther Krank killed Frosty with malice aforethought. also side note: the Santa in Christmas with the Kranks has to be the worst Santa ever. the day after Thanksgiving, is he up at the North Pole making sure everything is running smoothly in preparation for his run on the big night? no, he's hawking umbrellas outside some dinky grocery store in Chicago. and on Christmas Eve, instead of delivering presents to kids all over the world, he partying with the Kranks. its not until well into the evening that he starts his run. hey Santa, fyi, when its 9 at night in Chicago, its 2 in the afternoon of the next day in Australia. maybe lay off the Hickory Honey Ham and do your job! I read this in Dan Aykroyd's voice, like one of those very rapid rants he'd go on in SNL.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 26, 2020 4:22:35 GMT -5
I’ve changed my mind. The real monster is Blair Krank. Everything bad that happened can be directly tied to her selfishly joining the Peace Corps so she could chase boys.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 26, 2020 4:33:10 GMT -5
You are all right - everyone in that movie is an awful himan being
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Post by DerktheDerk on Dec 26, 2020 10:55:10 GMT -5
We have to watch this every year because my wife loves it, for whatever reason. It's such a weird movie. It's not funny, it's not 'so bad it's good', it's just... weird.
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