Caption this: Bill Belichick hates his phone:

[SpiderFabulous4]

[The Thread Ezekiel]

Hello Mrs? How the f*** was I supposed to know you wanted Mavis Piper Potatoes and not normal white baking potatoes when your shopping list just said "potatoes"??

[bibboid]

Voice on phone: Hey, Bill. It’s Tom Brady. Santa gave me another trip to the playoffs. What did he get you?

Bill Belichick:

Dec 29, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5 SpiderFabulous4 said:

[Jar of Tygers]

I heard your mother, now she's going out the door
Did she go to work or just go to the store?
All those things she said, I told you to ignore
Oh, why can't we talk again?
Oh, why can't we talk again?
Oh, why can't we talk again?

[Rolent Tex]

Bill: “Hello?”
Random Fan: “Put Stidham in already!”
Bill: “Dammit how’d you get this number?

Dec 29, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5 SpiderFabulous4 said:

[HEY YO]

RANDOM TROLL: "The Patriots would be in the playoffs if they had Adam Gase."

Dec 29, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5 SpiderFabulous4 said:

[fw91]

“This is an important call regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty...”

[Magnus the Magnificent]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

[Yona: Yak Enthusiast]

Dec 29, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5 SpiderFabulous4 said:

Lewd, but this reminds me of "so no head?" We just need Belichick breaking a skateboard

[Paul]

"Damn, the FAN Forum server went down in the middle of browsing that new Photoshop thread!"