Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 29, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Dec 29, 2020 10:07:18 GMT -5
Hello Mrs? How the f*** was I supposed to know you wanted Mavis Piper Potatoes and not normal white baking potatoes when your shopping list just said "potatoes"??
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Post by bibboid on Dec 29, 2020 10:32:32 GMT -5
Voice on phone: Hey, Bill. It’s Tom Brady. Santa gave me another trip to the playoffs. What did he get you? Bill Belichick:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2020 11:02:36 GMT -5
I heard your mother, now she's going out the door Did she go to work or just go to the store? All those things she said, I told you to ignore Oh, why can't we talk again? Oh, why can't we talk again? Oh, why can't we talk again?
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 29, 2020 11:32:46 GMT -5
Bill: “Hello?” Random Fan: “Put Stidham in already!” Bill: “Dammit how’d you get this number?
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Pensacola Tableheads
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Acknowledging the Tribal Chief since 2012
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Dec 29, 2020 11:35:27 GMT -5
RANDOM TROLL: "The Patriots would be in the playoffs if they had Adam Gase."
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Posts: 38,560
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Post by fw91 on Dec 29, 2020 12:48:03 GMT -5
“This is an important call regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty...”
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 29, 2020 14:31:30 GMT -5
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Dec 29, 2020 14:32:30 GMT -5
Lewd, but this reminds me of "so no head?" We just need Belichick breaking a skateboard
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Paul
Vegeta
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Post by Paul on Dec 29, 2020 19:01:29 GMT -5
"Damn, the FAN Forum server went down in the middle of browsing that new Photoshop thread!"
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