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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 4, 2021 9:45:44 GMT -5
Like when people get fed up and quit their job or something.
I can’t find it any more but I remember there was a radio host for some crappy regional station. On his last show he ripped off the CM Punk pipe bomb just substituting things from his work with what Punk said.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 4, 2021 10:08:19 GMT -5
That moment where Ren Hoek does the best crazy heel promo of the 90s:
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 4, 2021 10:19:21 GMT -5
That moment where Ren Hoek does the best crazy heel promo of the 90s: On the DVD set they even had an extended version. Although I can’t recall any missing lines from the clip you posted outside of the ending “But first I’m gonna go take a whiz.” I just remember the quality between the original and extended bits would dip in and out.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2021 10:22:51 GMT -5
JD from Scrubs as "The Intern" is fantastic.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 4, 2021 11:01:33 GMT -5
Steve from Coupling (Jack Davenport) had a few of these. The one about him being a guy (during the dinner party, when the subject of his porn collection kept coming up), and the one about couch pillows.
The latter gets a bonus for Susan shutting him down, just the delivery of the "IF YOU PRESSED IT FIRMLY AGAINST YOUR BOTTOM..." line alone.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 5, 2021 14:24:54 GMT -5
Superman’s World Of Cardboard speech to Darkseid in the Justice League show is a good example of a white meat babyface being pushed too far by the heel and is about to do some un-boy scoutish things to them.
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Post by Larryhausen on Feb 5, 2021 18:44:05 GMT -5
Matt Smith's "I! AM! TALKING!" speech at The Pandorica I feel could be a great wrestling promo with a few tweaks
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Post by fw91 on Feb 5, 2021 18:46:32 GMT -5
Mitch's rant at the end of "Waiting"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 5, 2021 19:00:55 GMT -5
"He was called, he served, he is counted. Old King Cole"
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Post by fw91 on Feb 5, 2021 19:14:17 GMT -5
Would Gunnary Sergeant Hartman in general qualify?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 5, 2021 19:37:16 GMT -5
The "Rictatorship" promo when he put them all on notice in the Walking Dead
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2021 21:08:33 GMT -5
Tyrion's closing speech at his trial. Quite a few from the ASOIAF/GOT universe tbh.
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Post by Rocky Raccoon on Feb 6, 2021 0:15:54 GMT -5
Ned Flanders's heel promo on Springfield.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 6, 2021 0:59:02 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 6, 2021 3:20:53 GMT -5
Governor Nix's truth bomb in Tomorrowland.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 6, 2021 8:15:31 GMT -5
Ned Flanders's heel promo on Springfield. That and the Frank Grimes one are essentially mandated for every WWE Simpsons thread on FAN.
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Post by karl100589 on Feb 6, 2021 8:28:50 GMT -5
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Post by koreycaskets on Feb 6, 2021 11:22:43 GMT -5
Archie Bunker going off about Minnesota.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 6, 2021 11:25:39 GMT -5
Archie Bunker going off about Minnesota. Any text of it? I don’t remember it at all and could only find a video. But my streaming capabilities suck at the moment so wouldn’t mind reading it
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Post by koreycaskets on Feb 6, 2021 18:48:32 GMT -5
Archie Bunker going off about Minnesota. Any text of it? I don’t remember it at all and could only find a video. But my streaming capabilities suck at the moment so wouldn’t mind reading it It's pretty off color for here. Basically Meathead is taking a job in Minnesota so Archie goes off about it and the fact Mike's taking a job off someone else.
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