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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 25, 2021 7:55:31 GMT -5
Get to hang out with a supportive cadre of goofballs.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Mar 25, 2021 9:20:26 GMT -5
Indeed it does, talk about mixed messaging.
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Post by James Fabiano on Mar 25, 2021 9:23:05 GMT -5
Come along! You belong!
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Mar 25, 2021 9:29:34 GMT -5
They're NOT a cult. They're just a bunch of hunks who hang around and eat meat all day
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Post by toodarkmark on Mar 25, 2021 9:40:49 GMT -5
I had a dream I was in the Dark Order last night and we had a dinner party and I ate every burger patty. It was hella fun.
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Mar 25, 2021 9:51:53 GMT -5
I’m my head canon, when they recruited Colt Cabana, they were still a heel dark stable. But Colt never changed to being a dark cult guy, he was still a goofy guy. And gradually, the Dark Order became more fun loving and goofy, like Colt Cabana. So in my mind, Colt didnt turn into The Dark Order, but the Dark Order turned into Colt.
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Post by toodarkmark on Mar 25, 2021 11:00:01 GMT -5
I’m my head canon, when they recruited Colt Cabana, they were still a heel dark stable. But Colt never changed to being a dark cult guy, he was still a goofy guy. And gradually, the Dark Order became more fun loving and goofy, like Colt Cabana. So in my mind, Colt didnt turn into The Dark Order, but the Dark Order turned into Colt. I think the plan was to have Hangman fight for their soul with Brodie, and Colt being disliked by Brodie would help turn them to the light side. Tragically Brodie passed, so their turn just happened naturally, and Colt just became a part of the gang.
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Post by eJm on Mar 25, 2021 11:00:47 GMT -5
I’m my head canon, when they recruited Colt Cabana, they were still a heel dark stable. But Colt never changed to being a dark cult guy, he was still a goofy guy. And gradually, the Dark Order became more fun loving and goofy, like Colt Cabana. So in my mind, Colt didnt turn into The Dark Order, but the Dark Order turned into Colt. I think the plan was to have Hangman fight for their soul with Brodie, and Colt being disliked by Brodie would help turn them to the light side. Tragically Brodie passed, so their turn just happened naturally, and Colt just became a part of the gang. More importantly, he turned into the Dad.
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sfvega
Grimlock
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Post by sfvega on Mar 25, 2021 11:12:42 GMT -5
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Post by Cyno on Mar 25, 2021 11:15:31 GMT -5
I love how warm and fuzzy a group called "The Dark Order" is now. Then again, it would've been impossible to keep them heel given the circumstances.
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Post by cassonova on Mar 25, 2021 16:10:22 GMT -5
In the words of the immortal Creed Bratton: "You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader."
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Mar 25, 2021 18:08:33 GMT -5
In the Unrestricted podcast, Aubrey Edwards pretty much nailed the Dark Order when she said they were a heel cult but now they are a face cult because they just want friends.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 25, 2021 19:27:30 GMT -5
So very wholesome.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 25, 2021 20:48:36 GMT -5
So very wholesome. More wholesome then those Degenerates from New York
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 25, 2021 20:52:42 GMT -5
I’m my head canon, when they recruited Colt Cabana, they were still a heel dark stable. But Colt never changed to being a dark cult guy, he was still a goofy guy. And gradually, the Dark Order became more fun loving and goofy, like Colt Cabana. So in my mind, Colt didnt turn into The Dark Order, but the Dark Order turned into Colt. So basically, The Dark Order isn't a cult, it's a Colt.
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Wardlow on Wardlow 54
Wade Wilson
Don't get Wardlow'd by your Wardlow if you can't Wardlow them back
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Mar 25, 2021 21:26:35 GMT -5
It's the adventures of a cult, featuring:
A dorky recruiter in a mask who ordered a gimp suit online A French-Canadian with a bad temper A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and who is prone to violent outbursts Two man-children who used to be called "The Beaver Boys", one of whom now goes by the nickname "Johnny Hungiee" A drug addict A guy none of them like Colt Cabana And their alcoholic cowboy friend
I give you...
THE MOST WHOLESOME THING IN ALL OF PRO WRESTLING!!!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 25, 2021 21:28:54 GMT -5
I'd be apart of a cult William Daniels started. Hell he beat up a burgler in his 90s. Kayfabe wise I'd job to him
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Mar 26, 2021 1:06:12 GMT -5
I’m my head canon, when they recruited Colt Cabana, they were still a heel dark stable. But Colt never changed to being a dark cult guy, he was still a goofy guy. And gradually, the Dark Order became more fun loving and goofy, like Colt Cabana. So in my mind, Colt didnt turn into The Dark Order, but the Dark Order turned into Colt. So basically, The Dark Order isn't a cult, it's a Colt. The Colt of Cabana.
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Post by fortknox on Mar 26, 2021 20:07:55 GMT -5
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mystermystery
Dennis Stamp
Still in the White Hummer
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Post by mystermystery on Mar 26, 2021 21:12:10 GMT -5
I mean...if it helps, I'm pretty sure on BTE they're bankrupting Hangman by maxing his credit cards and spending all of his money without his knowledge.
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