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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 5, 2021 1:47:22 GMT -5
No further explanation necessary. Just answer the question.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 5, 2021 1:59:52 GMT -5
Why would I wear an eyepatch on my date with a mermaid?
That's just silly.
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Post by government mule on Apr 5, 2021 4:47:53 GMT -5
is she paying?
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 5, 2021 4:50:11 GMT -5
is the top half a fish or the bottom half a fish?
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Post by Feyrhausen on Apr 5, 2021 5:04:13 GMT -5
is the top half a fish or the bottom half a fish? Either way there is something to work with.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 5, 2021 5:06:07 GMT -5
Sure, if only for the story.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 5, 2021 7:09:36 GMT -5
How many eyes does the mermaid have? If she’s wearing an eyepatch and she’s a cyclops, then she needs to go to the surface and get that one eye worked on.
Otherwise she’s going to keep getting made fun of by the other fish for bumping into rocks while swimming.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 5, 2021 16:08:03 GMT -5
No thanks.
I don't... eat... fish.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 5, 2021 16:41:31 GMT -5
Considering Mermaids lack the body part I have a fetish for. I have to say no...
That's why I don't go for monster girls.
Except Lamias for some strange reason.
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Apr 6, 2021 11:48:46 GMT -5
Left eye or right eye?
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 6, 2021 12:13:16 GMT -5
I already have. It's underrated.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2021 12:14:49 GMT -5
The Left Eye? Don't go chasing waterfalls.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 23, 2021 1:43:27 GMT -5
Considering Mermaids lack the body part I have a fetish for. I have to say no... That's why I don't go for monster girls. Except Lamias for some strange reason. *googles 'Lamia'*Hmmm snake women huh? So would you date a snake woman with an eye patch?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 23, 2021 5:55:57 GMT -5
I'd be too concerned she was Aquaman in disguise, trying to infiltrate a crew of pirates.
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Post by pinja on Apr 23, 2021 8:20:13 GMT -5
Implausible setup. Raven teached us you need toes to get to wear an eye patch and he's super smart!
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Apr 23, 2021 17:20:52 GMT -5
Considering Mermaids lack the body part I have a fetish for. I have to say no... That's why I don't go for monster girls. Except Lamias for some strange reason. *googles 'Lamia'*Hmmm snake women huh? So would you date a snake woman with an eye patch? Probably as long as I don't see what's under the patch.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2021 17:58:51 GMT -5
Eyepatch Mermaid sounds like the name of an indie band an actor from Stranger Things would play in.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Apr 23, 2021 18:20:14 GMT -5
I already have. It's underrated. Maybe she switches it up
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Apr 23, 2021 22:16:12 GMT -5
Only if she’s got a nice Arrrrrrrrrrse!
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Post by badkarma on Apr 24, 2021 0:37:02 GMT -5
This seems appropriate.
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