Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,093
Member is Online
|
Post by Mozenrath on Apr 28, 2021 23:18:17 GMT -5
Virl: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Byron: And then the tongue, right?
Virk: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Corey: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Virk: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Figure 8!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 16:53:20 GMT -5
OH NO! IT’S OH NO! NOT THE BLUEBIRD! Someone should do a remix of Kassius Ohno's theme, with Virk doing the "OH NO!" part.
|
|
Moppy
Samurai Cop
Posts: 2,200
|
Post by Moppy on Apr 29, 2021 17:07:03 GMT -5
Needs to work on his ability to call long run-on sentences with no real breaks
UNTIL!!
there's literally any kind of physical impact in the
RING!!!
if he wants to get up to those elite Vic Joseph levels.
*Big spot happens*
OH!!!
*Literally 15 seconds of silence.*
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2021 16:43:37 GMT -5
He say anything especially stupid this week? I haven't heard a second of this guy but I enjoy the revolving thread titles.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 4, 2021 16:47:04 GMT -5
He say anything especially stupid this week? I haven't heard a second of this guy but I enjoy the revolving thread titles. There were a couple funny moments last night: "Where does Omos rank amongst the great champions we've seen?" (while dude was in the middle of his first title defense) "When the pants come off, it's go time."
|
|
|
Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 4, 2021 21:25:51 GMT -5
The latter Virkism is just too funny out of context to not use as a thread title.
|
|
Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,477
|
Post by Rican on May 4, 2021 21:42:49 GMT -5
The new thread title is also what I said at Target last weekend before being asked pretty sternly to leave.
|
|
Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,988
Member is Online
|
Post by Perd on May 4, 2021 22:19:42 GMT -5
When the pants come off, it’s go time? Kinda not cool to read Tom Philips’s text on the air.
|
|
|
Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 4, 2021 22:26:23 GMT -5
He also asked this week where Omos ranks among the all time greats.
|
|
|
Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on May 5, 2021 12:35:30 GMT -5
Me: hmm nothing new or crazy on the WWE forums today
*sees this thread title*
Me: HWUUUUUUUH?!?!?
|
|
|
Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on May 5, 2021 12:40:49 GMT -5
WHEN THE PANTS COME OFF
IT'S GO TIME
|
|
The Foreigner™: OffSZN
ALF
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
Posts: 1,201
|
Post by The Foreigner™: OffSZN on May 5, 2021 13:23:30 GMT -5
When the pants come off It's go time
|
|
|
Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on May 5, 2021 14:01:00 GMT -5
Definitely his "Jamaican me crazy"
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on May 5, 2021 14:03:32 GMT -5
Stop making me want to watch Raw again just to catch Virk's commentary.
|
|
|
Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on May 5, 2021 15:51:58 GMT -5
WHEN THE DRAWERS COME OFF, THE FUN STOPS
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2021 15:59:01 GMT -5
I guess it's always go time for Randy Orton then.
|
|
|
Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 5, 2021 16:32:41 GMT -5
I almost don't want Virk to say something weird next week just so I can keep this thread title for a while longer.
|
|
|
Post by This Player Hating Mothman on May 5, 2021 16:51:10 GMT -5
When the pants come off It's go time "Oh wow great thread title I'm gonna post Taichi gifs and be the funnies--DAMN IT"
|
|
|
Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on May 5, 2021 18:17:21 GMT -5
FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS NOONE TAKES A CRAP UNLESS I SAY SO
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2021 18:32:14 GMT -5
He’s fine. I’m more annoyed having to put up with three hours of Graves. Since Adnan is new and Saxton is useless he’s been taking the lead more and more. Which makes sense as Cole has help Pat on Smackdown. I don’t think either team is great at the moment.
Cole and Graves the sum is better than the parts..
|
|