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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 17:21:23 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Currently in the ring, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 170 pounds, Lince Dorado! StardustHis opponent, from Adachi, Tokyo, weighing in at 225 pounds, Tetsuya Naito! Tetsuya Naito has arrived here in WAEW! He's wrestled around the world and now he's here to prove himself on the biggest stage of them all! If I were Lince, I'd be worried.It's one thing to say you're the best. It's another entirely to prove that. We'll see if Naito can do so!Tetsuya Naito vs Lince Dorado Voting end in 5 minutes
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Post by RKTaker on May 18, 2021 17:21:53 GMT -5
Naito with a spinning forearm
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Post by MikeyMania on May 18, 2021 17:23:00 GMT -5
Naito with a German suplex
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on May 18, 2021 17:24:52 GMT -5
Naito with an STO.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 17:28:35 GMT -5
Naito puts away Dorado away in swift fashion following the Destino!
1.....
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3!
Here is your winner, Tetsuya Naito!
Well I guess Naito just proved that he can back up his words! A very decisive victory from one of Japan's finest. Coming up next is the Tom Lawlor Open Challenge! Who will step up to the plate?
*we cut to the ring as "I Have come to kill you" plays as four men with hooded sweatshirts walk down the the ring the person who comes out first comes out clapping along to the song and dances to the ring while the other three walk normally to the ring the back of their sweatshirts say Team Filthy on it*
Well this is certainly different, judging by what it says on the sweatshirts we can only assume this has something to do with someone who made his debut on Raw last week Tom Lawlor that's who it looks to be in the front I can not tell who the other three people are that are with him. it looks like to me Tom is not taking this seriously at all even though he issued the open challenge last week he just looks careless he's not careless Beth he's confident and he has backup last week he said "we" when talking about being on Raw and said we would find out who he was talking about it looks like it's time.
*in the ring Tom and the other three people take off their hoods to reveal who they are and tom grabs a mic*
ahahhahahaha finally it is time for the first edition of Raw and what better way to have the first episode than to have "Filthy" Tom Lawlor on it. Now I'm sure you guys are wondering who I have with me well I said I would tell you so here we go.
*Tom walks over to the person who is on the left*
The first person we have someone who some of you might even recognize, He left the world of MMA to pursue pro wrestling just like I did he is someone who is just as dangerous as he looks. he is the knock out king, King Mo. next we have a pair of people, two of the best pure fighters you will ever meet. They are Dominic Garrini and Kevin Ku and they love fighting and they love Violence together they are Violence is Forever. you will see these men in action very soon I am sure of it, oh and together we are Team Filthy.
Last week I issued an open challenge for anybody on the Raw roster to face me and nobody has stepped up. I'm a little disappointed by that everyone that's on the Raw roster wants to be the best yet they don't want to beat the best who is me. I really don't want my first victory on Raw to be a forfeit so once again I dare anyone in the back to wants to step up to Tom Lawlor to do so now.
"BRO"
*the Crowd erupts as Riddle comes on stage Tom has a look of surprise and disbelief on his face which turns into slight smirk as Riddle walks into the ring and does his usual kick off his flip flops*
Finally someone who has some guts I know you Riddle in fact I have faced you before. Riddle me this what happened to your first name? it got taken away from you? that's a weird thing to have happen. believe it or not I have been waiting to have this rematch for awhile now and if you want to have it now then let's go
*Riddle slaps Tom in the face, Tom responds with a punch that knocks Riddle down and the match begins*
Tom Lawlor vs Riddle
Lawlor picks up Riddle and irish rips him into the corner, and nails him with strikes to the face. Lawlor starts to get a bit cocky and Riddle starts to fight back he takes don Lawlor and gets LAwlor in an armbar. Lawlor gets out of it and the two continue fighting. Lawlor gets Riddle on the ground and locks in the Koji Clutch and Riddle Taps
Here is your winner, Tom Lawlor!
And it looks like the Filthy One prevails in his first open challenge. I think the locker room just became well aware of this man. If they haven't then they better real soon. Unless they wanna end up getting hurt just like Matt Riddle did here.
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Wardlow on Wardlow 54
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on May 18, 2021 17:30:14 GMT -5
I fully approve of any segment that ends with Riddle being beaten up lol
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 17:32:41 GMT -5
We cut to Cameron Grimes.
Wooo! Trust the Khans to know money when they see it. Main event Cameron Grimes. Ratings through the roof because Grimes equals green. Bringing in that casual viewer cash flow. Bringing into that demographic dollar. Seems like an easy choice to make. Except... that wasn't the original plan. Cesaro was meant to be closing the show. Oh sorry, that's Antonio Cesaro, with his advocate Mr. Paul Heyman.
Paul knows even more about smart investments than I do. Last week, the entire wrestling landscape got reset and with it, Roman Reigns no longer can lay claim to being the tribal chief. No Universal Championship, no table of which to be head, no longer Paulie's golden goose. Paul said the reason he was able to have the career he has had, is his ability to survive. You know what else survives? Cockroaches. I would have thought Antonio Cesaro would have known better. Cesaro beat Seth Rollins at WrestleMania on his own. There's a good chance he would have beat Roman on his own. More than anyone else though, Cesaro beats himself up. He might be able to cut Gordon's knot or whatever that was last week, but he's never broken through the glass ceiling. Sometimes it seems he's just inches away. Sometimes he's way off the mark. The closest he ever came? 2014. With Paul Heyman in his corner. I know it, Antonio knows it, and Paul Heyman damn sure knows it.
Paul Heyman probably gave Tony some great speech about how he could lead him to the promised land. It worked for Brock. It worked for Punk. It worked for Roman. It's worked for countless others. Why not Cesaro? Paul's got connections. He can get Antonio the finer things in life. He can get him main events. The difference between Paul Heyman and myself...
Cameron pulls out a checkbook and drops it on the the ground.
My checks don't bounce. I may have slid a certain someone a little something something. Word soon traveled from the back, over the headsets. "Well scratch that. Cameron Grimes is now the main event." Because it's 2021, not 2014. I get why Cesaro got it confused. I do. For seven years, I've been listening to how Cesaro is the most underrated talent in all of wrestling. I know it's been seven years because 2014 is when I was getting started in the business. Seven years and Cesaro is still just spinning his wheels.
That's another thing while we're at it. It's a giant spin! Not a swing! Spin - to move or cause to move back and forth or from side to side. Spin - turn or cause to turn or whirl round quickly. You speak five languages, how can you not get that right?
I'm not taking Antonio Cesaro lightly by any means. Those same people that call him most underrated, also call him the most powerful. He trains harder than anyone, he's stronger than anyone. I knew when I took that spot last week from him, it wasn't going to be long before he wanted to face me and I'm glad the powers that be have made it happen. I didn't take the match because I thought it would be easy. There's a good chance I'm in for an ass whooping tonight but quite frankly, it doesn't matter. I'm still going to beat him. I wouldn't be here if I thought there was a single person in that locker room I couldn't beat. Cameron Grimes is one of life's winners.
Antonio, it took you nearly a decade to make it here. I beat you by half of that. Last week, I beat you to the main event. Tonight, I'm gonna beat you again! I beat Antonio Cesaro. I. Make. More. Money. After I do, you don't have to worry about a thing. Antonio Cesaro's world is going to keep on spinning, same pace it ever did. Cameron Grimes stock grows exponentially and it's going...
TO! THE! MOON!
Heyman: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for whom I believe is the premiere athlete in "Sports Entertainment" today, Mr. Antonio Cesaro. Last week, the WWE Universe bore witness to my client's systematic destruction of some poor, unfortunate soul who has already been shuttled back to the minor leagues, a soul who has a story to tell the boys in the back at his local indie promotion about how he went one on one against the great Antonio Cesaro and lived to tell the tale. Who this competitor was bears little importance and when the story of Mr. Antonio Cesaro is recalled years from now, he shall be a mere footnote, a broken link to be found on Mr. Antonio Cesaro's wikipedia page, the beginning of a list of many fallen competitors.
My client's next competitor, a Mr. Cameron Grimes, is merely the next entry on that list. Mr. Grimes is an impressive young man and a name to watch for in the near future. He reminds me of Mr. Antonio Cesaro in terms of size, strength, and potential. Mr. Grimes boasts of being trained by the Hardy Boys themselves, Matt and Jeff, a distinction that should place him among the vanguard of Sports Entertainment. His experience belies his age, as he is already twelve years into his Sports Entertainment career.
But, not all experience is equal and, with all due respect, the Hardy Boys, combined, are not the man Mr. Antonio Cesaro is. So, Mr. Grimes, you will walk into that ring and acquit yourself well. You will show Mr. Levesque that you are indeed a wise investment that will pay for itself in the future.
But Mr. Antonio Cesaro is priceless. Whatever struggles that you have endured, Mr. Grimes, my client has survived tenfold. My client trains everyday with methods that would cause your body to break. My client has spent hundreds upon hundreds of hours studying videotape of the WWE roster as if he was a chess player bent on placing the world's grandmasters in checkmate. My client has defeated individuals that you have only dreamed if meeting one day.
And he is poised to defeat you.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 17:39:06 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is the main event! Return of the FireIntroducing first, accompanied by Paul Heyman, from Lucerne, Switzerland, Antonio Cesaro! Last week Paul Heymain unveiled to the world his latest signing, the man known as Cesaro!A huge pick up to be certain! Tonight, Heyman hopes his new protege can make a statement.Stackin' MoneyHis opponent, from Burlington, North Carolina, weighing in at 220 pounds, Cameron Grimes! But if he wants to do that, he's gotta get past Big Money Cam! Paul may talk big, but Cameron here has the assets to back his success up!This isn't a battle of the bank accounts, Pat! Regardless, these two are both poised to be the first name in the minds of the Khans. Who will emerge victorious here tonight?Cesaro vs Cameron Grimes Voting ends in 5:49
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Post by RKTaker on May 18, 2021 17:42:59 GMT -5
Cesaro with a Cesaro swing
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Post by MikeyMania on May 18, 2021 17:43:03 GMT -5
Antonio Cesaro with the UFO while Paul Heyman shouts off about "how's that for a spin?"
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Wardlow on Wardlow 54
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on May 18, 2021 17:44:32 GMT -5
Cesaro does that to Grimes.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 17:56:05 GMT -5
Cesaro goes for a clothesline, but Grimes ducks underneath, coming back with a crossbody takedown! He then nails him as he comes back up with a dropkick! 1! 2! Cesaro kicks out. Grimes goes for a neckbreaker as he rises, but Antonio reverses, turning it into a bridging German Suplex! 1! 2! Grimes kicks out! Cesaro whips him into the tunbuckle before charging in, leveling the man with a vicious European Uppercut! He grabs him as he stumbles from the corner, hoisting him high into the air with a one-armed vertical suplex! Antonio cranks his neck from side to side as he grabs the rising Cameron, looking for the Neutralizer, but recieves a knee to the side of the head! Cameron floats over behind him, hoisting him up for a bridging german of his own! But Antonio blocks it, hoisting Grimes up onto his shoulders for the Alphamare Waterslide! Grimes staggers to his feet, looking quite loopy before going up into the air, Cesaro planting him with the Neutralizer! 1! 2! 3! Here is your winner, Antonio Cesaro! A hard fought contest, but in the end it looks like Cesaro stands victorious! Seems like Heyman once again has made the right choice when it comes to talent.As Cesaro celebrates in the ring, we suddenly hear a familiar theme.Congrats, Heyman. And you too, Cesaro. Your victory here has told me all I need to know. Ladies and gentlemen... the first official entrant in this year's King of the Ring will be Antonio Cesaro!
When I announced the King of the Ring, I knew there would be guys out there who were ready to step up. And I can't deny that Cesaro here is very worthy of that championship.
Best of luck, kid. You're gonna need it.And there we go. Antonio Cesaro is advancing to the KOTR! Are we looking at the frontrunner? Only time will tell!That's gonna do it for this week. For Beth and Pat, this is Michael Cole signing off!We fade out on the image of Cesaro and Heyman celebrating in the ring.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 18:03:12 GMT -5
Thanks to @irontyger , Jonathan Michaels , cj3 , Malibu Albino , Gus Richlen Was Wrong , MikeyMania , Wardlow on Wardlow 54 and RKTaker for promos, squashes, and voting. Another fine show, folks. Requests are open for next week's Raw card. I'm gonna keep it to five matches maximum, unless somebody else wants to write something for the show. As for Dynamite, get those promos in when you can. I'm gonna also ask again if anybody is interested in potentially running one of the other brands. I've had one person inquire about it so far.
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on May 18, 2021 18:09:17 GMT -5
That was fun.
Question, Reginald was dropped, correct?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 18:10:45 GMT -5
That was fun. Question, Reginald was dropped, correct? That is correct.
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on May 18, 2021 18:16:38 GMT -5
That was fun. Question, Reginald was dropped, correct? That is correct. Ok. I would like to tag-rule him to my first Raw pick... Shinsuke Nakamura! Prepare for the ultimate odd couple lol
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2021 18:38:12 GMT -5
I should also let everybody know that we have our own official Discord server. It's a cool place to hang out during the shows. If anybody is interested in joining, I'll post the link here as well as on the front post for future reference. Here it be
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Post by Waffel113 on May 18, 2021 20:43:16 GMT -5
Long time, no see, gents. Gotta say, I love what you've done with the place. Mikey messaged me about this coming back and I gotta say...I have missed this a lot. And I'm certainly (I think) a much better writer than I was...shoot, five years ago? Six? I've been itching to give this another go, is what I'm saying, and so...I think I will. I'd like to claim Cedric Alexander. Figured I should start small, I am out of practice and all. But I'm glad to see this is still going. Looking forward to giving this another shot!
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Post by RKTaker on May 18, 2021 20:47:51 GMT -5
WAFFEL!!!!!!!!
*drops cow on waffel*
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Post by Waffel113 on May 18, 2021 20:51:57 GMT -5
ow.
Just like old times! How ya been, everyone?
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