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Post by pinja on Apr 25, 2023 2:00:11 GMT -5
When they say "spears a dude out of a helicopter", do they mean the wrestling move or with an actual spear? Biting someone's nose off AND spearing a guy must mean that Kraven's related to The Rock.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 25, 2023 4:00:46 GMT -5
This sounds like it's going to be another Hellboy 2019 where it's a pretty blatant PG rated story that's been made into an R rated movie with excessive swearing and pointless gore in hopes of attracting some kind of pseudo-edgelord crowd.
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Post by Renslayer on Apr 25, 2023 6:26:41 GMT -5
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Post by chrom on Apr 25, 2023 6:37:54 GMT -5
Woof
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 25, 2023 21:12:14 GMT -5
The Venom crew, who had to make a PG-13 Carnage movie, watching Kraven get the first legit R rating:
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 28, 2023 1:33:33 GMT -5
An R-rating is the perfect way for them to introduce naked Tigra.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 28, 2023 3:39:04 GMT -5
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Post by thechase on Jun 19, 2023 13:41:40 GMT -5
Trailer got leaked two days early, so Sony are officially launching it today
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jun 19, 2023 13:56:17 GMT -5
Morbius Bought a Zoo. Cool.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jun 19, 2023 13:59:39 GMT -5
Omfg i tapped out halfway through. dude got bit by a radioactive lion. Bless u sony.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 19, 2023 13:59:51 GMT -5
I mean I knew it'd be awful but that looks way worse than I thought it would. Especially that scene where he appears to be eating a dude.
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Post by chrom on Jun 19, 2023 14:08:35 GMT -5
Like Morbius, it's the biggest movie to ever be a movie
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 19, 2023 14:09:14 GMT -5
Is he going to get recruited by the Brotherhood in a mid credit scene?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jun 19, 2023 14:09:39 GMT -5
Like, remember when Man of Steel came out and everybody said it sucked but also that WBD/DC must've learned their lesson from it and that Batman v Superman would be different and better? Replace "Man of Steel" with "Morbius" and "Batman v Superman" with this, and you should basically see my problem with this. Why is Sony going all-in with these generic, gritty blood n' guts superhero action movies? You'd think they'd learn something from the goofy charm of Venom.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 19, 2023 14:25:22 GMT -5
This trailer makes Morbius look like a Scorsese film. Yeesh.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jun 19, 2023 14:44:32 GMT -5
Trailer got leaked two days early, so Sony are officially launching it today Ah, another entry in Russell Crowe's "wheel o' accents"
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 19, 2023 14:51:03 GMT -5
I liked when he looked into the camera and said "It's Kravin' Time" and proceeded to Kraven all over the place.
This seriously feels like one of those video games where they just copy/pasted over a bunch of Morbin' assets with Kraven ones.
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Post by ace on Jun 19, 2023 15:08:40 GMT -5
*can’t tell anyone I enjoyed the trailer*
…uh yeah…Kraven more like Lame-en…amirite?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jun 19, 2023 15:46:04 GMT -5
Like, remember when Man of Steel came out and everybody said it sucked but also that WBD/DC must've learned their lesson from it and that Batman v Superman would be different and better? Replace "Man of Steel" with "Morbius" and "Batman v Superman" with this, and you should basically see my problem with this. Why is Sony going all-in with these generic, gritty blood n' guts action movies? You'd think they'd learn something from the goofy charm of Venom. My thing is, why keep trying this shit with Morbius and Kraven when you can just absorb them into the Venom films. Venom needs people to fight, shouldn't be that hard but they are trying to make properties of stuff no one is asking for I can see if Kraven or someone was in another movie and they stole the show like Agatha in Wandavision and you was like f*** it let's do it but this isn't that
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jun 19, 2023 15:55:19 GMT -5
Kraven would have made for an outstanding Spidey solo movie villain.
But Sony gonna Sony.
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