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The BloodbathAs the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Kimberly Hart runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jef Costello runs away from the Cornucopia.
Zack Taylor runs away from the Cornucopia.
Fake Max Headroom runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Goon gathers as much food as he can.
Max Headroom runs away from the Cornucopia.
Wilma Flintstone and Chico Marx threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Trini Kwan runs away from the Cornucopia.
Liane Cartman takes a handful of throwing knives.
Limu Emu snatches a pair of sais.
Larry Fine runs away from the Cornucopia.
Eric Cartman breaks Jason Lee Scott's nose for a basket of bread.
Flo from Progressive snatches a pair of sais.
Groucho Marx falls into a pit and dies.
Billy Cranston runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Harpo Marx runs away from the Cornucopia.
Curly Howard runs away from the Cornucopia.
Huell Babineaux clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Scrappy Doo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sam Malone finds a bag full of explosives.
Fred Flintstone runs away from the Cornucopia.
Wesley Crusher grabs a shovel.
Hiro Protagonist runs away from the Cornucopia.
Chris Sabin finds a bag full of explosives.
Amy Winehouse scares Mr Blobby away from the cornucopia.
Zeppo Marx snatches a pair of sais.
TL Hopper takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Geico Gecko grabs a shovel.
Gummo Marx runs away from the Cornucopia.
Joffrey Baratheon runs away from the Cornucopia.
David Lee Roth runs away from the Cornucopia.
Paul Ellering runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Berzerker runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Gobbledy Gooker grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Diane Chambers runs away from the Cornucopia.
Coach Ernie Pantusso runs away from the Cornucopia.
Norm Peterson runs away from the Cornucopia.
Spongebob Squarepants runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sir Richard Burton runs away from the Cornucopia.
Doug From Liberty Mutual finds a bag full of explosives.
Judge Judy and Ben fight for a bag. Judge Judy gives up and retreats.
Carla Tortelli, Moe Howard, and Erin Esurance work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Day 1Sir Richard Burton overhears Diane Chambers and Judge Judy talking in the distance.
Geico Gecko bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Zeppo Marx receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Zack Taylor, David Lee Roth, Kimberly Hart, Eric Cartman, and Wesley Crusher hunt for other tributes.
Norm Peterson receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Paul Ellering discovers a river.
Gummo Marx sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Sam Malone searches for firewood.
Jef Costello searches for firewood.
Hiro Protagonist picks flowers.
Chris Sabin dies from hunger.
Harpo Marx overhears Billy Cranston and Larry Fine talking in the distance.
Coach Ernie Pantusso searches for firewood.
Curly Howard runs away from Limu Emu.
Jason Lee Scott receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Scrappy Doo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
The Berzerker discovers a river.
Moe Howard, Doug From Liberty Mutual, and Joffrey Baratheon hunt for other tributes.
Flo from Progressive practices her archery.
Max Headroom unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Carla Tortelli scares The Goon off.
Liane Cartman makes a slingshot.
TL Hopper, Fake Max Headroom, and Spongebob Squarepants hunt for other tributes.
The Gobbledy Gooker chases Ben.
Huell Babineaux searches for a water source.
Mr Blobby hunts for other tributes.
Amy Winehouse hunts for other tributes.
Fred Flintstone diverts Trini Kwan's attention and runs away.
Erin Esurance discovers a river.
Fallen Tributes 16 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Wilma Flintstone
District 3
Chico Marx
District 11
Groucho Marx
District 12
Geico Gecko
District 6
Chris Sabin
District 2
Max Headroom
District 2
Night 1TL Hopper and Carla Tortelli hold hands.
Erin Esurance thinks about home.
Trini Kwan goes to sleep.
Amy Winehouse starts a fire.
Limu Emu screams for help.
Mr Blobby stays awake all night.
Kimberly Hart receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Spongebob Squarepants, Diane Chambers, and Eric Cartman discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Gummo Marx sees a fire, but stays hidden.
David Lee Roth and Joffrey Baratheon hold hands.
Norm Peterson pushes The Gobbledy Gooker off a cliff during a knife fight.
Moe Howard, Sir Richard Burton, and Curly Howard discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Larry Fine thinks about home.
Billy Cranston lets Scrappy Doo into his shelter.
Zack Taylor tends to Doug From Liberty Mutual's wounds.
Huell Babineaux tries to treat his infection.
Fred Flintstone and Ben tell stories about themselves to each other.
Judge Judy is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Jef Costello and Paul Ellering hold hands.
Flo from Progressive and Jason Lee Scott hold hands.
The Berzerker receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Hiro Protagonist cries himself to sleep.
The Goon fends Wesley Crusher, Harpo Marx, and Zeppo Marx away from his fire.
Sam Malone screams for help.
Fake Max Headroom cries himself to sleep.
Coach Ernie Pantusso sets Liane Cartman on fire with a molotov.
Day 2Sir Richard Burton dies of dysentery.
Sam Malone makes a wooden spear.
Gummo Marx begs for Harpo Marx to kill him. He refuses, keeping Gummo Marx alive.
Curly Howard and Jef Costello hunt for other tributes.
The Berzerker thinks about home.
Amy Winehouse practices her archery.
Erin Esurance hunts for other tributes.
Jason Lee Scott camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Zack Taylor travels to higher ground.
Flo from Progressive, Hiro Protagonist, and Paul Ellering hunt for other tributes.
Scrappy Doo sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Eric Cartman makes a slingshot.
Zeppo Marx overhears Spongebob Squarepants and David Lee Roth talking in the distance.
Judge Judy scares TL Hopper off.
Huell Babineaux begs for Carla Tortelli to kill him. She refuses, keeping Huell Babineaux alive.
Coach Ernie Pantusso is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Mr Blobby makes a slingshot.
Joffrey Baratheon diverts Ben's attention and runs away.
The Goon practices his archery.
Fake Max Headroom camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Doug From Liberty Mutual collects fruit from a tree.
Kimberly Hart searches for firewood.
Trini Kwan questions her sanity.
Billy Cranston receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Wesley Crusher stalks Fred Flintstone.
Norm Peterson sprains his ankle while running away from Larry Fine.
Diane Chambers fishes.
Moe Howard discovers a river.
Limu Emu receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Fallen Tributes 23 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The Gobbledy Gooker
District 11
Liane Cartman
District 3
Sir Richard Burton
District 7
Night 2Erin Esurance receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Zack Taylor receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Coach Ernie Pantusso is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Flo from Progressive starts a fire.
Jason Lee Scott tends to Diane Chambers's wounds.
The Goon, Paul Ellering, Moe Howard, Harpo Marx, and Amy Winehouse sleep in shifts.
Wesley Crusher fends Fake Max Headroom, Zeppo Marx, and Doug From Liberty Mutual away from his fire.
Joffrey Baratheon, Gummo Marx, Norm Peterson, and Limu Emu sleep in shifts.
Kimberly Hart sets an explosive off, killing Scrappy Doo.
Larry Fine severely injures Eric Cartman and leaves him to die.
Fred Flintstone kills Trini Kwan with a hatchet.
Curly Howard bashes Huell Babineaux's head against a rock several times.
Billy Cranston stays awake all night.
Sam Malone loses sight of where he is.
Ben is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
The Berzerker cries himself to sleep.
Carla Tortelli questions her sanity.
Hiro Protagonist receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
TL Hopper sets up camp for the night.
Mr Blobby, Jef Costello, David Lee Roth, and Spongebob Squarepants sleep in shifts.
Judge Judy receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Day 3TL Hopper receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Doug From Liberty Mutual and The Goon split up to search for resources.
Jef Costello makes a wooden spear.
Joffrey Baratheon constructs a shack.
Carla Tortelli collects fruit from a tree.
Limu Emu searches for firewood.
Billy Cranston explores the arena.
Wesley Crusher hunts for other tributes.
Mr Blobby receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
David Lee Roth is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Larry Fine begs for Jason Lee Scott to kill him. He refuses, keeping Larry Fine alive.
Moe Howard tends to Judge Judy's wounds.
Fred Flintstone attacks Paul Ellering, but he manages to escape.
Diane Chambers makes a wooden spear.
Zeppo Marx makes a slingshot.
Gummo Marx runs away from Flo from Progressive.
Amy Winehouse searches for firewood.
Hiro Protagonist chases The Berzerker.
Sam Malone constructs a shack.
Curly Howard hunts for other tributes.
Harpo Marx questions his sanity.
Fake Max Headroom overhears Erin Esurance and Norm Peterson talking in the distance.
Zack Taylor stalks Spongebob Squarepants.
Kimberly Hart explores the arena.
Ben discovers a river.
Coach Ernie Pantusso makes a wooden spear.
Fallen Tributes 34 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Scrappy Doo
District 4
Eric Cartman
District 3
Trini Kwan
District 8
Huell Babineaux
District 7
Night 3Norm Peterson tends to Ben's wounds.
Jef Costello convinces Moe Howard to snuggle with him.
Carla Tortelli cries herself to sleep.
Judge Judy falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Doug From Liberty Mutual is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Spongebob Squarepants screams for help.
Sam Malone stays awake all night.
Diane Chambers passes out from exhaustion.
The Berzerker goes to sleep.
Larry Fine dies from an infection.
Gummo Marx and The Goon huddle for warmth.
TL Hopper, Paul Ellering, Jason Lee Scott, and Erin Esurance tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Billy Cranston tends to Coach Ernie Pantusso's wounds.
Flo from Progressive defeats Fred Flintstone in a fight, but spares his life.
Zeppo Marx is awoken by nightmares.
Zack Taylor and Curly Howard hold hands.
Wesley Crusher and Hiro Protagonist talk about the tributes still alive.
Limu Emu cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Harpo Marx and Joffrey Baratheon track down and kill Amy Winehouse.
Mr Blobby sets up camp for the night.
David Lee Roth cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Kimberly Hart is unable to convince Fake Max Headroom to not kill her.
Day 4David Lee Roth attacks Fake Max Headroom, but he manages to escape.
The Goon and Mr Blobby fight Zack Taylor and Sam Malone. The Goon and Mr Blobby survive.
Limu Emu discovers a cave.
The Berzerker stalks Jason Lee Scott.
Doug From Liberty Mutual, Paul Ellering, Diane Chambers, and Hiro Protagonist hunt for other tributes.
Moe Howard makes a slingshot.
TL Hopper explores the arena.
Harpo Marx, Zeppo Marx, Joffrey Baratheon, and Erin Esurance track down and kill Jef Costello.
Fred Flintstone receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Carla Tortelli receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Flo from Progressive dies from hypothermia.
Gummo Marx, Spongebob Squarepants, Wesley Crusher, and Coach Ernie Pantusso hunt for other tributes.
Curly Howard overhears Norm Peterson and Billy Cranston talking in the distance.
Ben picks flowers.
Arena EventThe remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.
TL Hopper mistakes Hiro Protagonist for a bear and kills him.
Fred Flintstone survives.
Harpo Marx hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.
Curly Howard survives.
Erin Esurance mistakes Limu Emu for a bear and kills him.
Spongebob Squarepants survives.
Carla Tortelli and Fake Max Headroom decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
Wesley Crusher hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.
Paul Ellering survives.
Doug From Liberty Mutual survives.
David Lee Roth mistakes Coach Ernie Pantusso for a bear and kills him.
The Berzerker eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.
Gummo Marx mistakes Jason Lee Scott for a bear and kills him.
Diane Chambers mistakes Moe Howard for a bear and kills him.
Mr Blobby and Billy Cranston decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
Ben survives.
Zeppo Marx drowns Norm Peterson, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.
Joffrey Baratheon survives.
The Goon survives.
Fallen Tributes 421 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Judge Judy
District 4
Larry Fine
District 1
Amy Winehouse
District 2
Kimberly Hart
District 9
Zack Taylor
District 8
Sam Malone
District 9
Jef Costello
District 6
Flo from Progressive
District 5
Hiro Protagonist
District 7
Harpo Marx
District 12
Limu Emu
District 6
Carla Tortelli
District 10
Fake Max Headroom
District 2
Wesley Crusher
District 4
Coach Ernie Pantusso
District 10
The Berzerker
District 10
Jason Lee Scott
District 8
Moe Howard
District 1
Mr Blobby
District 4
Billy Cranston
District 8
Norm Peterson
District 9
Night 4Erin Esurance sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Spongebob Squarepants, TL Hopper, and Fred Flintstone discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
David Lee Roth, The Goon, Diane Chambers, and Doug From Liberty Mutual tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Ben and Joffrey Baratheon hold hands.
Gummo Marx dies from an infection.
Curly Howard and Paul Ellering run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Zeppo Marx goes to sleep.
The FeastThe cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Spongebob Squarepants, David Lee Roth, TL Hopper, and Diane Chambers team up to grab food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs.
Curly Howard stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.
Erin Esurance decides not to go to The Feast.
Zeppo Marx decides not to go to The Feast.
Ben decides not to go to The Feast.
Paul Ellering bashes Fred Flintstone's head in with a mace.
Joffrey Baratheon decides not to go to The Feast.
The Goon decides not to go to The Feast.
Doug From Liberty Mutual falls into a pit and dies.
Day 5Ben stabs Curly Howard in the back with a trident.
The Goon is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Diane Chambers sprains her ankle while running away from Erin Esurance.
Paul Ellering discovers a river.
TL Hopper defeats Joffrey Baratheon in a fight, but spares his life.
Spongebob Squarepants attacks David Lee Roth, but he manages to escape.
Zeppo Marx tries to spear fish with a trident.
Fallen Tributes 54 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Gummo Marx
District 12
Fred Flintstone
District 3
Doug From Liberty Mutual
District 6
Curly Howard
District 1
Night 5Paul Ellering begs for Diane Chambers to kill him. She refuses, keeping Paul Ellering alive.
Zeppo Marx, Spongebob Squarepants, Erin Esurance, and Ben sleep in shifts.
Joffrey Baratheon and David Lee Roth fight The Goon and TL Hopper. Joffrey Baratheon and David Lee Roth survive.
Day 6Erin Esurance receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Diane Chambers questions her sanity.
Ben silently snaps Paul Ellering's neck.
Zeppo Marx hunts for other tributes.
Spongebob Squarepants bashes David Lee Roth's head against a rock several times.
Joffrey Baratheon picks flowers.
Fallen Tributes 64 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The Goon
District 10
TL Hopper
District 11
Paul Ellering
District 11
David Lee Roth
District 1
Night 6Erin Esurance goes to sleep.
Spongebob Squarepants sets Zeppo Marx on fire with a molotov.
Ben receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Diane Chambers dies from thirst.
Joffrey Baratheon falls into a pit and dies.
Day 7Spongebob Squarepants picks flowers.
Ben runs away from Erin Esurance.
Fallen Tributes 73 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Zeppo Marx
District 12
Diane Chambers
District 9
Joffrey Baratheon
District 5
Night 7Erin Esurance receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Spongebob Squarepants tries to treat his infection.
Ben receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Day 8Spongebob Squarepants poisons Erin Esurance's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Ben dies of dysentery.
Fallen Tributes 82 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Spongebob Squarepants
District 5
Ben
District 7
The WinnerThe winner is Erin Esurance from District 5!
DSRSummaryThe Bloodbath
Wilma Flintstone and Chico Marx threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Groucho Marx falls into a pit and dies.
Day 1
Geico Gecko bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Chris Sabin dies from hunger.
Max Headroom unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Night 1
Norm Peterson pushes The Gobbledy Gooker off a cliff during a knife fight.
Coach Ernie Pantusso sets Liane Cartman on fire with a molotov.
Day 2
Sir Richard Burton dies of dysentery.
Night 2
Kimberly Hart sets an explosive off, killing Scrappy Doo.
Larry Fine severely injures Eric Cartman and leaves him to die.
Fred Flintstone kills Trini Kwan with a hatchet.
Curly Howard bashes Huell Babineaux's head against a rock several times.
Day 3
No deaths occurred.
Night 3
Judge Judy falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Larry Fine dies from an infection.
Harpo Marx and Joffrey Baratheon track down and kill Amy Winehouse.
Kimberly Hart is unable to convince Fake Max Headroom to not kill her.
Day 4
The Goon and Mr Blobby fight Zack Taylor and Sam Malone. The Goon and Mr Blobby survive.
Harpo Marx, Zeppo Marx, Joffrey Baratheon, and Erin Esurance track down and kill Jef Costello.
Flo from Progressive dies from hypothermia.
Arena Event
The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.
TL Hopper mistakes Hiro Protagonist for a bear and kills him.
Harpo Marx hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.
Erin Esurance mistakes Limu Emu for a bear and kills him.
Carla Tortelli and Fake Max Headroom decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
Wesley Crusher hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.
David Lee Roth mistakes Coach Ernie Pantusso for a bear and kills him.
The Berzerker eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.
Gummo Marx mistakes Jason Lee Scott for a bear and kills him.
Diane Chambers mistakes Moe Howard for a bear and kills him.
Mr Blobby and Billy Cranston decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
Zeppo Marx drowns Norm Peterson, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.
Night 4
Gummo Marx dies from an infection.
The Feast
Paul Ellering bashes Fred Flintstone's head in with a mace.
Doug From Liberty Mutual falls into a pit and dies.
Day 5
Ben stabs Curly Howard in the back with a trident.
Night 5
Joffrey Baratheon and David Lee Roth fight The Goon and TL Hopper. Joffrey Baratheon and David Lee Roth survive.
Day 6
Ben silently snaps Paul Ellering's neck.
Spongebob Squarepants bashes David Lee Roth's head against a rock several times.
Night 6
Spongebob Squarepants sets Zeppo Marx on fire with a molotov.
Diane Chambers dies from thirst.
Joffrey Baratheon falls into a pit and dies.
Day 7
No deaths occurred.
Night 7
No deaths occurred.
Day 8
Spongebob Squarepants poisons Erin Esurance's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Ben dies of dysentery.
The winner is Erin Esurance from District 5!
StatisticsPlacements
1. Erin Esurance
2. Ben
3. Spongebob Squarepants
4. Joffrey Baratheon
5. Diane Chambers
6. Zeppo Marx
7. David Lee Roth
8. Paul Ellering
9. TL Hopper
10. The Goon
11. Curly Howard
12. Doug From Liberty Mutual
13. Fred Flintstone
14. Gummo Marx
15. Norm Peterson
16. Billy Cranston
17. Mr Blobby
18. Moe Howard
19. Jason Lee Scott
20. The Berzerker
21. Coach Ernie Pantusso
22. Wesley Crusher
23. Fake Max Headroom
24. Carla Tortelli
25. Limu Emu
26. Harpo Marx
27. Hiro Protagonist
28. Flo from Progressive
29. Jef Costello
30. Sam Malone
31. Zack Taylor
32. Kimberly Hart
33. Amy Winehouse
34. Larry Fine
35. Judge Judy
36. Huell Babineaux
37. Trini Kwan
38. Eric Cartman
39. Scrappy Doo
40. Sir Richard Burton
41. Liane Cartman
42. The Gobbledy Gooker
43. Max Headroom
44. Chris Sabin
45. Geico Gecko
46. Groucho Marx
47. Chico Marx
48. Wilma Flintstone
District Placements
1. District5
2. District7
3. District9
4. District12
5. District1
6. District11
7. District10
8. District6
9. District3
10. District8
11. District4
12. District2
Kills
4: Joffrey Baratheon
3: David Lee Roth
2: Ben
2: Zeppo Marx
2: Harpo Marx
2: Mr Blobby
2: The Goon
2: Spongebob Squarepants
2: Erin Esurance
1: Larry Fine
1: Fake Max Headroom
1: Fred Flintstone
1: Kimberly Hart
1: Norm Peterson
1: Curly Howard
1: Diane Chambers
1: Gummo Marx
1: Paul Ellering
1: TL Hopper
1: Coach Ernie Pantusso