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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Sept 29, 2021 21:32:56 GMT -5
Arn tonight:
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 29, 2021 21:33:25 GMT -5
I kind of wanted him to mix this metaphor with ones he used from his brief WWE appearances:
"A man jerks your door open and says, "get out of the car, I'm taking your car.” In that situation, I'm a great white, but you? You're an empty butthole."
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Post by Mecca on Sept 29, 2021 21:33:52 GMT -5
But it you steal his cooler and mock him.. he'll just stare angrily.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 29, 2021 21:36:36 GMT -5
You know Double A keeps that muthaf***in’ thang on him.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Sept 29, 2021 21:41:03 GMT -5
I didn't like the murder imagery....but I liked the story development quite a lot. Get Brock and Lee off on their own to benefit from Arn's promo skills and storytelling chops, which are both wasted on Cody.
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Post by Perd on Sept 29, 2021 21:46:15 GMT -5
More like Armed Anderson. More like the Lethal Enforcer. More like the Literal Brainbuster. Machine Gun Arn Anderson. Double NRA
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Post by Cyno on Sept 29, 2021 21:51:04 GMT -5
Who's the man with the master plan?
Arn Anderson with a mothaf***in' gun.
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Post by RGT 85 on Sept 29, 2021 22:00:02 GMT -5
Arn on some gangster shit. It was literally one of my favorite promos of the year. Hell maybe even decade. Someone needs to sample it in a song ASAP.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2021 22:02:17 GMT -5
Okay this made me laugh
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 30, 2021 0:30:20 GMT -5
saaaaaame
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Post by Cyno on Sept 30, 2021 0:33:58 GMT -5
The thing I love most is that this happens in the same week as Goldberg talking about murdering Lashley and Drew McIntyre pushing to use a sword in a wrestling match.
Is Sami Callihan going to shank Ace Austin tomorrow?
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 30, 2021 0:49:07 GMT -5
Promo of the Year! Not even kidding.
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 30, 2021 0:54:15 GMT -5
The thing I love most is that this happens in the same week as Goldberg talking about murdering Lashley and Drew McIntyre pushing to use a sword in a wrestling match. Is Sami Callihan going to shank Ace Austin tomorrow? Matt Cardona starts threatening people with the glass he had removed from his back last week
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 30, 2021 3:04:52 GMT -5
Red Dead Anderson.
“Goddamn it Cody, I HAVE A PLAN!!”
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 30, 2021 4:55:12 GMT -5
Red Dead Anderson. “Goddamn it Cody, I HAVE A PLAN!!” More like Grand Theft Anderson And on that note if TK is looking for more licensed songs for the talent we've just found Arn's new theme:
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Post by chronocross on Sept 30, 2021 5:02:21 GMT -5
This isn't new. He actually has a couple of promos where he says "the life you save, might be your own," I remember a promo before War Games 1996 where he said "you send one of ours to the hospital, we send one of yours to the morgue", so it didn't surprise me too much.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 30, 2021 5:02:30 GMT -5
The thing I love most is that this happens in the same week as Goldberg talking about murdering Lashley and Drew McIntyre pushing to use a sword in a wrestling match. Is Sami Callihan going to shank Ace Austin tomorrow? The reason Brian Cage's so grumpy nowadays is Tony Khan won't let him punch anybody's head off with his magic Aztec gauntlet.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 30, 2021 5:03:01 GMT -5
They should make him like Frank Reynolds on “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” .. and just whip it out whenever he feels threatened.
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Post by doinkmark on Sept 30, 2021 5:42:32 GMT -5
The Wayne Brady "Chappelle Show" skit but it's Arn and Cody.
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Post by doinkmark on Sept 30, 2021 5:46:06 GMT -5
I wish they had avoided the gun line just because it's bound to cause fights and upset at least some of the audience, but DAMN can Arn Anderson still cut a promo or what!
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