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Post by Texas Tornado on Oct 1, 2021 0:14:51 GMT -5
I had to do one
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 1, 2021 0:30:01 GMT -5
Wow there's nothing more perfect than this lmao. Layersssss You posted it before I could request it. This is 2022 Gloriousness. BoomBoomBoomBoom...BOOM!!!!
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Post by doinkmark on Oct 1, 2021 4:35:44 GMT -5
Quick! Somebody with Twitter ask Daniel Tosh about this.
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Post by Blade on Oct 1, 2021 6:18:27 GMT -5
The jokes are great.
The delivery was great.
The content of the promo, however, made no sense (Cody is backing down from who, exactly?) and was also some cringy godawful American bullshit.
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Post by dynamitekidd on Oct 1, 2021 9:41:04 GMT -5
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Oct 1, 2021 10:00:46 GMT -5
🤣 “MARK IT f***ING ZERO!” 💀💀
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Oct 1, 2021 12:32:29 GMT -5
Tony Khan better cancel the valet parking at the AEW Cbfjstmas Party.
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Post by dynamitekidd on Oct 1, 2021 12:54:16 GMT -5
They need to stop 😂
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Post by facethatrunstheplace on Oct 1, 2021 13:35:20 GMT -5
Armed Anderson
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 1, 2021 14:42:00 GMT -5
The jokes are great. The delivery was great. The content of the promo, however, made no sense (Cody is backing down from who, exactly?) and was also some cringy godawful American bullshit. I don't think the gun thing is inherently American as much as it was Arn posturing That being said the point of Arn saying Cody was backing down was his first match with Malakai where he was ready to retire after losing the match. In coming back to try and fight Malakai... he changed nothing of his game and was lost entirely on focus to Arn which pissed Arn off. The tag match was the tipping point where he couldn't put anyone away in the tag match and Lee had to. But the main crux of Cody backing down was definitely when he had one boot off ready to walk out the door.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Oct 1, 2021 15:42:28 GMT -5
Paige Here Bret Hart/El Dandy Wildcard, Bitches IT Gif/Wrestling Meme Compilation Chuck Taylor can't say "shit" The IT Gifs & Forbidden Door/Cocaine are my products achievements in the…14 years (!!)…I think…I’ve posted here 😂 Bitch!/Ohhhh Guy I'm Slapjack and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever
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Blade
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Post by Blade on Oct 1, 2021 19:45:36 GMT -5
I don't think the gun thing is inherently American as much as it was Arn posturing That being said the point of Arn saying Cody was backing down was his first match with Malakai where he was ready to retire after losing the match. In coming back to try and fight Malakai... he changed nothing of his game and was lost entirely on focus to Arn which pissed Arn off. The tag match was the tipping point where he couldn't put anyone away in the tag match and Lee had to. But the main crux of Cody backing down was definitely when he had one boot off ready to walk out the door. The gun thing might be Arn posturing. The part where it was a face line the crowd popped for, though? That's the cringy (stereotypically) American bit. Like, murdering someone over a car is not only a horrible overreaction, but is also really, really dumb. My wife worked in South Africa a bit, and they were explicitly told not to stop a car at a traffic light at night because they would be carjacked, and that if they were carjacked, they were to make no resistance and to hand over their car and wallet, because trying to be tough and manly would absolutely get you killed. But aside from that, Arn's complaints are stupid. First, Cody already came back and fought Malakai again, and was quite willing to do so AGAIN, which Arn was trying to talk him down from. How is that "please don't hurt me", it's more "thank you, may I have another?". Also, Cody was at the very least holding his own against Malakai and arguably winning when Arn climbed to the ring apron for no apparent reason and got himself knocked off (twice). Cody did NOT lose because he let off the pressure - he lost because the ref was distracted by Arn as well and Malakai spat black stuff in Cody's face. And again, Cody's actions in this match - jumping in when he was supposed to wait, taking on all comers instead of tagging out - go completely against "please sir, don't hurt me". So basically Arn's only real complaint is Cody didn't listen to him enough, and that Cody had a crisis of confidence after his first loss that he already recovered from (in the sense of jumping back in the fight). Yet the bulk of his promo was all about how Cody's a lily-livered girly man who won't murder someone over a car (but should totally do everything his coach tells him without question, as manly men who shoot people over a carjacking do). So putting aside the cringe of the revelling in shooting someone, the promo is well-delivered and passionate but a complete pile of self-contradictory twaddle.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 20:14:56 GMT -5
It was a great promo.
It was also super cringy.
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Post by fortknox on Oct 1, 2021 20:35:57 GMT -5
I loved everything about that promo and then some.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Oct 1, 2021 21:49:21 GMT -5
More like Armed Anderson. More like the Lethal Enforcer. More like the Literal Brainbuster. I need a photoshop of Arn on the cover of Lethal Enforcers now. I'd so it myself, but I'm at work and can't shop things right now and will most definitely forget by the time I get home. okay, fine. Nobody stepped up and I needed something to do during Rampage's commercial break.
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Post by Corre.222 on Oct 2, 2021 2:43:23 GMT -5
"All Ego" Arn Anderson
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 2, 2021 7:55:34 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry, I thought that whole segment was beyond stupid. The crowd shouldn't be encouraged to turn on Cody like that. If I'm Tony Khan, I am not feeding into that sentiment, at all.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Oct 2, 2021 9:39:10 GMT -5
Sure, a guy casually talking about shooting someone is fine, but smoking on Dynamite? That's a big no-no. He'll be fine as long as he isn't packing one of these
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Post by fortknox on Oct 2, 2021 18:02:38 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry, I thought that whole segment was beyond stupid. The crowd shouldn't be encouraged to turn on Cody like that. If I'm Tony Khan, I am not feeding into that sentiment, at all. The crowd doesn't need encouragement for booing Cody. Cody is doing a fine job of that on his own.
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Post by Kalmia on Oct 2, 2021 18:18:05 GMT -5
I don't want guns or mentions of them anywhere near wrestling, but that promo was so out of left-field that I found it hilarious. Of all the examples Arn could have used to illustrate the difference between himself and Cody, that was the one he chose.
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