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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 30, 2021 16:25:29 GMT -5
I have no idea what a CNN title would be, but it's the only other Turner network I know that hasn't been mentioned yet. "Oh you want the CNN title do ya? Well, you better be prepared to take the whole Wolf (Blitzer)Pack!" CNN Title = like being back in the 80s as a wrestling fan. You have that one uncle who keeps telling you it's fake.
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 30, 2021 16:25:57 GMT -5
The MTV title being won by a skateboarder named Rob Dyrdek? RIDICULOUS! Remember when only wrestlers with musical gimmicks competed for it?
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 30, 2021 16:26:26 GMT -5
Well you knew I'd throw this in the mix:
The Buzzr Championship!
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Post by greyfmdan on Nov 30, 2021 21:28:20 GMT -5
Well you knew I'd throw this in the mix: The Buzzr Championship! What’s that? Beloved stars of the past rerunning their greatest hit gimmicks? Wait, that’s the Universal title scene during WrestleMania season. … / Still better than that crap in the GSN title division.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 1, 2021 4:06:54 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 1, 2021 7:23:50 GMT -5
The Tiger Millionaire/MJF feud is gonna go belly-up once Pearl interferes running down to ringside with a chair at the Pinnacle.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 1, 2021 16:56:03 GMT -5
I have no idea what a CNN title would be, but it's the only other Turner network I know that hasn't been mentioned yet. "Oh you want the CNN title do ya? Well, you better be prepared to take the whole Wolf (Blitzer)Pack!" Then AEW gets invaded by the HNWO,,Headline News World Order.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 1, 2021 17:00:49 GMT -5
Now I’m imagining what a Spike TV title would’ve been like and I’m cringing. Wouldn’t work. Stripperella’s dark match run was a flop because she kept botching every move.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 1, 2021 17:13:28 GMT -5
The Christmas Story Title. One day per year, it’s up for grabs for a full 24 hours.
Of course, it would have to be either a leg lamp or a Red Ryder BB Gun embossed with the AEW logo instead of a title belt.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 1, 2021 17:31:40 GMT -5
Toonami Title=LolGokuWins
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 1, 2021 17:50:29 GMT -5
Well you knew I'd throw this in the mix: The Buzzr Championship! What’s that? Beloved stars of the past rerunning their greatest hit gimmicks? Wait, that’s the Universal title scene during WrestleMania season. … / Still better than that crap in the GSN title division. Only Steve Harvey qualifies for the GSN title. And unlike the Buzzr one, they only accept competitors who were stars in the 21st century. And you never see the end of the match clearly, as they crunch the screen to fit more ads.
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Post by greyfmdan on Dec 1, 2021 22:58:35 GMT -5
Only Steve Harvey qualifies for the GSN title. And unlike the Buzzr one, they only accept competitors who were stars in the 21st century. And you never see the end of the match clearly, as they crunch the screen to fit more ads. Steve Harvey with the reign of terror… Who does he think he is? Triple H?
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Post by agent817 on Dec 4, 2021 11:27:19 GMT -5
As the OP, I am surprised that not a lot, if any, had talked about a Turner Classic Movies title. Hell, the logo on the belt should have a similar design to these examples from the 1990s.
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Post by agent817 on Jun 19, 2022 10:44:38 GMT -5
Cartoon Network title, with the restriction that it only allows wrestlers with an outwordly/over the top/highly unusual gimmicks. (basically, no CAWs) Inaugural championship match would be Kidd Bandit vs Luchasaurus, with Statlander vs Abaddon for the no 1 contender. I think Danhausen is the perfect candidate for that title should it exist.
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Post by greyfmdan on Jun 20, 2022 12:21:17 GMT -5
You know, the Warner-Discovery merger opens up a whole new realm of possible channel-based titles. For instance:
Discovery Channel title: To be defended in gimmick matches such as the Dirty Jobs match or Gold Rush miners glove match, or, for one week in July, exclusively in a Shark Week shark cage match.
TLC title: Defended in Dr. Pimple Popper matches (Jinder Mahal need not apply), or in storylines where the loser (or winner?) must marry a visa applicant within 90 days.
HGTV title: Defended in matches in newly renovated houses, in a tribute to the original WWF In Your House concept.
Food Network title: Defended in food-based matches. Or, a FAN-centric title, since we have a tendency here to derail lengthy threads with food discussion.
Travel Channel (TRVL) title: Defended in matches with ghosts.
Investigation Discovery title: A deathmatch title, to be merged with the aforementioned HLN Forensic Files belt.
OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) title: A title where top-level competitors talk about their deepest feelings. And everyone involved gets a car.
Discovery Life title: An ambulance match title.
Science Channel title: Defended in matches involving complex science & engineering. Kenny Omega need not apply, since his alleged attempts to build such structures haven’t worked out so well.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jun 20, 2022 15:59:27 GMT -5
The TruTv Champion would be a guy that nobody knows about except for 2 weeks in March. Close it up. We’re done here, folks. No one’s topping this one 😂
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