Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
Posts: 16,074
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Post by Demented on Nov 30, 2021 0:45:09 GMT -5
I'm sorry. I lied to all of you. I've never actually kicked anyone in the groin. Matter of fact, someone kick me in the groin. It hurt. A lot.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Nov 30, 2021 0:47:47 GMT -5
I'm sorry. I lied to all you. I've never actually kicked anyone in the groin. Matter of fact, someone kick me in the groin. It hurt. A lot. Your groin was in the way. It was an accident.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,959
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 30, 2021 2:24:11 GMT -5
I'm sorry. I lied to all of you. I've never actually kicked anyone in the groin. Matter of fact, someone kick me in the groin. It hurt. A lot. THAT’S MY PURSE!!!! I DON’T KNOW YOU!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
Posts: 11,846
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 30, 2021 3:22:31 GMT -5
“I’m sorry... I love you.”
*kicks Demented in groin*
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 30, 2021 8:33:47 GMT -5
Wait hold on, I wasn’t kicked in the groin, my groin was hit by a football you threw!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 30, 2021 8:52:04 GMT -5
That's my purse. I don't know you
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Post by Zombie Mod on Nov 30, 2021 10:26:11 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Nov 30, 2021 12:06:53 GMT -5
You goddamn lying whore. Take your sharp boots, "how to kick groins for Dummies" and your Harley Quinn body pillow and get the hell out of my life!
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
Posts: 16,074
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Post by Demented on Nov 30, 2021 12:29:54 GMT -5
You goddamn lying whore. Take your sharp boots, "how to kick groins for Dummies" and your Harley Quinn body pillow and get the hell out of my life!
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,490
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 30, 2021 13:58:31 GMT -5
Look, it's not Demented's fault that all of our groins magically seek contact with his foot.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 30, 2021 14:05:06 GMT -5
Look, it's not Demented's fault that all of our groins magically seek contact with his foot. Just kicking air and if your groin happens to get in the way its your own fault.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 30, 2021 16:43:36 GMT -5
*Runs up in a red afro wig and dick kicks the poster above me.*
Hey hey... *Points at Camera.* You've been kicked in the nuts.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Nov 30, 2021 19:38:15 GMT -5
Look, it's not Demented's fault that all of our groins magically seek contact with his foot. Just kicking air and if your groin happens to get in the way its your own fault. THANK YOU!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2021 2:00:53 GMT -5
That sounds like you require training in the art of groin kicking.
Observe:
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,525
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Post by bob on Dec 1, 2021 19:42:39 GMT -5
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 2, 2021 2:18:28 GMT -5
*enters thread* *looks around* *runs away*
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 2, 2021 3:04:26 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 2, 2021 12:48:14 GMT -5
YOU SHOULDA WORE A CUP
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
Posts: 16,074
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Post by Demented on Dec 2, 2021 12:49:19 GMT -5
My FAN legacy will be groin kicks and Harley Quinn.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Dec 2, 2021 13:29:20 GMT -5
...You stealing my bit from a decade ago?
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