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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Jan 3, 2022 15:13:24 GMT -5
it was Steve-O who, keep in mind, was out of his mind on drugs at the time. Then he shouldnt even be let to be on TV Out of fairness to Steve-O, he got and has remained clean for a long time now. He also is very open about his struggles and what he went through. If he were to do anything this time I'm sure it would be fine.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 3, 2022 15:19:12 GMT -5
Paging Umaga, I REALLY wish we could page Umaga. These guys disrespected the business in 2007 and I believe Umaga got them back for it. Nah, he would be too busy trying to rape Shelley Martinez. Didn't realize he was a POS.
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 4, 2022 3:02:19 GMT -5
Maybe if Sid is an entrant at the Rumble have him cut a promo on Knoxville about having half the brain he has and trying to make him look like a jackass
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Post by Andee9001 on Jan 4, 2022 6:15:53 GMT -5
It was a cold winters night in St Louis. The cool temperatures outside were only matched by the heat being produced by the WWE. The Rumble match had already been in full swing for nearly an hour. Four of the best WWE Superstars were competing in the ring with one entrant remaining to enter. Former champion Big E, Main Event Jey Uso, the smarmy Seth "Freakin" Rollins and the savy veteran Edge. The 4 stud athletes competed against each other with all their might. Each wanting to claim the coveted spot in the main event of what was sure to be a stupendous Wrestlemania. The clock ticked down second by second. 10-9-8. The crowd chanted along with anticipation. 7-6-5-4. Who would be joining the mass of big meaty men slapping meat? 3-2-1. The buzzer goes off. A split second passes. And then...... youtu.be/23aaanf_pn4
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Post by nevthebassist on Jan 4, 2022 7:10:00 GMT -5
I'm guessing it'll be a re-hash of the Daniel Puder/Benoit/Holly/Guerrero chopfest. Only taking them from Drew, (as a previous poster said) WALTER and let's say Sheamus.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 4, 2022 17:45:59 GMT -5
I mean 10 years ago when they were relevant it would have made sense . not now
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 4, 2022 17:52:00 GMT -5
OK, now get WALTER in the match and have them be the only two in it at that point. Dollar signs. It would be great if the Rumble opens with WALTER in the ring looking incredibly pissed off, then the Jackass theme hits and entrant #2 Johnny Knoxville is dragged to the ring by the officials, screaming and kicking all the way. Then they can do a minute of “Oh shit, the clock is broken, get somebody down here to fix it quick before Knoxville gets himself killed!”
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 4, 2022 19:59:20 GMT -5
OK, now get WALTER in the match and have them be the only two in it at that point. Dollar signs. It would be great if the Rumble opens with WALTER in the ring looking incredibly pissed off, then the Jackass theme hits and entrant #2 Johnny Knoxville is dragged to the ring by the officials, screaming and kicking all the way. Then they can do a minute of “Oh shit, the clock is broken, get somebody down here to fix it quick before Knoxville gets himself killed!” Wow. This should be the spot. I can absolutely picture Johnny taking a chop from WALTER. Unfortunately, somehow Knox would still eliminate WALTER, only for Omos or Apollo Crew's commander to get #3 and throw out jackass.
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Post by doinkmark on Jan 5, 2022 11:17:08 GMT -5
Call me an old man, but this makes wrestling look so bad. A celebrity with no athletic background can just randomly hop into the ring now huh? In a match that, if they won, they'd then get a title match? Why do we let celebs throw out an uncounted ceremonial pitch at baseball games? Hell, just put them on the team!
I know Drew Carey did this too, and I know Miz and Morrison were ate by zombies. I didn't like those things either. At least when LT main evented Mania there was a story, an athletic background, and kayfabe-training with Diesel involved.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 5, 2022 11:28:13 GMT -5
Nah, he would be too busy trying to rape Shelley Martinez. Didn't realize he was a POS. He got fired the first time in 2003 for assaulting a cop.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 5, 2022 22:39:24 GMT -5
It was a cold winters night in St Louis. The cool temperatures outside were only matched by the heat being produced by the WWE. The Rumble match had already been in full swing for nearly an hour. Four of the best WWE Superstars were competing in the ring with one entrant remaining to enter. Former champion Big E, Main Event Jey Uso, the smarmy Seth "Freakin" Rollins and the savy veteran Edge. The 4 stud athletes competed against each other with all their might. Each wanting to claim the coveted spot in the main event of what was sure to be a stupendous Wrestlemania. The clock ticked down second by second. 10-9-8. The crowd chanted along with anticipation. 7-6-5-4. Who would be joining the mass of big meaty men slapping meat? 3-2-1. The buzzer goes off. A split second passes. And then...... youtu.be/23aaanf_pn4That guitar riff is a guaranteed pop, to be sure.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jan 6, 2022 0:10:33 GMT -5
I mean 10 years ago when they were relevant it would have made sense . not now They've got a movie coming out soon
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Post by CubsFan71 on Jan 6, 2022 13:34:13 GMT -5
OK, now get WALTER in the match and have them be the only two in it at that point. Dollar signs. Can you imagine if he tried to no sell Walters chop?
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Post by salz4life on Jan 6, 2022 13:50:05 GMT -5
Why don't they just get David Arquette? At the very least, he could actually do some stuff in-ring. Maybe Knoxville will show us something...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2022 15:05:56 GMT -5
they should throw david arquette & bad bunny in there with them and the rest of the wrestlers just watch the three of them give each other canadian destroyers
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 7, 2022 21:40:15 GMT -5
You know, if he takes a barrage of finishers in the match.
I'd be happy.
RKO. Spear. 619. Whatever.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Jan 7, 2022 22:53:26 GMT -5
Knoxville is more over than most of WWE's current roster and I'd also prefer him winning the Rumble over most of WWE's current roster.
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Post by defectiveepitaph on Jan 7, 2022 23:27:19 GMT -5
Paging Umaga, I REALLY wish we could page Umaga. These guys disrespected the business in 2007 and I believe Umaga got them back for it. Nah, he would be too busy trying to rape Shelley Martinez. Glad to see this being called out on here. f*** Umaga.
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Post by koreycaskets on Jan 8, 2022 2:38:43 GMT -5
An unplanned run in by Bam Margera?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 8, 2022 2:55:22 GMT -5
An unplanned run in by Bam Margera? Emphasis on unplanned… Dude’s going through some shit and he’s on the outs with the rest of the Jackass crew right now.
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