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Post by Cyno on Jan 6, 2022 17:41:19 GMT -5
Elmo is like, five minutes away from having a mental breakdown. "Rocco is a f***ing inanimate object you stupid bitch! Jesus f***ing Christ! And why are you all humoring her? What the f*** is wrong with all of you?! Now give me a goddamned oatmeal raisin cookie."
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jan 6, 2022 17:49:08 GMT -5
I got an idea. Take the "Tickle Me" Elmo and turn into "Rage at me" Elmo. He has 25 different rage fueled rants based on the location of the rage sensors you place around your house.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 6, 2022 19:25:31 GMT -5
I got an idea. Take the "Tickle Me" Elmo and turn into "Rage at me" Elmo. He has 25 different rage fueled rants based on the location of the rage sensors you place around your house. And the rage sensors are rocks?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 6, 2022 20:05:46 GMT -5
He can say ass to Elmo? Man, Sesame Street really embraced the HBO move, huh? it would explain why half the characters are running around completely naked like its Game of Thrones or Westworld To be fair, when was the last time you saw Big Bird or Elmo wear pants?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 6, 2022 21:05:45 GMT -5
it would explain why half the characters are running around completely naked like its Game of Thrones or Westworld To be fair, when was the last time you saw Big Bird or Elmo wear pants? Elmo knows he's naked most of the time
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 7, 2022 1:01:47 GMT -5
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 7, 2022 1:38:03 GMT -5
I remember watching this episode when my (now 4-year-old) son was like 1 or 2, and absolutely dying laughing. I had a whole made up storyline for this episode and many others from the same season. Seth Green dealing letters to feed Telly's letter habit, while Big Bird is obviously stoned out of his gourd is another favorite.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 7, 2022 3:26:35 GMT -5
Elmo hates Rock. He seems like he'd be more into Blues.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 7, 2022 7:05:12 GMT -5
If they don't do a Not Too Late Show segment where Elmo "interviews" Rocco then we have failed, failed I tell you.
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Fundertaker
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 7, 2022 7:29:44 GMT -5
He's not the first young-people celebrity to lose his shit at a rock.
Albeit the last one was a bit different...
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Jan 7, 2022 14:34:22 GMT -5
Elmo has apparently hit hard times when he has to crash into video game streamers' streams sometimes...
(language and, at parts, volume warning)
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jan 9, 2022 10:17:13 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 9, 2022 10:25:15 GMT -5
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!
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Post by tenshi on Jan 9, 2022 10:27:04 GMT -5
Elmo was more of a Stone Cold guy, anyways...
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Post by Cyno on Jan 9, 2022 15:09:59 GMT -5
Elmo looks like he's about to choke someone out. Those are the eyes of someone that's dead inside.
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 9, 2022 21:38:44 GMT -5
To be fair, when was the last time you saw Big Bird or Elmo wear pants? Why is Elmo testifying before Congress?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 9, 2022 22:25:32 GMT -5
Why is Elmo testifying before Congress? Elmo has had associations with countless celebrities and politicians for decades. He knows some shit man.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 9, 2022 22:39:53 GMT -5
Elmo just suddenly snapped here. It was coming and all the Rocco stuff finally broke him so he had to shoot on Rocco
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 9, 2022 23:14:16 GMT -5
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 9, 2022 23:31:42 GMT -5
Is this a joke or for real? Elmo is going to be the New Boom Period to this sport
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