Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 11, 2022 11:06:59 GMT -5
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Jan 11, 2022 11:12:02 GMT -5
Whatever book Vince currently uses for Raw.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 12:12:02 GMT -5
If yours just trying to keep men out, use 50 Shades of Gray.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 11, 2022 12:43:24 GMT -5
The Secret. You'd hide the entrance in plain sight with a book no sane human would want to touch. Just don't invite Ryback around.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2022 12:48:28 GMT -5
The Secret. You'd hide the entrance in plain sight with a book no sane human would want to touch. Just don't invite Ryback around. Now who would invite Ryback anywhere?
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 11, 2022 13:33:33 GMT -5
The Secret. You'd hide the entrance in plain sight with a book no sane human would want to touch. Just don't invite Ryback around. Now who would invite Ryback anywhere? According to The Secret he doesn't need an invite. If he wants to visit, if he thinks about it enough it will happen.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2022 13:37:03 GMT -5
My brother did this and he used a Bible. His reasoning is "When was the last time somebody wandered into your house and was like 'oh you have the bible? Can I read it?'"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2022 13:51:14 GMT -5
My brother did this and he used a Bible. His reasoning is "When was the last time somebody wandered into your house and was like 'oh you have the bible? Can I read it?'" I want to know A) who is wandering into anyone's house B)What's his secret bookcase like?
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
Crow T. Robot
Black Lives Matter
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 11, 2022 13:55:27 GMT -5
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 11, 2022 14:05:44 GMT -5
Microwave cooking for one with a recipe circled in p30. Then the secret passage is a room with a microwavwz if you set it for 30 seconds the real secret passage is revealed.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2022 14:16:15 GMT -5
My brother did this and he used a Bible. His reasoning is "When was the last time somebody wandered into your house and was like 'oh you have the bible? Can I read it?'" I want to know A) who is wandering into anyone's house B)What's his secret bookcase like? It's right at the base of the stairs in the basement. It looks like a bookcase built into the wall, because that's what it is. But when you pull on the Bible, it swings into an area that's a 12x8 closet plus all the space under the stairs. My niece has her Fortress of Solitude in that area. It's also their storm shelter.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2022 14:27:07 GMT -5
I want to know A) who is wandering into anyone's house B)What's his secret bookcase like? It's right at the base of the stairs in the basement. It looks like a bookcase built into the wall, because that's what it is. But when you pull on the Bible, it swings into an area that's a 12x8 closet plus all the space under the stairs. My niece has her Fortress of Solitude in that area. It's also their storm shelter. Neat.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 11, 2022 18:03:27 GMT -5
Enemy Among Us.
It's 483 pages and the physical copy is roughly the size and shape of large phone book.
It's available both on Amazon and the Barnes&Noble website and has reviews in those sites as well as Goodreads.
Buy 2 in case the first breaks down.
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y4j1981
Dennis Stamp
Rowsdower
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Post by y4j1981 on Jan 11, 2022 18:34:22 GMT -5
I'd go with "War and Peace". Most people wouldn't want to read it so it's not likely that anyone would grab it off your shelf and accidentally trip the mechanism that opens the entrance.
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 11, 2022 18:38:57 GMT -5
The man who was Thursday.
I've just gone through the original Deus Ex, Bloodlines next.
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