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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jan 23, 2022 17:10:31 GMT -5
Vince isn't slowing down for one second!!! You think he was kidding when he said he was gonna kill Austin and send photos to his mom??? He does that every f***ing day he's so f***ing ready for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 23, 2022 17:14:44 GMT -5
When Vince eventually dies, he'll be replaced by a 30 year old shredder from the offices, which will be used to destroy scripts hours before the show to continue his tradition.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2022 17:16:50 GMT -5
He should put all of that energy into being a grandpa and not making a boring product.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 23, 2022 18:31:24 GMT -5
So now Bruce is the Baghdad Bob/Comical Ali of WWE.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 23, 2022 18:37:46 GMT -5
So now Bruce is the Baghdad Bob/Comical Ali of WWE. Now? He kept his job for decades by kissing Vince's butt. He got his job back because he made Kissing Vince's Butt: The Podcast.
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Post by polarbearpete on Jan 23, 2022 19:46:07 GMT -5
By all accounts, he still works out all the time so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s physically in very good shape still.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jan 23, 2022 19:48:27 GMT -5
That sounds like a threat.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 23, 2022 19:51:57 GMT -5
Vince's mom is ancient, but he's already outlived his dad. Genetics are a real lottery, so it's hard to tell what Vince can expect.
Still, I don't know about "no signs of slowing down" when he's honestly getting considerably harder to understand.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 23, 2022 20:45:51 GMT -5
It never fails to shock me that his mother is still alive and has never been used for anything All she could do is dial and yell at 128….Vince has been like that for 20 years already.
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Post by montee916 on Jan 24, 2022 3:13:32 GMT -5
To be fair, neither did Meatloaf.
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Post by lucas_lee on Jan 24, 2022 9:57:42 GMT -5
Welp there goes my hope of him giving the reigns. Maybe Dana White will slow down soon
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Post by nihilismizhawt on Jan 24, 2022 10:39:51 GMT -5
They should lean into Vince being Burns, have Austin Theory play the Smithers part, and every week there is a new Homer babyface. McIntyre loses his sword in McMahon's personal bathroom, when he used it without anyone knowing, and tries to get it back without anyone knowing. Vince thinks he found King Arthur's sword and think he's the new King. Theory has to get together the wrestlers to pretend they're in Arthur's Court. Randy Orton would have to play Lancelot, and would play a long because he loves Vince. Xavier Woods helps McIntyre get back his sword, teach Vince why he's not the new King, and then plays his trumpet.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 24, 2022 12:10:26 GMT -5
To be honest this sounds like the kind of thing you say in an interview seconds before he retires or worse
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 24, 2022 12:22:40 GMT -5
That explains why Vince has been hanging out with Austin Theory so much...
...he's gonna transplant his brain into Theory's body ala Get Out.
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Post by polarbearpete on Jan 24, 2022 12:41:25 GMT -5
To be honest this sounds like the kind of thing you say in an interview seconds before he retires or worse It was an off-the-cuff comment during his regular podcast when they were covering the Rumble 2005 where Vince tore both quads.
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Post by Legion on Jan 24, 2022 12:48:08 GMT -5
They should lean into Vince being Burns, have Austin Theory play the Smithers part, and every week there is a new Homer babyface. McIntyre loses his sword in McMahon's personal bathroom, when he used it without anyone knowing, and tries to get it back without anyone knowing. Vince thinks he found King Arthur's sword and think he's the new King. Theory has to get together the wrestlers to pretend they're in Arthur's Court. Randy Orton would have to play Lancelot, and would play a long because he loves Vince. Xavier Woods helps McIntyre get back his sword, teach Vince why he's not the new King, and then plays his trumpet. Then Big E gets something in his eye. He's not supposed to get things in it!
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Jan 24, 2022 13:38:37 GMT -5
I guess it helps having had a necromancer on the payroll for 30 years.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2022 21:16:29 GMT -5
Prichard and Conrad gonna be lugging dead Vince around Titan Towers, Weekend at Bernie's style.
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Post by Matt on Jan 24, 2022 21:46:33 GMT -5
It never fails to shock me that his mother is still alive and has never been used for anything He never forgave her for the affair with President Taft.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 24, 2022 22:41:52 GMT -5
Prichard and Conrad gonna be lugging dead Vince around Titan Towers, Weekend at Bernie's style. They will not. That will just eat up valuable time they could be doing another f***ing commercial.
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