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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2023 16:06:31 GMT -5
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Post by thirteen3 on Aug 22, 2023 16:11:58 GMT -5
I'll watch it.
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Post by Kalmia on Aug 22, 2023 17:44:12 GMT -5
I wouldn't pay money to see it in a cinema, but if I still have a Netflix subscription when it drops (that's touch and go) I'll watch it. I'm always willing to give big-budget new sci-fi a chance.
You can definitely tell it started life as a Star Wars pitch though.
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Post by grunt on Aug 22, 2023 17:46:05 GMT -5
My first thought was "visually, it's a Zack Snyder movie, no doubt about it", quickly followed by "man, it really looks and feels just as derivative as "Zack Snyder's Star Wars" promised it would be".
Since it's Netflix, i'll watch it, but I'm fully expecting this to be as bland and uninspired as Jupiter Ascending was for the Wachos...
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Post by Cyno on Aug 22, 2023 18:00:09 GMT -5
That trailer had more lens flares than a JJ Abrams movie.
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Aug 22, 2023 18:01:24 GMT -5
So many scenes I could see a simple wardrobe change would make it Star Wars. Not a bad thing I guess but pretty apparent. It looks...ok? So much of it is just "pew pew, boom boom. EXPLOSION!" that I kind of tuned it out.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Aug 22, 2023 18:16:03 GMT -5
still expecting Disney to see it and instantly issue copyright infringement lawsuits to netflix.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2023 18:23:37 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 22, 2023 19:26:45 GMT -5
This seems really disjointed in the trailer... like multiple parts of this trialer do not look like they are from the same movie... if you told me this was an anthology series I could probably see it...
while at the same time defnitely having a I copied Warhammer and Star Wars's homework aspect to things...
with this being 2 movies it's going to be escrutiatingly long isn't it...
(also why do I have a feeling he split it at an arbitrary point instead of at a narratively satisfying point ...)
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2023 19:57:24 GMT -5
with this being 2 movies it's going to be escrutiatingly long isn't it... Both movies have been confirmed to have two cuts: a PG-13 version that will release first, and a R-rated extended cut that will come after. So you bet your ass these things will be loooooooong.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 22, 2023 22:17:17 GMT -5
Washed out colours, explosions, messiah themes, slo-mo, zoom outs of big things.
Yep, looks like Zack the Hack.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2023 22:44:50 GMT -5
still expecting Disney to see it and instantly issue copyright infringement lawsuits to netflix. It's totally fine. Disney's lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!" and our lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Da Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 22, 2023 23:41:46 GMT -5
with this being 2 movies it's going to be escrutiatingly long isn't it... Both movies have been confirmed to have two cuts: a PG-13 version that will release first, and a R-rated extended cut that will come after. So you bet your ass these things will be loooooooong. Zach never met an editor he liked... and doesn't understand things like... not everything needs to be explained... we don't need to see literally everything happening in your universe... just say the shit happened we'll believe you. It's one of hte problems with the Snyder Cut... he refuses to let shit happen off screen... despite it actually making the movie better since it makes the universe LIVED IN. I mena he's also really bad at subtelty and... like themes... and... basically making a coherent story that makes sense ... but... this was specifically about the length >_> Also I can't imagine wHy he would chooSe to release his teaser tOday, it's not liKe anything comes out he's trying to piggy back off to stAy relevant...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 22, 2023 23:49:30 GMT -5
still expecting Disney to see it and instantly issue copyright infringement lawsuits to netflix. It's totally fine. Disney's lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!" and our lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Da Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!" THEY'VE GOT HILTS THEY ARE WAY DIFFERENT!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 22, 2023 23:52:18 GMT -5
TRIPLE POST! POWER! >_> you can really see what I mean about the disjointedness in the banner... where... like none of these people look like they belong in the same universe.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 22, 2023 23:55:15 GMT -5
I'll wait for the six hour, "I decided to filter the whole thing to look like thermography to emphasize the inherent warmth of the human spirit," cut.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 23, 2023 6:57:01 GMT -5
I'm wondering which character will be the one to say "we're already dead!"
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 23, 2023 8:04:39 GMT -5
TRIPLE POST! POWER! >_> you can really see what I mean about the disjointedness in the banner... where... like none of these people look like they belong in the same universe. That lady's hat doesn't even look like it belongs on her head
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 23, 2023 8:05:41 GMT -5
still expecting Disney to see it and instantly issue copyright infringement lawsuits to netflix. It's totally fine. Disney's lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!" and our lightsabers go "Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun! Da Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 23, 2023 8:08:03 GMT -5
TRIPLE POST! POWER! >_> you can really see what I mean about the disjointedness in the banner... where... like none of these people look like they belong in the same universe. That lady's hat doesn't even look like it belongs on her head There's a lot of really bad Photoshop on that banner. The hat, the main woman's neck is broken, the robot head doesn't appear to be attached. Korath the pursuer appears to be oddly squat.
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