What Is The Best Rap Diss?

[cj3]

And Why is it The Story of Adidon?

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Hot diggity damn Hulk, I'm glad you set it off (set if off’)
Used to be hard Hulk, now you done turned soft!
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya!
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina!
I knew all along you had those tendencies,
Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease!
Dude please, your pay per view event was a joke!
You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked!
Come on, that phony fight, the Rock spanked you fast!
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight, he passed!
I called him out but the punk was scared to go!
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show!
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope!
And I'm a kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap!
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield, you get no respect!
So come on Hulk, let's wreck so I can put you in check!

Be a man Hulk! Come on, don't be scared!
You're runnin' from Macho, that's what I heard!
Be a man, Hogan! Come on don't be a chump!
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk!
Be a man Hulk! Come on, don't be scared!
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard
Be a man Hogan! Boy, you's a chump!
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk!

[Spider2024]

"He's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower."

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In '88 we set up shop before Detroit had shock
Kid Rock never rode a bike down my block

[chazraps]

Mar 10, 2022 7:56:41 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

Hot diggity damn Hulk, I'm glad you set it off (set if off’)
Used to be hard Hulk, now you done turned soft!
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya!
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina!
I knew all along you had those tendencies,
Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease!
Dude please, your pay per view event was a joke!
You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked!
Come on, that phony fight, the Rock spanked you fast!
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight, he passed!
I called him out but the punk was scared to go!
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show!
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope!
And I'm a kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap!
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield, you get no respect!
So come on Hulk, let's wreck so I can put you in check!

Be a man Hulk! Come on, don't be scared!
You're runnin' from Macho, that's what I heard!
Be a man, Hogan! Come on don't be a chump!
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk!
Be a man Hulk! Come on, don't be scared!
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard
Be a man Hogan! Boy, you's a chump!
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk!

I've always loved that the opening line is a reference to Ice Cube's "No Vasoline" diss to N.W.A., making me fully believe Randy Savage studied the all time best diss records before he wrote/recorded that.

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

There are no greater disses than an indie rapper hating on himself.




"The attendance is always subpar when I perform at a club or bar
Why did I choose to do weird shit? I steered my career off a cliff in a flaming stunt car
So now I'm falling down a bottomless pit, but I'm trying to be optimistic
I spin microwaveable plates, but the label prorates nothing; my arms are to cotton pick with"


"G-g-get up and dance, g-g-get up and dance
I w-w-wipe my son's ass and get shit on my hands
He'd get in my car and be like "Daddy play some Busdriver"
Why the f***'s it take two lines to do a one liner?
And why's it take three beats to do a two-step?
Sick days, I got two left
So I take five, Dave Brubeck
I make jazz jokes, so I'm flat broke"


"I have been completely unable to maintain any semblance of relationship on any level
I have been a bastard to the people who have actively attempted to deliver me from peril
I have been acutely undeserving of the ear that listen up and lip that kissed me on the temple
I have been accustomed to a stubborn disposition that admits it wish its history disassembled
I have been a hypocrite in sermonizing tolerance while skimming for a ministry to pretzel
I have been unfairly resentful of those I wish that acted different when the bidding was essential
I have been a terrible communicator prone to isolation over sympathy for devils
I have been my own worst enemy since the very genesis of rebels"

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Thuggish Ruggish Bustaz dissing Bone Thugs N Harmony might be the funniest rap dis I've ever heard

[Verse 1: Tommy Wright III]
One day, I'm at the store, finna get rung up by the cashier
On the front of a magazine, "Bone Punks-N-Harmony"
Flip to the page, what do I see?
Bone talking 'bout Memphis, Tennessee...

[Outro: Tommy Wright iii talking]
I used to bump em but f-k em
I read what you said in that book
I saw the Vibe Magazine February edition
Talking bad about Memphis Tennessee playa
Yall f**ing with n---as that'll get plane tickets
Flat foot coming after you hoes

[jimmyjackezekiel]

Another Earth by Pink Guy. No subtlety, just straight to the darn point.

[Raskovnik]

As long as we can get past acting like Ether is the best because the whole damn thing is just “ur gay lol ur sooooo gay” I’m fine with whatever answer comes up. Even at the time I thought it was whack.

[Natural Born Farmer]

Mar 10, 2022 7:57:21 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

"He's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower."

This the best... I told you that...

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Mar 10, 2022 7:46:25 GMT -5 cj3 said:

And Why is it The Story of Adidon?

Because the man's idol told him to shut up, work on his identity and daddy issues, and go be a good father and friend. Drake got a 3 minute lecture from the guy who's autograph he spent stacks on.

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Hit'em up then now and forever.

[Timeless Hayterade]

Hit 'Em Up and No Vaseline.

[Porky's Butthole]

"Yo mama is whack, man, always playing Pac-Man. I tried to pick her up and I threw out my back, man."

-Dead Alewives

[Mozenrath]

Adidon is definitely one of the most powerful ones because Drake, at least as of CLB, is still obsessed with it.

Pusha-T comes off on it like a huge piece of shit with the ableism towards 40 that is completely goddamn irrelevant to the point he was supposed to be trying to make, but the shots at Drake are pretty on point, obviously, and seem to have changed Drake's course entirely, given Drake keeps being hung up on it and revisiting it.

[Jindrak Mark]

LL Cool J responding to Canibus saying "99% of your fans wear high heels" with "99% of your fans don't exist" was just brutal.

[Deleted]

Had to give you a career to destroy it.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

That time Eminem destroyed Machine Gun Kelly so thoroughly he became a pop punk musician instead

[chazraps]

I remember when Remy Ma came with "Shether" toward Nicki Minaj back in 2017 and went into detail on how Nicki Minaj's brother is a convicted pedophile and how Nicki covered his legal costs and paid his bail, really damning stuff among everything else.

Nicki's response didn't address and of that and instead just attempted to rebut her Remy saying she signed a poor deal with her label with "I never signed a 360 deal!"

Just imagining in any other walk of life a back-and-forth being

"You enable child predators like your brother!"

"My contract with my job isn't *that* bad!"

[ToyfareMark]

It's You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch.