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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 15, 2022 21:40:58 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. Which one is Elrod? The Randy Marsh lookalike or the dwarf? And please tell me the mom is named Elise. Ethel. Elise is the bratty teenage daughter going through a goth phase that refused to go to the hospital.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 15, 2022 21:50:49 GMT -5
This is it people. This is the moment you can tell your kids "I was there when Wrestling was at it's pinnacle"
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Post by Andew9001 on Aug 15, 2022 22:22:11 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. Elrod was really Peter Avalon this whole time
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Post by Chiral on Aug 15, 2022 22:53:52 GMT -5
I choose to believe that no matter what even before he wrestled Ezekiel is always in full gear wherever he goes.
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 15, 2022 22:57:21 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. I'm kinda wondering what kinda hospital allows someone in with a full pitcher of beer
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 15, 2022 23:08:05 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. I'm kinda wondering what kinda hospital allows someone in with a full pitcher of beer The best damn hospital in town!
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Post by avenger on Aug 16, 2022 2:14:21 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. Which one is Elrod? The Randy Marsh lookalike or the dwarf? And please tell me the mom is named Elise. Elrod is clearly the one who looks like the love child of Rik Boogs and Peter Avalon.
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Post by theironyuppie on Aug 16, 2022 2:31:34 GMT -5
I'm kinda wondering what kinda hospital allows someone in with a full pitcher of beer The best damn hospital in town! No wonder it's full of rambunctious yahoos!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 16, 2022 3:09:44 GMT -5
Just when I thought they were just gonna write Ezekiel off forever and just bring Elias back, they went and did this segment
And it was f***ing glorious
Full on Nutty Professor, give me a Dinner Table convo with this whole family Nutty professor style, I will laugh my ass off.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2022 3:13:12 GMT -5
The reports of Ezekiel's death are greatly exaggerated.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 16, 2022 4:13:17 GMT -5
I hope he has a new look and a new āEā name every week. Next week he has cornrows and a mustache, and itās Ezekielās brother Ernie. Not only did I predict Elrodās look, I also predicted one of their names! I know my Elias Family Tree!
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Aug 16, 2022 7:34:34 GMT -5
Here I am thinking they killed the gimmick off and then they quadruple down on it. Not gonna lie though, the image of the whole family and Ezekiel laid up in full gear got a big laugh out of me.
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Post by floundertime on Aug 16, 2022 8:30:36 GMT -5
Iām ready for Elrod to avenge his brother!
Btw Iāve got a marketing idea for this. Have them all take a Christmas photo and for like 5 dollars you can send a card of them to someone with a generic message about happy holidays from All the family members, names all listed of course.
Worst part about this is wrestlecrap will vote this as the gooker, when in reality itās one of the best things going.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 16, 2022 9:31:37 GMT -5
When commentary said the words "an update from Ezekiel's family" my ears perked up like a dog and I was not let down
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Aug 16, 2022 9:35:47 GMT -5
Either Ernie Jr. is really ill and looks bad for his age,or he waited until he was 50ish or so to get Zeke and Elias's mum pregnant.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 16, 2022 10:13:46 GMT -5
It was funny, but where do you go from here? How does this enhance Ezekiel or Elias as in ring characters? How does this gimmick translate to the ring? At least in the empty arena era you could work some tv magic and have Elias and Ezekiel be a tag team and could extend the shelf life of the gimmick
Wacky skits can be fun, but whatās the endgame?
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Post by Gremlin on Aug 16, 2022 11:09:23 GMT -5
WHO WANTS TO MOBILITY SCOOT WITH ERNIE, JR.?
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Post by polarbearpete on Aug 16, 2022 12:15:09 GMT -5
It was funny, but where do you go from here? How does this enhance Ezekiel or Elias as in ring characters? How does this gimmick translate to the ring? At least in the empty arena era you could work some tv magic and have Elias and Ezekiel be a tag team and could extend the shelf life of the gimmick Wacky skits can be fun, but whatās the endgame? The wacky, entertaining skits and Elias coming back to avenge his brotherās injuries might be the endgame. Even if it was just wacky skits and thatās it, thatās not necessarily a bad endgame. Can always keep Ezekiel as an alternative character for Elias, similar to the Three Faces of Foley as well.
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Post by Kay Faban on Aug 16, 2022 12:56:42 GMT -5
Holy shit this is the greatest gimmick ever assembled. Massive props for doubling down hard. I'm kinda wondering what kinda hospital allows someone in with a full pitcher of beer I believe thatās urine.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Aug 16, 2022 15:17:23 GMT -5
Subtle Vince-ism gone - Ezekiel was taken to the hospital said the commentator and not a 'local medical facility'
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