Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 5, 2022 9:03:48 GMT -5
Also, why does he look so naked out there? Like Elias isn't meant to wear that few articles of clothing. It's the trunks. The reflective silver compliments the pink, which is on the sides, belt and on the front, and the pink on the front is shaped like a wang.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 5, 2022 9:13:02 GMT -5
He explains Elias died because a ghost of a Victorian woman told him to go to hell, so he did. And I am totally on board then.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 5, 2022 9:13:37 GMT -5
If that NEWZ about Elias being the Jacobs/Bogner version of The Fiend was true, maybe this is how they'll do it without stepping on Windham's toes. The split personality and all.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 5, 2022 9:25:35 GMT -5
His face looks like you pushed randomize on MLB The Show 22 create-a-player.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 5, 2022 9:36:21 GMT -5
I never noticed how small his head is
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 5, 2022 9:39:02 GMT -5
I never noticed how small his head is The beard helped hide it
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Welfare Willis
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 5, 2022 9:46:42 GMT -5
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Apr 5, 2022 10:06:20 GMT -5
I do kinda see why Vince would think he looked like Randy Savage. With that hair, those trunks, if he had the bushy beard he would legit look like the spitting image of Randy Savage.
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Apr 5, 2022 10:07:52 GMT -5
Is it also called domination when you walk harder than somebody, man?
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jhbboy198917
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Post by jhbboy198917 on Apr 5, 2022 10:37:32 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 5, 2022 10:51:04 GMT -5
To me this is dumb but it's dumb in the right way. Im certainly interested in seeing where this goes at any rate.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Apr 5, 2022 10:54:24 GMT -5
How did WWE fail this guy.
I’ll give it a chance as they got me good with this. I had no idea who he was until he got in the ring.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 5, 2022 11:35:21 GMT -5
I was convinced that when Owens stormed off thru the back that they would immediately cut backstage to him bumping into Elias who was there to watch his kid brother's debut.
I'm fairly pissed they didn't follow thru with it.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Apr 5, 2022 11:59:29 GMT -5
Lot of people here calling him Elias, he clearly said he's Elias's younger brother Ezekiel, did you guys even watch? It's Ezekiel, not Elias
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Apr 5, 2022 12:02:00 GMT -5
I didn't watch RAW, so when I saw this title, I thought "They broght Ezekiel Jackson back? And taught him how to play guitar?"
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Post by avenger on Apr 5, 2022 12:41:56 GMT -5
Lot of people here calling him Elias, he clearly said he's Elias's younger brother Ezekiel, did you guys even watch? It's Ezekiel, not Elias We only have Kevin Owens word for it that it's Elias, and no matter how many times Owens tells us he's an honest man, we shouldn't believe him.
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Apr 5, 2022 16:00:43 GMT -5
Didn't he have body hair as Elias, as well as a beard?
Dear God, the maintenance needed to keep that up....
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J is Justice
Patti Mayonnaise
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 5, 2022 16:35:59 GMT -5
To me, it comes across like Vince and co have had him locked up in a basement all this time, forced him to shave his beard off and now he's so traumatised, he thinks he's Ezekiel.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2022 16:53:01 GMT -5
I saw this on facebook and lost it...Exactly what it reminded me of
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Apr 5, 2022 16:54:25 GMT -5
It's a straight up day time soap opera trope 🤣
I like it, but yeah I don't have much hope for it lasting sadly.
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