We gotta talk about Solo Sikoa's lore

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Seriously it's one of the funniest things in the company how Solo Sikoa's identity is both completely up in the air and the most obvious thing ever. Everyone that cuts a promo on him says at least one blatant line about him being an Uso (YOU'VE GOT THE JUICE NOW UCE is my fav) but commentary always talks about him as if he's a completely unrelated dude that had a nightmare childhood on the streets and fought his way in to the WWE on his own. Until today I'd never thought to check what Solo Sikoa's WWE.com bio says about him, so I did and like

The Street Champion of the Island has arrived.



Solo Sikoa is the apple that fell far from the illustrious Anoa’i family tree. Given up on and abandoned, he survived by fighting on the streets since he was just 15 years old.



But Sikoa is done eating scraps, and now he has come to NXT to take food off everyone else’s table.

RIKISHI WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU 😭 DUDE'S A PAUL BEARER DAD 

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

So Make A Difference Fatu was just a dead beat, lololol. That’s crazy

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

You could copy and paste that bio for a Street Fighter character and nobody would notice.

[Mozenrath]

Apr 15, 2022 15:24:44 GMT -5 Jumpin' Jesse Walsh said:

You could copy and paste that bio for a Street Fighter character and nobody would notice.

Just find some way to make it Shadowloo's fault.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

When you've forever altered the course of your son's life in a horrible way

[Deleted]

The fact that they said he's come to take the food off of everyone's table when Reigns is the head of the table is damn genius lmao. I love that.

Reigns and them were inside eating steak and shrimp while Solo was eating off trash can lids for survival.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Down since day one-ish for family abandonment.

[Lizuka #BLM]

I find it baffling that they don't just, like... Call him an Uso. Do they think if he were one they'd be forced to put him in with the team or something?

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Apr 15, 2022 15:42:24 GMT -5 @kn said:

The fact that they said he's come to take the food off of everyone's table when Reigns is the head of the table is damn genius lmao. I love that.

Reigns and them were inside eating steak and shrimp while Solo was eating off trash can lids for survival.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Apr 15, 2022 15:38:51 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

When you've forever altered the course of your son's life in a horrible way

that was the difference he wanted to make.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Apr 15, 2022 15:45:26 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I find it baffling that they don't just, like... Call him an Uso. Do they think if he were one they'd be forced to put him in with the team or something?

Especially since like... it's god damned obvious.

Dude looks almost exactly like Jimmy and Jey.

[Main Event Mark]

I know it's a long way off, but I want him to be the foil to Reigns.

[government mule]

Daddy really was a bad, bad man

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

Watch him be the guy to stop the Bloodline and the angle because he got abandoned as a kid.

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Apr 15, 2022 16:00:22 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Apr 15, 2022 15:42:24 GMT -5 @kn said:

The fact that they said he's come to take the food off of everyone's table when Reigns is the head of the table is damn genius lmao. I love that.

Reigns and them were inside eating steak and shrimp while Solo was eating off trash can lids for survival.

There really is a Simpsons image for everything lmao

[Nosnorb]

Solo - "Why did you leave me on the streets?"
Rikishi - "I did it for The Rock. I did it for The People"

[Deleted]

Even Grimes was like, "Your bloodline can kiss my grits!" during their match on Tuesday.

[Gremlin]

Setting: An Anoa’i family gathering.

Rikishi: “Hey, Solo. What do you want to be when you grow up?’

Sikoa: “I wanna be an astwonaut!”

Peter Maivia: “Get out of my house!”

[Chiral]

Rikishi's in his famous steamroller and stops to put Solo down on a street filled with Butch-esque bare knuckle fighter folks (maybe Wade Barrett is there to tie his bare knuckle boxer backstory into the Sikoaverse)

"Dad, why did we stop?"
"Two kids is enough. SEE YA!"

Rikishi drives off, leaving Solo......solo.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

“Given up on and abandoned”

Lmao I’m dying 😂