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Post by nihilismizhawt on Apr 21, 2022 15:01:07 GMT -5
AND EDDIE KINGSTONG KICKS OUT AT TWO! ITS A COOKING SHOW AND A MYSTERY! RAT IN THE KITCHEN TUESDAYS AT 9PM! (all said in 4 seconds)
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 21, 2022 18:55:10 GMT -5
Excalibur would probably be really good at being an auctioneer. Fun fact, that's what Delirious was before he was a wrestler, which makes a lot of sense. Maybe he still does it when he isn't?
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Apr 21, 2022 18:57:14 GMT -5
I am the table. (It always kills me when a table doesn't break and he throws that in kinda deadpan.)
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Post by Main Event Mark on Apr 21, 2022 19:22:02 GMT -5
Returning to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania... aewtix.com
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 21, 2022 19:41:17 GMT -5
Leaked photo of Excalibur underneath his mask "Iiiiiiiiiii - am the very model of a masked grappling play by play, I've information on all things a wrestling fan wants me to say, I know the major champions and quote their reigns historical, From Jericho to Hangman Page, in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted too with wrestling move vocabulary, While Jim don't know his tope suicida from ushigaroshi. About upcoming cards I'm teeming with lots of content... Hmm, lots of content- Ah ha, I have it! With extra hype about Tony Khan's next massive announcement!"
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 21, 2022 21:35:06 GMT -5
Leaked photo of Excalibur underneath his mask "Iiiiiiiiiii - am the very model of a masked grappling play by play, I've information on all things a wrestling fan wants me to say, I know the major champions and quote their reigns historical, From Jericho to Hangman Page, in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted too with wrestling move vocabulary, While Jim don't know his tope suicida from ushigaroshi. About upcoming cards I'm teeming with lots of content... Hmm, lots of content- Ah ha, I have it! With extra hype about Tony Khan's next massive announcement!" I know this tag team's history; Jack Perry's and the dinosaur's, Dark Order, Cole, O'Reilly, and the Young Bucks they once went to war, Threemendous III, I know it well, but not as well as Friday's card Kingston versus Garcia, from ringside all their friends have been barred, I can tell you Jade versus Shafir will put on line a thirtieth win, A gargoyle will beat up Cole and throw his dead ass in a bin, Ahead of New Japan's show, trivia for Saber's finishers Oh, finishers, that's.. Hm. Got it! Next to a guy like Wardlow, MJF looks like a miniature!
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bog
ALF
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Post by bog on Apr 21, 2022 22:10:18 GMT -5
Hoisted by his own petard!
You know, we call them trying ring ropes but it's a bit of a misnomer; they're actually steel cables
UN BE LIEVABLE
*incomprehensible laughsnorts followed by silence after Taz says something on Dark*
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Apr 21, 2022 22:19:46 GMT -5
Fuego Del Sol is a BIG BOY!!!
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 21, 2022 22:31:02 GMT -5
(speaking 100 MPH) JUST A QUCIK REMINDER THAT AEW IS SPONSORED BY STATE FARM!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 21, 2022 23:31:59 GMT -5
I don't think I have heard excalibur cuss once on tv Yeah but it was my favourite line he used to use in PWG commentary. When ever someone kicked their opponent square in the back he'd go "That's f***ihg unnecessary" He still does it sometimes on Dark, only without the swearing and attributing it to Tracy Smothers. "You know what Tracy used to call that? Unnecessary."
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Post by Starshine on Apr 21, 2022 23:47:23 GMT -5
EL GENERICO IS A BIG BOY!
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 22, 2022 1:11:00 GMT -5
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Apr 22, 2022 1:19:33 GMT -5
Yeah but it was my favourite line he used to use in PWG commentary. When ever someone kicked their opponent square in the back he'd go "That's f***ihg unnecessary" He still does it sometimes on Dark, only without the swearing and attributing it to Tracy Smothers. "You know what Tracy used to call that? Unnecessary." Genuinely didn't know either part of that. That's awesome.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Apr 22, 2022 6:29:53 GMT -5
Two time New Japan tag team champion, one time ring of honor pure champ, six time Impact tag team champion, Two time PWG world champion, Three time MLW tag champion, All Japan World Junior Heavyweight Champion, DDT Extreme Champion, and now here in AEW.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 22, 2022 7:51:24 GMT -5
EL GENERICO IS A BIG BOY! *Kevin Owens corpsing*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2022 7:58:45 GMT -5
This thread is on roller skates!
Set up in the corner…KINNIKUMAN BUSTERRRRR
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 22, 2022 8:13:18 GMT -5
GOT to give the people what they want!
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 22, 2022 8:14:40 GMT -5
I am the table. (It always kills me when a table doesn't break and he throws that in kinda deadpan.) *smirks in Maffew*
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 23, 2022 0:49:10 GMT -5
GIRLS GONE WILD EXPOSED
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 23, 2022 10:18:11 GMT -5
WEGOTTATAKEABREAKBUTYOUWON’TMISSASECONDINPICTUREINPICTURE!DON’TGOANYWHERE!
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