🔴 Raw Thread 5/2/22: Zeke's Freaks!

[J is Thunder Justice]

This makes up for Butch losing.

[Hypnosis]

May 2, 2022 22:04:06 GMT -5 GuyOfOwnage said:

May 2, 2022 22:01:59 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Babyfaces winning to end a show is actually a nice f***ing change of pace, who knew?

"Not us"

The show that literally leaves us feeling blue.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

Why am I still watching this? Nikki’s kind of endearing I guess.

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May 2, 2022 22:05:23 GMT -5 J is Thunder Justice said:

This makes up for Butch losing.

But does it make up for Sheamus and Ridge losing Butch?

[hbkid718]

Here are my Thoughts for Raw:

By the way, tonight was the 4th time that Raw was held on The Rock’s Birthday after 2005, 2011, & 2016.
Awesome way to kick off Raw. Loved Paul Heyman & Roman Reigns’ promos, the RKOs outta nowhere to The Usos, the fight with Drew McIntyre & Reigns, & the brawl. They need to make the 6-Man a Winner Takes All No DQ Match.
Hilarious segment with The Street Profits, Ezekiel, The Alpha Academy, & Kevin Owens. I think Owens should become a permanent member of The Alpha Academy. This should be a fun 6-Man Tag.
I was right. The 6-Man Tag was a fun match.
Solid promo by AJ Styles. I like the idea of Styles VS Damian Priest having the stipulation of if Styles wins, Priest is barred from Styles' match with Edge at WrestleMania Backlash.
OK segment with Sonya Deville & Adam Pearce. Wow, a 6-Man Tag to open the show & a 6-Woman Tag to close the show. Thank God I don't update my records live anymore. It should be a fun main event though.
As much as Enhancement Matches are repetitive, I won't mind the return of Bryon Saxton interviewing the opponents like they did for Braun Strowman's opponents. If they didn't do that, we would have never gotten James Ellsworth. The squash wasn’t anything special.
Great promo by Edge. What a match between AJ Styles & Damian Priest. I love Finn Balor making the save for Styles. Balor & Styles VS Priest & Edge will be awesome.
Interesting segment with MVP, Omos, & Cedric Alexander, but where’s Shelton Benjamin?
Good segment with Mustafa Ali, The Miz, & Theory. I love the idea of Ali's real life situation as part of the angle. The Handicap Match could be fun. By the way, I'm surprised that they still call it a Handicap Match & it hasn't been changed to something else more PC.
Mustafa Ali VS The Miz & Theory was way too short. The match should have went 2 segments. Yes, again Ciampa attacking Ali. Meanwhile, he was used as a face on Main Event earlier tonight against Apollo Crews.
A silly segment with Dana Brooke, Reggie, R-Truth, Tamina, & Akira Tozawa, with Nikki A.S.H. beating Dana Brooke, which I liked as it gives Nikki something to do and it lead to the next match.
Dana Brooke VS Nikki A.S.H. was short, but OK. The stuff afterwards with Dana asking Reggie for a divorce was stupid.
Becky Lynch’s promo was excellent.
Awesome segment. I love the added heat with Seth Rollins mentioning Dusty Rhodes to make Cody Rhodes pissed. I can’t wait for Sunday. Oh and I really hope they release the Seth Rollins Video Package he was talking about. That would be epic.
I get what they were going for with Bobby Lashley VS Cedric Alexander, but it was a waste of a great wrestler in Alexander. He should be on Main Event having great 10 minute matches.
I can’t comment on Liv Morgan’s promo. My dog was barking very loud.
I love that R-Truth is now a Divorce Lawyer. His segment with Reggie was fun. I loved the interaction with Doudrop & Nikki A.S.H. to give them a storyline & put them on TV.
Asuka, Bianca Belair, & Liv Morgan VS Sonya Deville, Becky Lynch, & Rhea Ripley was an incredible main event. It was funny that Jimmy Smith said “See you on Sunday” meanwhile none of the women that wrestled will be wrestling on Sunday.
Ends a really fun Raw. The 2 6-Person Tag Matches bookended other great matches & promo segments. The opening segment was excellent. It got me excited for WrestleMania Backlash even if most of the matches are WrestleMania Re-Matches.

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May 2, 2022 21:47:46 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

May 2, 2022 21:44:48 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

haha wonderful

They used to be whole threads, then Guy got the ability to simply write them live for WWE at least, some rare instances he's been home for AEW too

Threads become a joy since lol

Gotcha I only see it happening here so I figured it was just another way to constantly downplay the product...Just being honest

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

May 2, 2022 22:37:35 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

May 2, 2022 21:47:46 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

They used to be whole threads, then Guy got the ability to simply write them live for WWE at least, some rare instances he's been home for AEW too

Threads become a joy since lol

Gotcha I only see it happening here so I figured it was just another way to constantly downplay the product...Just being honest

Nope... Guy's Canadian subtitles are equally horny for AEW, I promise lmfao

[asuka007]

May 2, 2022 22:04:06 GMT -5 GuyOfOwnage said:

May 2, 2022 22:01:59 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Babyfaces winning to end a show is actually a nice f***ing change of pace, who knew?

"Not us"

The curse of having Roman and Charlotte on your show as regulars.

[ayumidah]

May 2, 2022 19:28:41 GMT -5 @dax said:

Every night is Seth Rollins appreciation night in ayumidah's house!

Very true! And I do it better than WWE because I don't make it wait til the third hour!

[Hypnosis]

May 2, 2022 22:37:35 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

May 2, 2022 21:47:46 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

They used to be whole threads, then Guy got the ability to simply write them live for WWE at least, some rare instances he's been home for AEW too

Threads become a joy since lol

Gotcha I only see it happening here so I figured it was just another way to constantly downplay the product...Just being honest

I've seen some gems from Dynamite and Rampage once in a while like "Jade Cargo", "Lance Orchard", and "Suzuki Food", though my captions aren't as horny as Guy's obviously.