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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2022 11:24:02 GMT -5
Cameron Grimes, Fallon Henley, Briggs and Jensen as Hick Row.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2022 11:32:09 GMT -5
6. A heel wrestling nun. "Each and every one of you people!" She faces Mandy Rose in a match where if Mandy loses, Toxic Attraction have to enter the convent.
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 5, 2022 11:45:55 GMT -5
Unfrozen Caveman Wrestler
Debuts in the middle of the ring with a microphone: "WWE Universe... I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my Tesla and runoff into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my iPhone I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know – when a man like me can become a pro wrestler, then he is entitled to an NXT title opportunity, and a two million dollar contract. Thank you."
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Post by crowley1986 on Jun 5, 2022 13:40:18 GMT -5
Jerry The Queen Lawler, he comes out as a gay man who used puppies etc as a cover...he then starts roaring out Weiners and peckers instead of puppies
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Post by Gremlin on Jun 5, 2022 17:44:49 GMT -5
6. A heel wrestling nun. "Each and every one of you people!" She faces Mandy Rose in a match where if Mandy loses, Toxic Attraction have to enter the convent. Imagine the vignette high jinks. Book it!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Jun 5, 2022 18:19:05 GMT -5
Yes, I thought out this entire storyline while I mowed the grass, after realizing the name on the lawnmower's motor. A real St. Elsewhere vibe to it. All you need is a kid shaking a snow globe.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Jun 5, 2022 18:21:06 GMT -5
16. A 90s sitcom tag team, managed by the cringey Dad who tells really bad Dad Jokes and every promo they cut has really forced delivery and a laughing track at the end of every sentence. 17. A Devils Advocate gimmick. Sean O'Haire done right. Except this time he would be more like Lucifier Morningstar, a manager who manipulates wrestlers who are down on their luck to join him and do bad things. 18. A computer hacker gimmick. He would basically look like Ethan from Watch_Dogs. Call him something like Webb Page or Paige Webb. His finisher? The Error 404. 19. A Buddy Holly singer gimmick. 16 is already kinda Andre Chase and his teachable moments.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Jun 5, 2022 18:22:11 GMT -5
Unfrozen Caveman Wrestler Debuts in the middle of the ring with a microphone: "WWE Universe... I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my Tesla and runoff into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my iPhone I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know – when a man like me can become a pro wrestler, then he is entitled to an NXT title opportunity, and a two million dollar contract. Thank you." They already have Von Wagner.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 5, 2022 18:23:24 GMT -5
We finally get the evil balloon vendor gimmick that CM Punk was supposed to have.
Or was that a librarian?
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Post by badassbillygunnn on Jun 5, 2022 20:36:00 GMT -5
17. Justin Credible returns to fight Tomasso Ciampa in a kendo stick on a pole match, loser has to face Nia Jax in a twirking contest.
18. Dolph Ziggler faces himself for the number contender spot in a 3-hour no disqualification match.
19. Bayley faces local talent in a screaming match judged by Stephanie McMahon and Curtis Axel.
20. Sasha Banks and Snoop Dogg host a four-hour rap concert of impromptu freestyling instead of an actual card.
21. Bo Dallas vs. Bron Breaker in a bra and panties match.
22. Bron Breaker vs. Brock Lesnar in a twelve-hour iron man match.
23. Edge vs. Sasha Banks in a Boiler Room Brawl.
24. Road Dogg vs. Dewdrop for number one contender NXT intercontinental championship.
25. Big E hosts a telethon for three hours promoting his new brand of hot dog carts and hot dogs only to be interrupted by Dewdrop who declares NXT a vegan-only space.
26. MVP faces Cody Rhodes in a gas mask match where the winner keeps farting and Michael Cole is screaming at JR to return.
27. The Shield reunites and challenges the entire arena to a no-dq match but only two persons can be in the ring at a time and Bobby Lashley is the special guest referee but he is blindfolded and wearing earplugs.
28. Finn Balor rides out on a Dyno BMX bike and spends 90 minutes trying to grind his pegs on the bottom steel step.
29. Karrion Kross faces Tim Lincecomb in an inferno match.
30. Karrion Kross challenges the entire NXT and Smackdown rosters to a coffee chugging contest but Vince McMahon attacks him with a cooking pan instead, to end the show.
31. Karrion Kross and ICP do a three-hour q and a with juggalos international.
32. Ahmed Johnson Tribute night, where everyone must hit at least one pearl river plunge to be eligible to win their match.
33. Corey Graves becomes a scene kid only to reveal that he actually has recorded a three-disc hip hop album about his punk rock life that is played on full volume three times in a row before all fans are sent home while on the screen it's dramatic footage of Corey and Byron Saxton shopping at the mall together.
34. Marvelous Marc Mero returns and spits on Cameron Grimes but Cameron Grimes forgives him sparking a bar room brawl between the two that empties out into the arena.
35. Neville rides out on a tricycle that ascends to the rafters, through the roof, through the clouds, and out into the universe, and the rest of the show is reactions to this happening.
36. Ahmed Johnson screaming in a Wendy's parking lot.
37. Sweatsock Tournament takes wrong turn when HBK arrives in a thong threatening everyone backstage with his mentor's filthiest sock, and no one can tell if this is a work or a shoot.
38. CM Punk returns and faces Sasha Banks in a Hell in a Cell, which devolves into a farting contest which Sasha wins retaining and Punk is sent back to AEW.
39. AJ Lee calls out the Undertaker but it's actually Tiffany Stratton on Joe Gacy's shoulders and the show is spending trying to balance on stilts while druids run everywhere chanting satanic hymns and threatening AJ Lee with torches and pentagrams.
40. The Creed Brothers jump The Don backstage before blowing up Vince's limousine before threatening Shane McMahon with an elbow drop from the top of Wal Mart on next season's special easter egg spoilers.
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