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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jul 22, 2022 22:16:13 GMT -5
AND MATH MAN! WHO UMM..does math? I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN*
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 22, 2022 22:25:11 GMT -5
AND MATH MAN! WHO UMM..does math? I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN*
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Post by "American Nightmare" B.B. Bart on Jul 23, 2022 10:08:06 GMT -5
AND MATH MAN! WHO UMM..does math? I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN* Everybody say MAAAAAAATH BOYS!
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 23, 2022 19:13:17 GMT -5
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Post by Main Event Mark on Jul 23, 2022 22:06:25 GMT -5
"who is that MATHED man?!"
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jul 23, 2022 22:38:09 GMT -5
I sincerely hope he gets some sort of sponsorship deal with Texas Instruments.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 23, 2022 22:50:49 GMT -5
He's a maaaaaaaaaaath man Waiting in his class He'd like to come and meet us I hope this gimmick won't suck ass
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Post by saneiac on Jul 24, 2022 8:23:02 GMT -5
I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN* I love to try 'em. I multiply 'em. I analyze 'em. I can surmise 'em. I calculate 'em Elucidate 'em. Somehow I'm guessing this helps with wrestling. Cause I'm a math man. Yeeaaaaah. I'm a math man. Yes I'm a math man. Oh! I'm a math man. So many problems. So little time. A really tough one can stop me on a dime. I'm a solver of every kind. The best equations always add up in my mind. I'm a math man.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 24, 2022 16:57:22 GMT -5
I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN* Everybody say MAAAAAAATH BOYS! PEMDAS ME DADDY MATH!
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 25, 2022 0:34:43 GMT -5
If I was in charge, this guy's name would 100% be Cal Culate. How about Matt E. Matics
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 25, 2022 0:50:56 GMT -5
I'M A MATH MAN! *DUN DUN* I love to try 'em. I multiply 'em. I analyze 'em. I can surmise 'em. I calculate 'em Elucidate 'em. Somehow I'm guessing this helps with wrestling. Cause I'm a math man. Yeeaaaaah. I'm a math man. Yes I'm a math man. Oh! I'm a math man. So many problems. So little time. A really tough one can stop me on a dime. I'm a solver of every kind. The best equations always add up in my mind. I'm a math man. Sums of glory Pis of steel Your sines can't hide how angular I feel You help me find X I feel the heat That's why you'll find me Calculating on the street
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 25, 2022 6:26:33 GMT -5
Axiom is in the ring using Math to completely destroy Bron Breakker for the NXT title. Suddenly, a siren goes off and Scott Steiner arrives, and begins doing Steiner Math at Axiom, which chases him off. Steiner carries his terribly beaten nephew to safety, and we get weeks of promos of Bron healing up and joining his uncle and father at their highly-educated university where they give him a crash course in Steiner Math so that he can return and beat Axiom at his own game. Also, there is a tiger. you're forgetting the Chase U recruitment pitch where they tout their highly decorated math department which also has alumni in many countries.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 26, 2022 15:51:44 GMT -5
I love to try 'em. I multiply 'em. I analyze 'em. I can surmise 'em. I calculate 'em Elucidate 'em. Somehow I'm guessing this helps with wrestling. Cause I'm a math man. Yeeaaaaah. I'm a math man. Yes I'm a math man. Oh! I'm a math man. So many problems. So little time. A really tough one can stop me on a dime. I'm a solver of every kind. The best equations always add up in my mind. I'm a math man. Sums of glory Pis of steel Your sines can't hide how angular I feel You help me find X I feel the heat That's why you'll find me Calculating on the street I love everyone flexing their math jokes. This gimmick has paid off already.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jul 26, 2022 16:51:21 GMT -5
When Axiom turns heel.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jul 26, 2022 16:52:19 GMT -5
When Axiom turns heel.
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Post by government mule on Jul 26, 2022 16:56:55 GMT -5
HE DOES MATH SUCH HARD MATH HE'S A REAL, REAL MATH MAN
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Post by jivesoulbrah on Jul 26, 2022 16:58:30 GMT -5
Axiom vs Theory needs to happen ASAP. QED
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Post by government mule on Jul 26, 2022 16:59:45 GMT -5
Btw, the correct term is actually Maths, not Math, you American philistines.
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 26, 2022 17:49:33 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Ahj6I7BLMRising as a maths examinator He's a humanoid calculator Six-times-six, just too easy Give him discrete geometry Made his name as a PISA god With blood soaked eyes after he won Time and time his grades were raised A scientific giftedness Axiom's what he's called All equations get resolved Dropped with a function Your curve goes down but it never comes up
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 26, 2022 18:13:46 GMT -5
Maybe Axiom can help this guy with counting.
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