All-Purpose McMustache/WWE Sale Thread (Future: Endeavor-ed)

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Why does he look like that?!

[Hypnosis]

Apr 1, 2023 10:22:53 GMT -5 canceled4truth said:

Someone posted this on r/SquaredCircle and I can't tell if it's legit but it's taking me out

Vince looks even more like a creep now.

[Lizuka #BLM]

When people said Vince had a mustache I thought it was hair, not chocolate milk.

[Zombie Mod]

Apr 1, 2023 10:53:21 GMT -5 XIII said:

Vince is dying his hair, growing the vintage Mr. McMahon hair, picked up a mustache that makes him look like even more of a sex pest, and looks to be back on the juice.

This dude is having a midlife crisis at 80!

vince had his midlife crisis at the normal age, he just embraced it and continued it until the day he dies.

[mo]

Dyed mustache Vince looking like someone’s Mexican grandpa. Type of dude that goes around calling people mijo. Crazy stuff.

[BorneAgain]

Gimme that Platinum Chip, pal."

[Gecko]

Apr 1, 2023 14:27:54 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Gimme that Platinum Chip, pal."

[XIII]

Apr 1, 2023 13:27:51 GMT -5 mo said:

Dyed mustache Vince looking like someone’s Mexican grandpa. Type of dude that goes around calling people mijo. Crazy stuff.

Someone come get Abuelo, he’s wildin’ and harassing all the nurses again.

[An Dog On An Skateboard]

I discussed this with a friend, we decided either washed up musical theatre star, or ageing maitre d'.

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Apr 1, 2023 10:53:21 GMT -5 XIII said:

Vince is dying his hair, growing the vintage Mr. McMahon hair, picked up a mustache that makes him look like even more of a sex pest, and looks to be back on the juice.

This dude is having a midlife crisis at 80!

Dude was too busy in his midlife to actually have his midlife crisis in it.

[Gawk Rivers]

Apr 1, 2023 10:53:21 GMT -5 XIII said:

Vince is dying his hair, growing the vintage Mr. McMahon hair, picked up a mustache that makes him look like even more of a sex pest, and looks to be back on the juice.

This dude is having a midlife crisis at 80!

I was so f***ing focused on dude's moustache that I didn't even notice how massive he is.

Chicken, snow cones, and rice baby 

[Scoops]

Apr 1, 2023 13:27:51 GMT -5 mo said:

Dyed mustache Vince looking like someone’s Mexican grandpa. Type of dude that goes around calling people mijo. Crazy stuff.

"As of this moment Vince McMahon no longer exists, say hello to Miguel Sanchez"!

[An Dog On An Skateboard]

Apr 1, 2023 17:13:20 GMT -5 Scoops said:

Apr 1, 2023 13:27:51 GMT -5 mo said:

Dyed mustache Vince looking like someone’s Mexican grandpa. Type of dude that goes around calling people mijo. Crazy stuff.

"As of this moment Vince McMahon no longer exists, say hello to Miguel Sanchez"!

He looks more like Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc to me.

[Big DSR Energy]

I hope Vince hires Jon Waters to write and star in his biopic, and doesn't realize his mistake until the film is already out on blu-ray.

[King Boo]

Not to be dramatic, but that moustache is one of the most unsettling things I've ever had the misfortune of setting my eyes upon.

[bob loves the Hurt Syndicate]

Vince looks like a cartoon villain with that mustache

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Apr 1, 2023 17:55:03 GMT -5 bob loves the Hurt Syndicate said:

Vince looks like a cartoon villain with that mustache

"looks like"

[yokohamacpfc]

Cheeks are puffy too, looks like botox.

[knightboat]

I thought Clark Gable died

[King Devitt: What Plants Crave]

Apr 1, 2023 17:44:52 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

I hope Vince hires Jon Waters to write and star in his biopic, and doesn't realize his mistake until the film is already out on blu-ray.

This would be goddam amazing.