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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 30, 2022 12:22:51 GMT -5
Vince strikes me as the kind of guy who has the kind of hookup required to get it delivered to his door. Still alive. "So, Brock, I hear you like to hunt. You know, I'm something of a hunter, myself." *cut to shots of abandoned, blood-soaked wheelchairs in the woods behind the McMahon mansion*
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Aug 30, 2022 12:32:10 GMT -5
"Hello there folks, I'm Vince McMahon. We like to have fun in the WWE, but sometimes we have to get serious. Now, I know I'm like all you, when I see a stupid dumb baby man in his weak little toddler wheelchair, all I can think is. Wow, what a loser. I can't wait to take him home and devour his innards. But also, like all you fine people watching out there in TV Land, heh heh, I like to wash my meals down with a delicious, crisp, Poland Spring. Poland Spring, the water you use to cool off after eating a weak sauce bitch boy."
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 30, 2022 12:35:53 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back.
Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2022 12:36:58 GMT -5
Guys, I gotta be honest with you... at this point, Vince wanting to eat someone in a wheelchair does not even remotely surprise me.
You wanna know what'd surprise me about Vince? Normality. I'd be more shocked to hear that Vince sneaks out to Yankees games for a few innings and for a beer and a hot dog than I would be him wanting to cannibalize a paraplegic.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Aug 30, 2022 12:48:19 GMT -5
I hope they dissect his brain after he passes.
Not that I think he has CTE or dementia. I just want to see how different his brain looks compared to a normal person's.
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Post by Gecko on Aug 30, 2022 13:12:55 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind Yeah, on the Raw recap on the website, they name him as Matt Riddle and he's also list as the same on his bio page. Theory is still going only by 'Theory', but there's no reason to not think it's happening for him too.
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 30, 2022 13:15:54 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind Kind of weird, considering WCW was the first to do that IIRC (Chris Kanyon and Perry Saturn only being referred to by their last names comes to mind). You'd think Vince WOULDNT want to do anything WCW did.
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 30, 2022 13:24:46 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind Kind of weird, considering WCW was the first to do that IIRC (Chris Kanyon and Perry Saturn only being referred to by their last names comes to mind). You'd think Vince WOULDNT want to do anything WCW did. Also, Goldberg.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 30, 2022 16:01:41 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. What a missed opportunity for a name on a pole match bro.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 30, 2022 16:05:40 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind GOOD LMAO Matt Riddle's a f***ing buff stoner kid and Austin Theory's a big stupid jock, neither of them need names that sound like
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Post by XIII on Aug 30, 2022 16:49:02 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. What a missed opportunity for a name on a pole match bro. Bro, I swear to god on my children’s graves that they just didn’t understand my vision, bro.
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Post by bob on Aug 30, 2022 17:58:46 GMT -5
What the f***ing god damn shit f***? Vince has totally ate human flesh in some secret billionaire club hasn't he?
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Post by bob on Aug 30, 2022 18:00:03 GMT -5
Vince has totally ate human flesh in some secret billionaire club hasn't he? Vince strikes me as the kind of guy who has the kind of hookup required to get it delivered to his door.
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Post by bob on Aug 30, 2022 18:02:46 GMT -5
With this revelation of Vince having an instinct to eat people, it might explain why he decided that Kamala the cannibal was turned face via bowling.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2022 18:24:08 GMT -5
It makes the storyline where Linda was in a wheelchair even more awkward now.
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Post by jason1980s on Aug 30, 2022 18:25:28 GMT -5
I hope they dissect his brain after he passes. Not that I think he has CTE or dementia. I just want to see how different his brain looks compared to a normal person's. I said the same thing a few years ago. I believe it was related to his childhood trauma and as as kid he couldn't defend himself and his mother so he can't look weak to anyone over the next 60+ years. I do think it sucks not just for his victims over the years but also because Vince did some good things. He was altruistic with keeping elderly former wrestlers in paid positions for decades and I know he did a lot with charity in the early 1990s and probably continued as WWE became such a global business.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 30, 2022 21:02:29 GMT -5
I think we need a compilation thread of pictures of WWE wrestlers in wheelchairs through history.
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Post by Lardlad on Aug 30, 2022 21:30:05 GMT -5
It makes the storyline where Linda was in a wheelchair even more awkward now.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 30, 2022 22:25:36 GMT -5
Apparently Riddle and Theory received their first names back. Good, screw you Vince and your weird rules that only matter in your strange mind Kind of weird, considering WCW was the first to do that IIRC (Chris Kanyon and Perry Saturn only being referred to by their last names comes to mind). You'd think Vince WOULDNT want to do anything WCW did. But from what I remember, WCW still acknowledged that they were Chris Kanyon, Perry Saturn and Bill Goldberg. They were just primarily referenced by their last names. Matt Riddle and Austin Theory, one day they just never had first names and it was never brought up again. Like I said when they made the change with Riddle, if you wanna market him as Riddle that’s fine, but don’t act like he was never Matt Riddle. Especially because he was a decently well know UFC fighter
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Post by darbus alan on Aug 31, 2022 0:23:51 GMT -5
Wasn't there some billionaire who wanted to infuse himself with the blood of teenagers to stay young? Wouldn't surprise me if Vince was in on that shit too.
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