lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 29, 2022 13:04:39 GMT -5
Eddie’s gimmick in a nutshell is I’m Walkin’ Over Heah. Gimmick?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jul 29, 2022 13:20:35 GMT -5
Kingston:"The presents, the trees, egg nog, happy children. These things make up the most wonderful time of the year....except when f***in' Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman get in my way! Santa, go find another chimney, ya cocky red son of a bitch! And Frosty, I don't like the way ya lookin' at me with ya goofy-ass smile! I'll be here to fight both of ya anytime ya want!" Renee: Aw, Jon look Eddie sent us a Christmas card, Dear Jon and Renee *proceeds to read the card verbatim* Love, sincerely yours Eddie. Well that was... sweet? I think? maybe? Jon: Goddamnit Eddie... I don't know why but the thought of Eddie Kingston and Renee interacting in anyway amuses me He’d always try his best to be civil around Renee Eddie: “Merry Christmas, Renee! You look just bee-yoo-tifal this evening” Renee: “Why, thank you Eddie! Eddie, is that…a car battery?” Eddie(bashful): “Yeah, there was this guy outside that I didn’t like the looks of and was gonna bash his brains in…but seein’ how it’s Christmas and all….” (Puts battery away) Renee: “I’m very proud of you Eddie.” Eddie: “Aww shucks…”
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Jul 29, 2022 13:43:58 GMT -5
I imagine how Eddie acts around Renee is like that kid who was a super bad influence on you at school, but was also super polite to your mum, and she'd be like "Moppy4Life, why can't you be like that nice Eddie Kingston?" and you want to say "He set fire to one of the teacher's cars last week..." but you know she'll ban you from hanging out with him.
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Post by dreidemy on Jul 29, 2022 13:47:21 GMT -5
I love Eddie
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jul 29, 2022 17:04:21 GMT -5
I imagine how Eddie acts around Renee is like that kid who was a super bad influence on you at school, but was also super polite to your mum, and she'd be like "Moppy4Life, why can't you be like that nice Eddie Kingston?" and you want to say "He set fire to one of the teacher's cars last week..." but you know she'll ban you from hanging out with him. I do that exact thing with my best friends mum and I’m 36 and I’m basically his escape to go be a drunken degenerate for the night once a week. Always call her Mrs., over the top polite when I talk to her, apologize if I curse in front of her. I call it my Eddie Haskell routine, and she knows it’s completely an act but still loves it That being said, those videos were f***ing hilarious. God I love Kingston
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2022 17:09:14 GMT -5
I don't know why I cracked up at him calling Orange Cassidy and Danhausen morons.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 29, 2022 19:02:19 GMT -5
Renee: Aw, Jon look Eddie sent us a Christmas card, Dear Jon and Renee *proceeds to read the card verbatim* Love, sincerely yours Eddie. Well that was... sweet? I think? maybe? Jon: Goddamnit Eddie... I don't know why but the thought of Eddie Kingston and Renee interacting in anyway amuses me He’d always try his best to be civil around Renee Eddie: “Merry Christmas, Renee! You look just bee-yoo-tifal this evening” Renee: “Why, thank you Eddie! Eddie, is that…a car battery?” Eddie(bashful): “Yeah, there was this guy outside that I didn’t like the looks of and was gonna bash his brains in…but seein’ how it’s Christmas and all….” (Puts battery away) Renee: “I’m very proud of you Eddie.” Eddie: “Aww shucks…” AEW is an experimental enough promotion that I am now banking on there one day being a segment that is just like Eddie's Hardcore Claymation Christmas It would build to some heel beating him down in reality with a lump of clay or something
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Jul 29, 2022 19:08:11 GMT -5
Man, Eddie mixes reality and kayfabe so well. Like 90% of these were PROBABLY kayfabe but since dude in and out of the ring is a hateful son of a bitch it's hard to tell lol That’s one of the reasons I love him like I keep telling myself it’s probably just his sense of humour and he does it to pop himself and the other wrestlers but then he sprinkles in a little something that makes you go “Hmmm that seems legit actually”
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jul 30, 2022 11:14:12 GMT -5
I need to hear more about Kingston’s friendship with Daddy Ass!
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Jul 30, 2022 13:48:31 GMT -5
I imagine how Eddie acts around Renee is like that kid who was a super bad influence on you at school, but was also super polite to your mum, and she'd be like "Moppy4Life, why can't you be like that nice Eddie Kingston?" and you want to say "He set fire to one of the teacher's cars last week..." but you know she'll ban you from hanging out with him. Maybe he was named after Eddie Haskell. (and yes, even when I was a kid 35 years ago that was a dated reference)
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