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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 20, 2022 9:17:18 GMT -5
Made a Reddit post about how I cringe every time they grab the mic and it got downvoted to oblivion.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who's not a fan of their current schtick.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 20, 2022 10:28:56 GMT -5
I would simply have them only appear every other week, thus always giving them a reason to rap about being back every time they do appear. Do that for, like, six or seven months, then have a segment where Lawler shows up out of nowhere, interrupts them and says "Hey, Hit Row...maybe next week, you WILL be here!" and then just collect the money that comes rolling in. I mean. R-Truth’s theme still talks about how he hasn’t even started yet. When he’s been wrestling for like 30 years
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Post by bob on Aug 20, 2022 12:06:01 GMT -5
more like shit row
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 20, 2022 12:49:01 GMT -5
A rare situation where Pat trying to hype something up absolutely did not work and might have made it even more lame.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 13:18:54 GMT -5
Time to bring back Curtis Axel to reform a West Texas Rednecks stable to feud with Hit Row. Banjo, my friend, I've been wanting Hick Row for a long time. Call up Cameron Grimes so he can be apart of it as well.
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Post by polarbearpete on Aug 20, 2022 13:36:33 GMT -5
It would’ve been fine if it was like 30 seconds, but that felt like an eternity.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 20, 2022 14:18:10 GMT -5
I put the G in G String
I put the G in Google
And oh yeah, I put the G in Garanimals
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Aug 20, 2022 14:40:57 GMT -5
I put the G in G String I put the G in Google And oh yeah, I put the G in Garanimals He should put the G in gnat, lasagna and reign... and stay silent. Yo, listen! Anytime anyone 'raps' over their vocals, it automatically disqualifies it from a good performance. I, too, can do karaoke!
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 20, 2022 14:42:28 GMT -5
I put the G in G String I put the G in Google And oh yeah, I put the G in Garanimals He should put the G in gnat, lasagna and reign... and stay silent. Yo, listen! Anytime anyone 'raps' over their vocals, it automatically disqualifies it from a good performance. I, too, can do karaoke! Top Dolla counts to G like a concussed Davey Richards.
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Post by Fade on Aug 20, 2022 14:46:40 GMT -5
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 20, 2022 14:55:35 GMT -5
I put the G in G String I put the G in Google And oh yeah, I put the G in Garanimals Top Dolla emerges from the dugout of yr local haunted baseball field like I put the G in G-F-Dub
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Post by XIII on Aug 20, 2022 15:15:59 GMT -5
Time to bring back Curtis Axel to reform a West Texas Rednecks stable to feud with Hit Row. Banjo, my friend, I've been wanting Hick Row for a long time. Call up Cameron Grimes so he can be apart of it as well. If this happens I will watch religiously. Bring back Heath Slater and Jimmy Wang Yang too.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 20, 2022 15:49:44 GMT -5
If it didn’t work, it didn’t work. At least they were given the platform to try with what I assume is their own material (I can’t imagine Triple H writing out rap verses word-for-word for three people).
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 20, 2022 15:53:12 GMT -5
If it didn’t work, it didn’t work. At least they were given the platform to try with what I assume is their own material (I can’t imagine Triple H writing out rap verses word-for-word for three people). Swerve; This is the one gimmick that HHH scripts out TO THE LETTER.
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Post by dbrussel on Aug 20, 2022 17:06:25 GMT -5
I only hope Max Caster watched that
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Post by XIII on Aug 20, 2022 17:09:20 GMT -5
John Cena, Eminem, and the ghost of Nick Bockwinkel vs. Hit Row: battle rap at wrestlemania!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 19:50:29 GMT -5
They're honestly terrible and they're getting met with dead silence every time they do their shtick.
B-Fab might have potential on her own if she gets a new gimmick. Right now, she's carrying herself a lot like Sasha.
Top Dolla is just f***ing awful, to be honest.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 20, 2022 20:40:49 GMT -5
More like Hit Mute amirite? kinda shocked nobody has said "more like Shit Row" yet I laughed harder than I should have. 🤣
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 20, 2022 23:35:56 GMT -5
Hit Row without Swerve would be like doing the Wyatt Family without Bray.
It doesn’t work without its centrepiece.
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Post by polarbearpete on Aug 21, 2022 9:10:03 GMT -5
Hit Row without Swerve would be like doing the Wyatt Family without Bray. It doesn’t work without its centrepiece. Wasn’t Swerve the tacked on member of the group, though? I thought it was Top Dolla’s idea and group and he, Adonis and B-Fab were running the gimmick on the NXT house show loop before the higher ups decided to add Swerve in. Obviously, Swerve is the one with the main event potential but I don’t think they need to change the gimmick or group just because he’s not there.
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