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Post by sportatorium on Aug 24, 2022 15:42:21 GMT -5
He's trying to get him a push. The last guy he kidnapped was Austin Theory & look what happened...
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 24, 2022 16:22:38 GMT -5
He did it for The Rock….he did it for the people.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 24, 2022 16:29:03 GMT -5
25.) he really, really hated that "hoo-rahh!" catchphrase miz used to have.
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Post by booman on Aug 24, 2022 16:31:47 GMT -5
7)ARMBAR...wait, wrong list. The genius of this deserves more love and respect
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The Foreigner™: PreSZN
Don Corleone
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
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Post by The Foreigner™: PreSZN on Aug 24, 2022 17:16:13 GMT -5
26. Dex is a massive MJF mark and believes taking Miz out of the equation could help get Max to WWE
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 24, 2022 17:22:23 GMT -5
27. He was a huge fan of Tough Enough and he really wants to meet Al Snow and he figured kidnapping a former Tough Enough contestant would help him do that and The Miz was the first former Tough Enough contestant he saw.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Aug 24, 2022 17:29:19 GMT -5
He actually thought he was kidnapping Howard the duck
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 24, 2022 17:44:49 GMT -5
29: Testicle envy
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Aug 24, 2022 17:54:48 GMT -5
30 he wanted to find out for himself just how microscopic the balls of The Miz are
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 24, 2022 17:55:43 GMT -5
4. He wants to know more about Woodstock 99 31. He wanted to find out if KoRn really Kicked That Ass.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Aug 24, 2022 17:56:36 GMT -5
32. He's a zombie from that movie last year back for revenge.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 24, 2022 18:14:33 GMT -5
Maryse is paying him
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Aug 24, 2022 18:15:39 GMT -5
34 Miz didn't call hamburgers steamed hams
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Aug 24, 2022 18:36:10 GMT -5
35. Lumis found out that The Cake is A Lie
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 24, 2022 19:15:49 GMT -5
34 Miz didn't call hamburgers steamed hams 36. Miz bought fast food and disguised it as his own cooking and Lumis won't stand for that kind of deceitfulness.
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Post by Andew9001 on Aug 24, 2022 19:43:10 GMT -5
37. Miz leaves bad reviews on Yelp
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Post by rainandlava on Aug 24, 2022 20:57:36 GMT -5
He thought The Miz was the IRL Johnny Cage.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 24, 2022 21:05:42 GMT -5
39. The Miz owes him money.
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Post by saneiac on Aug 24, 2022 22:16:23 GMT -5
40. He saw Miz and Maryse's parody of John Cena and Nikki Bella, and felt the need to fight back on behalf of emotionless robotic guys everywhere
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Aug 25, 2022 3:46:51 GMT -5
41. The ring came off his pudding can and he heard Miz has a pen Knife.
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