Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

[Kalmia]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

I doubt they were breaking down any doors in that case

[ace]

twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1567592520464625670?s=21&t=

Stop putting your title on an unathletic toothpick in his 40s

Actually just stop booking him altogether 

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Uh, if it helps, I asked MidJourney to weigh in on all of this. Here were some of its thoughts:

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

Which takes a flamethrower to the "Bucks kicked down the door and went after Punk" narrative. If this is what happened, the Bucks went through proper channels and got somebody above them.

[XIII]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:30 GMT -5 Mecca said:

Sept 7, 2022 14:09:36 GMT -5 DrBackflipsHoffman said:

how'd they quantify that measurement

He talked to the 3 people he knows in the locker room, wrote down what they said then tried to use his math skills to get a number when in reality he didn't ask everyone that works there and who knows what everyone actually thinks.

He pretty much admitted the other day that he doesn’t know shit so probably.

[Zone Was Wrong]

Sept 7, 2022 14:14:04 GMT -5 Mecca said:

Am I the only person who finds SRS more annoying than Meltzer?

Nah, I appreciate SRS. As a journalist myself, I feel for the dude. Meltzer rambles and has some weird ass views. SRS on twitter can be abrasive but I totally get why.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

Look, if your boss came into your locker room after you invited them and were accompanied by the company's lawyer you'd throw hands too.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Was it true that he's a no stripe white belt? Hell I've got a stripe on my Jiu Jitsu white belt and I've only been doing it for 3 months. The first stripe is basically acknowledging you've learned a few things.

[Killah Ray]

Sept 7, 2022 14:17:49 GMT -5 YAKMAN is ICHIBAN said:

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

Jesus now we're talking about decapitations.

Ace Steel is one hungry bastard....

[Final Countdown Jones]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

Yeah that's massive! It means Alvarez is implying that a Havard-educated lawyer was the Adam Cole fourth in the superkick party to ram down the door and then entered in there threatening Punk, a dog, and a woman with a broken foot. That she was involved in some real goon squad intimidation shit and an overreach of professional authority.

Surely. Surely that's the specific thing he's implying here.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

It would heavily exonerate The Bucks in how much blame they have in this situation, especially "Kicking the door down"

Would make Punk's side look even shittier.

[Killah Ray]

Sept 7, 2022 14:18:20 GMT -5 carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) said:

Uh, if it helps, I asked MidJourney to weigh in on all of this. Here were some of its thoughts:

Punk has wrinkly old balls for a chin...

[Final Countdown Jones]

WHEN A DOG IS BACKED INTO A CORNER THAT DOG IS GOING TO BITE

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

[One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs]

I can't believe the FBI raided CM Punk's locker room and Megha signed the warrant

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 7, 2022 14:18:17 GMT -5 ace said:

Stop putting your title on an unathletic toothpick in his 40s

Actually just stop booking him altogether 

Kinda crazy that even if the media scrum doesn't happen, CM Punk might have had to immediately give up the world title after winning it due to injury for a second time in a row.

I have to imagine he's being stripped tonight though injury or not due to the situation and we just get a straight up new world champion soon

[Gawk Rivers]

Megha Parekh headbutted the door open and Larry bolted out the window

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Sept 7, 2022 14:19:32 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Sept 7, 2022 14:16:50 GMT -5 Fade said:

Alvarez is saying the head of legal Harvard woman (forgot her name) went into the room WITH the young bucks. Not later.

That’s huge.

Yeah that's massive! It means Alvarez is implying that a Havard-educated lawyer was the Adam Cole fourth in the superkick party to ram down the door and then entered in there threatening Punk, a dog, and a woman with a broken foot. That she was involved in some real goon squad intimidation shit and an overreach of professional authority.

Surely. Surely that's the specific thing he's implying here.

There's an old legal saying

"When the law is on your side, pound the law. When the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If neither the facts nor the law are on your side, superkick party a door down."

[Chiral]

I'll be Chicago's new AEW #1 person I'm kinda from there and I probably won't go on a rant on camera about how much I hate my coworkers

[Fade]

Sept 7, 2022 14:20:49 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

WHEN A DOG IS BACKED INTO A CORNER THAT DOG IS GOING TO BITE

Omggggg hahahahahahaha 😂