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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 7, 2022 18:28:34 GMT -5
Every time something happens this whole "back a dog into a corner" shit looks even more hilarious. Kenny was such a tough guy brute that he threw himself in to rescue a dog from the violence. THIS is your goon squad! DONT PUSH ME CAUSE IM SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 7, 2022 18:28:44 GMT -5
In my mind, it all looked like this  Note, I said in MY mind |
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Post by Fade on Sept 7, 2022 18:28:54 GMT -5
This is the wildest story in the history of our great sport
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Sept 7, 2022 18:29:07 GMT -5
Anyone ever eat Crumbl Cookie? One opened by me last week and I ate one of the cookies (French Toast) and I'm nearly in a diabetic coma from the sugar. Like I really wanna nap, that was a fat ass cookie. They're fairly expensive, but damn if they don't eat like a meal sometimes. Those are some *hefty* cookies. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 18:29:09 GMT -5
kenny saving larry has to be the funniest f***ing part of all of this
imagine going to save a dog and trying not to get bitten then you see some f***ing dude bite you instead
i cannot handle this shit
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Post by RKTaker on Sept 7, 2022 18:29:11 GMT -5
I think if a report came out that the dog was armed, I’d buy it. SRS: So it turns out Larry had a knife. SNIPS: The DOG had a knife?! SRS: Ah boy. He was ready to f***ing cut somebody in there. Nick: ah what a cute dog Matt:Careful Nick he's got a knife Larry: what? what no i don't |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 18:29:26 GMT -5
I wonder if that’s why Punk & Kenny allegedly ended up “having a fruitless talk” afterwards according to rumors. Cuz he saved his dog. I mean….that would track. Like, Punk has a moment of…clairity?…after realizing Omega probably just saved what is essentially his and April’s child from likely being stomped in the fracas but after that initial clairity he couldn’t let his stubbornness go and the convo ultimately got nowhere. I know we’re basing this on POORLY sourced/suspect Twitter rumors but…would that even crack the top 20 most unbelievable things to happen since Sunday night/Monday morning? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:02 GMT -5
This is the wildest story in the history of our great sport And the wildest thread in the history of our forum. I can't wait to tell my great-great-grandchildren about it. |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:02 GMT -5
CM Punk:  He punched Jake Hager? Goddamnit beat me to it 😂 |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:11 GMT -5
We all know Kenny was just dropping Larry's guard so he could hit him with the One-Winged Angel.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:17 GMT -5
This story gets crazier and crazier every ten minutes lol
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Post by Daddy Demented on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:22 GMT -5
Kenny: alright lil guy let's get ya out Larry who instigated all this shit: fank u 🐶 Never trust a dog.
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:39 GMT -5
I wonder if that’s why Punk & Kenny allegedly ended up “having a fruitless talk” afterwards according to rumors. Cuz he saved his dog. I mean….that would track. Like, Punk has a moment of…clairity?…after realizing Omega probably just saved what is essentially his and April’s child from likely being stomped in the fracas but after that initial clairity he couldn’t let his stubbornness go and the convo ultimately got nowhere. I know we’re basing this on POORLY sourced/suspect Twitter rumors but…would that even crack the top 20 most unbelievable things to happen since Sunday night/Monday morning? This entire thing is a BTE bit from the NJPW days |
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Sept 7, 2022 18:30:53 GMT -5
"Dog bites man" ? That's not a new story. "Man bites Kenny Omega while he's saving another Man's Dog"? Now THAT'S NEWS! Just when you think it can't get better I'm just glad I had a chance to make SOME type of use for this journalism degree. I was mad that I haven't been able to shoe horn a "CM Strunk & White" reference into this thread until right now. |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 7, 2022 18:31:25 GMT -5
I think if a report came out that the dog was armed, I’d buy it. SRS: So it turns out Larry had a knife. SNIPS: The DOG had a knife?! SRS: Ah boy. He was ready to f***ing cut somebody in there. Nick: ah what a cute dog Matt:Careful Nick he's got a knife Larry: what? what no i don't The dog being able to talk also would not surprise me at this point. |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 18:31:26 GMT -5
This is the wildest story in the history of our great sport And the wildest thread in the history of our forum. I can't wait to tell my great-great-grandchildren about it. I’ve been waiting until this weekend to tell my son about the Punk stuff and I’m trying to figure out how to work this thread into it Dead ass. |
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Post by Fade on Sept 7, 2022 18:31:46 GMT -5
This is the wildest story in the history of our great sport And the wildest thread in the history of our forum. I can't wait to tell my great-great-grandchildren about it. “and then the blonde curly haired man got bit by a man after saving an ugly dog” Fade jr jr: MAAAwwwm he’s talking about it againnn! |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 7, 2022 18:32:12 GMT -5
I can't wait for the Young Bucks vs. HATEBREED vs. Kenny Omega & Larry match.
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Post by Fade on Sept 7, 2022 18:32:28 GMT -5
I mean….that would track. Like, Punk has a moment of…clairity?…after realizing Omega probably just saved what is essentially his and April’s child from likely being stomped in the fracas but after that initial clairity he couldn’t let his stubbornness go and the convo ultimately got nowhere. I know we’re basing this on POORLY sourced/suspect Twitter rumors but…would that even crack the top 20 most unbelievable things to happen since Sunday night/Monday morning? This entire thing is a BTE bit from the NJPW days Bruh I’m willing to bet tama WAS there |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Sept 7, 2022 18:32:40 GMT -5
There's a legit chance we can pass the WM32 thread and please let's do it because that show was so ass
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