ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 8:33:59 GMT -5
Gotta believe that MJF has been given instructions on what he can and can't mention. He's the last person to be allowed to have a live mic without restrictions. *Max Caster has entered the chat*
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 8:34:32 GMT -5
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 7, 2022 8:47:31 GMT -5
I think anyone going in expecting two hours of straight shooting and red hot takes is going to be disappointed.
A good wrestling show is what's needed and what I think they'll be doing. Too much of a potential legal cloud over things.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 9:09:41 GMT -5
Dynamite opens with Punk in the ring, mid-promo:
"-you think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That dirtsheet rumor! Are you telling me that a rumor just happens to spread like that? No! He orchestrated it! Colt! He shares a bank account with his mother! And I tagged with him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own stable! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in ROH, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of his mother's purse! But not our Scotty! Couldn't be precious Scotty! Stealing her blind! And he gets to be a wrestler!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-"
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Sept 7, 2022 9:14:54 GMT -5
If there's one thing AEW is very good at it's the bounce back following a calamity, I don't think they've had anything this calamitous so hopefully they put on an ultra good show here.
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Post by polarbearpete on Sept 7, 2022 9:18:21 GMT -5
Will this be the Dynamite that finally defeats Raw in the overall viewership? They haven’t been in the same realm lately so most likely not unless Raw had crazy low viewership due to Labor Day.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 7, 2022 9:21:26 GMT -5
Moxley appears with the world title as if All Out never happened.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 9:26:06 GMT -5
Light the fuse, bring the boom We're eatin' muffins and fighting in the locker room
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Sept 7, 2022 9:34:15 GMT -5
Chocolate chip muffins for everyone tonight folks.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 7, 2022 9:35:35 GMT -5
Very curious if we see both the World Title and Trios Titles vacated... if you wanted to do a Trios Championship match on the show, Death Triangle vs Best Friends is already booked...
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Sept 7, 2022 9:38:15 GMT -5
If I'm in charge this is what I'm doing before the show tonight.
The Elite: Suspended without pay and relieved of EVP Duties for three weeks.
Punk: Suspended without pay for three months, stripped of championship and if he goes to rant online his contract will be terminated immediately.
Steele: Fired immediately and barred from appearing 10 miles near any AEW Show and if he does he will be arrested and sent to jail.
Put down your precious drugs, quit worrying about hurting others feelings and be a ******* boss Tony!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 9:44:16 GMT -5
If I'm in charge this is what I'm doing before the show tonight. The Elite: Suspended without pay and relieved of EVP Duties for three weeks. Punk: Suspended without pay for three months, stripped of championship and if he goes to rant online his contract will be terminated immediately. Steele: Fired immediately and barred from appearing 10 miles near any AEW Show and if he does he will be arrested and sent to jail. Put down your precious drugs, quit worrying about hurting others feelings and be a ******* boss Tony! I'd also have Wardlow powerbomb Sammy Guevara 54 times (this is my last 54 joke, I promise)
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 7, 2022 9:52:44 GMT -5
Chocolate chip muffins for everyone tonight folks. “WE WANT MUF-FINS!” *clap clap clapclapclap*
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 7, 2022 9:53:14 GMT -5
If I'm in charge this is what I'm doing before the show tonight. The Elite: Suspended without pay and relieved of EVP Duties for three weeks. Punk: Suspended without pay for three months, stripped of championship and if he goes to rant online his contract will be terminated immediately. Steele: Fired immediately and barred from appearing 10 miles near any AEW Show and if he does he will be arrested and sent to jail. Put down your precious drugs, quit worrying about hurting others feelings and be a ******* boss Tony! I'd also have Wardlow powerbomb Sammy Guevara 54 times (this is my last 54 joke, I promise) Larry The Dog will also piss on him for good measure.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 7, 2022 9:53:45 GMT -5
Gotta believe that MJF has been given instructions on what he can and can't mention. He's the last person to be allowed to have a live mic without restrictions. *Max Caster has entered the chat* JR: E--eEy LIiShen
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 7, 2022 10:04:11 GMT -5
I'd start it with Smart Mark Sterling sat at a desk, muffins to the side seriously talking directly to camera.
You may have heard about certain controversial events that occurred this weekend. Events that may yet end in a court of law. Here in aew we have a zero tolerance policy of such actions. Anybody found to act in such a way will be face swift and severe disciplinary action.
The popular song "American Pie" is the intellectual property of Don McLean and Capitol Records and no aew wrestler will sing it without their express written permission.
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Post by markymark on Sept 7, 2022 10:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by johncasey on Sept 7, 2022 10:08:20 GMT -5
Very curious if we see both the World Title and Trios Titles vacated... if you wanted to do a Trios Championship match on the show, Death Triangle vs Best Friends is already booked... I was thinking the same thing, could we see TK making an announcement at the start of of the show. Like Vince when he announced the change to the Attitude Era
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 10:08:21 GMT -5
Wow, I can't wait. MJF vs. Buff Bagwell is one of my dream matches.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 7, 2022 10:10:59 GMT -5
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