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Post by Cry Me a Lizuka #BLM on Sept 21, 2022 1:34:00 GMT -5
I largely don't buy the whole Epstein was murdered thing for a mix of...
1), If it were just some random person under the same circumstances no one would question it because he had ample reasons to kill himself under the circumstances and the prison system absolutely sucks so a total institutional failure like that is pretty much to be expected fairly routinely.
2), Pretty much any names he could name have been publicly linked to him anyway and nothing whatsoever's come of it.
3), If the whole point was to get him out of the picture why's Maxwell still alive and kicking?
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 21, 2022 1:41:25 GMT -5
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 21, 2022 3:27:46 GMT -5
This is wacky as all hell & completely off the wall which is why I love it
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Fundertaker
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 21, 2022 3:57:28 GMT -5
The dead internet theory. Not that I believe in any of it, but it would be an amazing concept to expand in a sci-fi movie/novel.
(for those that don't know it, the theory says that all the content on the internet is produced by bots and AI because they became so good at it at the turn of the decade or something. Imagining a future where this does happen and the world is mostly unaware of it... thus quite a sinister sci-fi setting can be used just like that)
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 21, 2022 7:06:56 GMT -5
That the world is flat and Australia doesn’t exist. Which of course means Kirk Lazarus was a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude who didn’t exist. Is it that Australia doesn't exist? I always thought it was Antarctica that doesn't exist. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 21, 2022 9:33:00 GMT -5
A pinball game with a killer theme song. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 21, 2022 9:38:26 GMT -5
That the Meyerling Incident was actually an assassination. Brief review: crown prince Rudolph, heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary, was found dead of a suicide-murder pact in the royal hunting lodge of Meyerling along with his lover. That’s the official explanation. However, Rudolph was known to espouse liberal politics and even advocated for further federalizing the empire. According to Kimg Edward of Britain, Rudolph had confided to him that once he was on the throne he intended to sign on to the entente treaties that pulled the UK, France, and Russia into an alliance. Goes without saying, there were elements that would have wanted Rudolph out of the way. So the theory has lingered that Rudolph and his lover were ambushed in his bed chambers, she was murdered first and he was forced to write a fake suicide note before being killed himself.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 21, 2022 9:53:26 GMT -5
Is it that Australia doesn't exist? I always thought it was Antarctica that doesn't exist. Never heard of the Antartica variation, but there's various conspiracy theories that posit – amongst others – Australia, Finland, Wyoming, Idaho, Tlaxcala (Mexico), Acre (Brazil), and Murcia (Spain) don't exist. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 21, 2022 9:59:57 GMT -5
Paul is Dead. Courtney killed Kurt. Taylor/Kanye was a work. I definitely buy that last one. Taylor can’t be taking herself *that* seriously 24/7. Everyone already accepts and knows Ye has no chill. MTV wanted to crown Taylor as the next pop darling. They decided to get creative with it by giving her a villain to ruin her night. Ye has no chill, yes, so he made the perfect heel. And he was probably game for it cause he knew that, and that any press is good press, etc. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 21, 2022 10:01:14 GMT -5
I will provide this disclaimer...
There's quite a few I would acknowledge, but they're probably FAN unfriendly.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Sept 21, 2022 10:03:45 GMT -5
The only recent one I can say that hasn't been said is the Will Smith/Chris Rock fiasco from the Oscars was scripted/staged/a work. Oscars have always tried to get moments that get them trending and people talking as of late. Another example is the wrong movie wining best picture a few years ago, something else I believe was also staged. If there's anyone that can make you bite on it being real, it's Hollywood actors. Michael Jordan getting busted for gambling on games and that’s why his weird sojourn into minor league baseball began. I've never heard this and honestly... this makes sense of something that at the time did not make sense. I love this theory. A pinball game with a killer theme song. YOU GOT THE POWER... |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 21, 2022 10:05:09 GMT -5
Is it that Australia doesn't exist? I always thought it was Antarctica that doesn't exist. Never heard of the Antartica variation, but there's various conspiracy theories that posit – amongst others – Australia, Finland, Wyoming, Idaho, Tlaxcala (Mexico), Acre (Brazil), and Murcia (Spain) don't exist. Well Wyoming doesn't exist. That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just common sense. |
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Post by Futureraven: Britain's Butt on Sept 21, 2022 10:36:58 GMT -5
Is it that Australia doesn't exist? I always thought it was Antarctica that doesn't exist. Never heard of the Antartica variation, but there's various conspiracy theories that posit – amongst others – Australia, Finland, Wyoming, Idaho, Tlaxcala (Mexico), Acre (Brazil), and Murcia (Spain) don't exist. |
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 21, 2022 15:31:09 GMT -5
Jeffrey Epstein was murdered to keep him from talking. There’s waaaaay too much there for it to have been a simple suicide. Who did it we’ll probably never know, but he was definitely taken out. Michael Jordan getting busted for gambling on games and that’s why his weird sojourn into minor league baseball began. It was his Dad who got busted. For Epstein, you mean to tell me that the guards at his cell decided to go take a walk, the camera monitor went out and those watching it fell asleep at the desk, all at the same time? I’ve gone around a bit on the idea, actually. I still consider it the less likely scenario. But everything I have read of him paints the kind of person who, once he knew his number was up, would decide to flip one last giant middle finger to the entire world. And so I think it’s not unrealistic to suggest he paid off the guards to just give him a few minutes alone. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 21, 2022 16:38:13 GMT -5
Epstein killed himself because the idea of prison for a rich guy who was used to living in luxury would have been intolerable.
The idea of cameras being on the fritz and guards doing other shit is not unreasonable when you consider that most bureaucracies rarely run smoothly.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Sept 21, 2022 16:39:20 GMT -5
What about the theory that one of the Olsen twins killed Heath Ledger?
Or the wacky theory that Nancy Reagan framed Sid Vicious for the murder of Nancy. Then had Sid killed. And Hinkly shot Ronald Reagan not cause he was a Jodie Foster fan,but cause Hinkley was a huge Sex Pistols fan.
ya that last one I got from a comedy song. But it makes me laugh.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Sept 21, 2022 16:40:39 GMT -5
Also forgot this one.
Brian Christopher was murdered in jail. Heard Jerry has people looking into this. But this is one I am not sure about. Do find it odd that it happened,IE Grandmaster Sexy killing himself in lock up. But who knows.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Sept 21, 2022 16:51:16 GMT -5
When I worked at Blockbuster one of our managers had a really weird theory (which she acknowledged as being batshit insane) that Dave Grohl killed Kurt Cobain. It was more of a thought exercise than anything else but it was always a hoot to me
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Sept 21, 2022 17:07:57 GMT -5
Also forgot this one. Brian Christopher was murdered in jail. Heard Jerry has people looking into this. But this is one I am not sure about. Do find it odd that it happened,IE Grandmaster Sexy killing himself in lock up. But who knows. It does make me wonder. I mean he was in jail for a DUI, that's not something people typically kill themselves in jail over. I think maybe he got in a fight with another inmate who killed him and the cops covered it up because it was embarrassing for them. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 21, 2022 17:12:56 GMT -5
A new one cropped up that just tickled me: The MCs from Los Angeles Hip-Hop sextet Jurassic 5 - Chali 2na, Akil the MC, Zaakir aka Soup and Marc 7 - are all actually other rappers who are believed to be dead. Akil is allegedly Tupac and Soup is a now-skinny Biggie. The other two are members of Tupac's former group The Outlawz. They wanted to escape the limelight, but still record and perform in the same exact job field. The problem is that the J5 supergroup formed in 1994-95 after years of performing separately as the Unity Committee and Rebels of Rhythm. None of the supposed death faker rappers were killed until 1996. I once tried to add some fuel to the fire by tongue-in-cheek suggesting that fellow group member, DJ Cut Chemist, must be Kurt Cobain. As far as stupid music ones go the one about the current Andrew WK being a fake after the real one died. Especially stupid because a good portion of people reading this probably never even heard of Andrew WK. Also, Stephen King killing John Lennon. Neither conspiracy is really fun. Just extremely stupid. |
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