Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jun 3, 2024 13:14:16 GMT -5
I have no hair on the top of my head, do I get to use the B Word?
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Post by Medium Rare, Trash Just Like U on Jun 3, 2024 13:16:19 GMT -5
Someone: (says something negative about a band I like on Last.fm)
Teenage me: (tries figuring out a way to destroy this person's entire life)
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 3, 2024 13:17:37 GMT -5
this "calling someone bald is akin to slurs" thing has happened a few times over the last year or so and I don't really get it. nobody is making fun of this guy because he doesn't have hair, he just doesn't and his partner does. we've had several wrestlers straight up call him FTR Bald themselves on the show! dude went out of his way to be a dick to someone who wasn't talking to him and the fan didn't just sit down and apologize for saying nothing wrong. i get that you might be self conscious about losing your hair or think of losing your hair as making you less manly or something but i promise nobody gives a shit. most men don't tie their existence to their hair or lack of it lol. Well, there was that guy who did JFK Zapruder Film analysis on everyone's hairlines...
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 3, 2024 13:18:05 GMT -5
besides, who has time for hair. we should all shave our heads and save money on shampoo. we can use that Shampoo Savings (Trademark) on FTR merchandise!
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 3, 2024 13:18:32 GMT -5
this "calling someone bald is akin to slurs" thing has happened a few times over the last year or so and I don't really get it. nobody is making fun of this guy because he doesn't have hair, he just doesn't and his partner does. we've had several wrestlers straight up call him FTR Bald themselves on the show! dude went out of his way to be a dick to someone who wasn't talking to him and the fan didn't just sit down and apologize for saying nothing wrong. i get that you might be self conscious about losing your hair or think of losing your hair as making you less manly or something but i promise nobody gives a shit. most men don't tie their existence to their hair or lack of it lol. Well, there was that guy who did JFK Zapruder Film analysis on everyone's hairlines... I was just reminded of this but I don't think I was around for it.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 3, 2024 13:51:06 GMT -5
Dax, here’s the golden red nose, welcome to the Bozo hall of fame!
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 3, 2024 14:57:01 GMT -5
Dax, here’s the golden red nose, welcome to the Bozo hall of fame! They should never have made Dax Doink.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 3, 2024 15:28:44 GMT -5
Wait, other people are calling them Hair and Bald?
Did it come from here and spread or did we get it from somewhere else ?
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Post by Medium Rare, Trash Just Like U on Jun 3, 2024 15:29:20 GMT -5
Wait, other people are calling them Hair and Bald? Did it come from here and spread or did we get it from somewhere else ? I believe it was Danhausen who started it.
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Kalmia
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Post by Kalmia on Jun 3, 2024 15:50:52 GMT -5
Yeah it was Danhausen.
Anyone who says FTR Bald should really stop because it's rude.
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Post by daaave on Jun 3, 2024 15:53:04 GMT -5
I thought the 2 guys from Voices of Wrestling started it?
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 3, 2024 15:54:36 GMT -5
Wait, other people are calling them Hair and Bald? Did it come from here and spread or did we get it from somewhere else ? I believe it was Danhausen who started it. And that built on a frequent accusation they had no individual character to help remember which was which. I believe that started at nxt London where the crowd chanted "which ones dash, which ones dawson?. Calling them Hair and bald is the natural answer to those questions.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jun 3, 2024 15:56:00 GMT -5
I've also seen some people call Cash "FTR Gun".
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 3, 2024 16:02:28 GMT -5
Personally I do think the whole Bald / Hair joke is kind of dumb and forced, but you have to seriously reach to be offended by it. It'd be one thing if people were constantly ascribing Dax being an idiot to the fact that he's bald or he had some open insecurity about it with people continually cruelly beating him over the head with it, but it's just a guy who is bald and has at times leaned into the fact that he is bald being called bald because that's basically the only meaningful visual distinction between him and his tag partner.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 3, 2024 16:34:49 GMT -5
I knew this was coming after that Collision promo lmfao
Dax was reaching "I'M NOT OWNED" levels with it and I knew he wouldn't be able to hold back, dude never knows when to stop, and he really should learn.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 3, 2024 16:36:28 GMT -5
Dax should quit twitter after this one he's done I'm also dying at the "Dude someone called you Malakai Wack" comment
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 3, 2024 16:38:03 GMT -5
FTR Hair and FTR Bald because one of them has hair and one of them is bald. It's an "I'm not learning which one is which" at worse. Like you're in your own post disassembling the logic on "Well FTR Hair isn't an insult" and almost getting it, but then veering off at the last minute to just clam up and stop thinking about it any deeper because it might lead you down the path to understanding it. Don't even know where to start with the absolute bollocks you're waffling about at the end there and the condescending f***ing way you're doing it. You haven't cracked some code, I know where the Bald and Hair thing originates and why some people say it, despite the fact they look and work nothing alike, but if you're of the impression that being called "Hair" is the same insult as being called "Bald" and think that people don't use the "Bald" thing to rag on Dax, who I'm pretty sure has said he doesn't really care for it, then you're a bit thick. Now bounce and don't ever quote me again. FTR Bald and FTR Hair came from Danhausen jokes, and Dax even made it a shirt This is... a really unhinged post about a dumb nickname that wasn't even condescending and FTR themselves embraced. It's not that serious man.
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Post by “Max Landis DickOnya” on Jun 3, 2024 17:19:05 GMT -5
Guy said “don’t quote me or my son ever again!”
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 3, 2024 17:33:51 GMT -5
Dax Harwood looks like he rage quits and acts sullen when his nephew beats him in Smash.
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 3, 2024 18:16:20 GMT -5
Dax Harwood looks like he rage quits and acts sullen when his nephew beats him in Smash. And you just know he exclusively mains Ganondorf and spams forward smash then wonders why he loses.
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