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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 8, 2022 19:37:59 GMT -5
They redeemed Man Ape in Black Panther. Wonder if they could do something with Mandrill? Maybe just an episode of She Hulk making every kind of fun of him. Well they'd have to get rid of the whole r*** issue to say the least. They managed to do it for The Purple Man where that is also basically his only power >_> But it would probably be redundant after Kilgrave.
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Post by XIII on Nov 8, 2022 19:44:47 GMT -5
Fight Club 2: Return To Ikea
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 8, 2022 19:51:28 GMT -5
Well they'd have to get rid of the whole r*** issue to say the least. They managed to do it for The Purple Man where that is also basically his only power >_> But it would probably be redundant after Kilgrave. Yeah, but Kilgrave doesn't look like a literal African monkey-man. (who was born to white parents on top) (Someone is going to take this out of context to make me look bad aren't they?)
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 8, 2022 22:00:22 GMT -5
They managed to do it for The Purple Man where that is also basically his only power >_> But it would probably be redundant after Kilgrave. Yeah, but Kilgrave doesn't look like a literal African monkey-man. (who was born to white parents on top) (Someone is going to take this out of context to make me look bad aren't they?) Hope not. Not your fault someone wrote that crap in the first place. But yeah a black man born to white parents who later turns into a literal monkey man who can uses his pheromones to control women. Kind of interested to see if Feige and Co. could do anything to redeem that.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 8, 2022 22:18:44 GMT -5
Godzilla’s Day Out
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 8, 2022 23:26:49 GMT -5
Home Alone 4: Neverland Ranch.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 8, 2022 23:31:09 GMT -5
I got one worse: “Geoffrey St. John the Movie”.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 8, 2022 23:43:12 GMT -5
Firelord, but it's just a five minute origin montage followed by 85 minutes of getting beat up by Spider-Man.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 8, 2022 23:53:55 GMT -5
Snake is back in.....Escape From New Hampshire.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 9, 2022 3:25:27 GMT -5
John Wick 0, which is two concurrent plots. One is some dogs having sex and one of them eventually giving birth to a litter of puppies, the other is several mob bosses relaxing in their office because nobody is coming to assassinate them
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Dr. T is an alien
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 9, 2022 15:02:46 GMT -5
A sequel to Ocean’s Eleven where by some contrived series of events they have to give back all the money they made from the previous film, making it completely irrelevant. They also have to contend with a rival thief who can steal things by breakdancing through moving laser beams and having Julia Roberts’ character pretend to be Julia Roberts. I have to admit, I'd watch that. Not religiously, mind you, but it's fun enough to spend a couple of hours on. Some moments are better than others, mind you. I was slightly disappointed Katherine Zeta-Jones did not reference Entrapment in any way, however, since she was also chasing a master thief in that film too while being more than a little shady herself.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 9, 2022 15:09:16 GMT -5
Star Peace. Luke just decides to go into farming instead of training the next generation of Jedi. No, it should not be that he decides to go into farming. It should be that he's stuck on Tatooine since there is no rebellion nor an Imperial Academy to take him away from the planet that rain forgot. As a result, he tries to escape the life as a moisture farmer by converting old moisture farming equipment into massive vaping units that can get entire crowds high AF in an attempt to become the King of Raves on Tatooine. His only problems is that he runs afoul because he becomes competition for Jabba's spice ring.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 9, 2022 15:41:48 GMT -5
Yeah, but Kilgrave doesn't look like a literal African monkey-man. (who was born to white parents on top) (Someone is going to take this out of context to make me look bad aren't they?) Hope not. Not your fault someone wrote that crap in the first place. But yeah a black man born to white parents who later turns into a literal monkey man who can uses his pheromones to control women. Kind of interested to see if Feige and Co. could do anything to redeem that. Like, "Falcon was a pimp and Red Skull used mind control on him to make him forget so he could become Captain America's sidekick because reasons", I assume they'll just not touch it and ignore that.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 9, 2022 16:02:14 GMT -5
Hope not. Not your fault someone wrote that crap in the first place. But yeah a black man born to white parents who later turns into a literal monkey man who can uses his pheromones to control women. Kind of interested to see if Feige and Co. could do anything to redeem that. Like, "Falcon was a pimp and Red Skull used mind control on him to make him forget so he could become Captain America's sidekick because reasons", I assume they'll just not touch it and ignore that. I think Marvel comics decided to drop that whole angle. Of course with how Marvel comics is run now some writer who thought that was the greatest plot twist ever will bring it back and no editor would have the balls to tell him no.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 9, 2022 16:24:01 GMT -5
The rehabilitation of Man-Ape from problematic villain to lovable protagonist is one of the best ever rehab jobs done by the MCU of something from the comics.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 9, 2022 16:26:59 GMT -5
Ferris Bueller's Colonoscopy
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Post by Scooterdust on Nov 9, 2022 17:49:28 GMT -5
Tye-Dye Hard: McClane & company need to stop a splinter cell of in-store Easter bunnies planning to damage to the country with their egg coloring kits.
Cold Fuzz: The Sandford Police Service find themselves amidst another conspiracy, but in Alaska, where the annual CopCon is taking place, but not a single person realized that just across the hall, in the Regency Room, ExConCon is taking place at the same time.
Ocean's 5.5: It takes place in Oz, 'nuff said.
Machete Kills Time: Just 90 minutes of Danny Trejo in a rocking chair, giving you that menacing gaze until the last 2 minutes, where he starts laughing and thanks us for wasting time with him.
Almighty Then: Bruce Nolan and Evan Baxter reunite to take down a disillusioned satanist who, after being confronted by Lucifer himself, is granted all of Satan's power to see if he can be a better Beelzebub than him.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 9, 2022 17:54:21 GMT -5
This is not my idea, but I think it definitely qualifies:
"I think in the next Tomb Raider game, Lara Croft should get breast cancer."
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Nov 9, 2022 19:15:37 GMT -5
Ferris Bueller's Colonoscopy Ferris Bueller 3: Ferris Drives in the Irish Countryside
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Nov 9, 2022 21:31:53 GMT -5
Santa with Incontinence: a sequel to Santa with Muscles where Hogan keeps talking about how he really has to go to the bathroom.
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