Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Nov 10, 2022 10:21:48 GMT -5
Sorry, I had to.
Kid: Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa. Vince: Oh, sonny, those were crazy times! Johnny Ace and I were out of control, dammit. We used to hire random models with no wrestling background. We used an online generator to give developmental guys new names. We'd book John Cena and Batista to beat everyone on the roster,dammit! Kid: Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. Vince: It was gay! But, back then we called it "sports-entertainment". It was real, good old-fashioned "grab a big muscled guy and shove him down everyone's throat" gay, not today's fancy, vanilla midget, flippy-floppy indy gay, dammit. People got their signs confiscated back then! Kid: That's gay. Vince: Yeah, it was pretty gay.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 10, 2022 10:35:42 GMT -5
Who wants to hear about my massive grapefruits and then watch Stand Back?
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 12, 2022 9:08:17 GMT -5
Vince: Who's ready to injest some sustenence from this giving of thanks season? I can't wait to masticate and digest this wild poultry. I'm going to compromised to a permanent end this food for stuffing of birds, first in my digestive tract and then into the waste reciptical in the water closet. I just hope I don't intake too much nourishment and have to go to the local medical facility.
Everyone else: What the f*** are you talking about?
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Post by CubsFan71 on Nov 13, 2022 0:00:57 GMT -5
I remember Shane saying his kids used to text Vince booking ideas all the time. I hate how much sense this makes
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