Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 10, 2022 15:59:31 GMT -5
….can’t be any worse than that batshit nuts Undertaker comic from the late 90s.
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Post by simplydurhamcalling on Nov 10, 2022 16:00:19 GMT -5
I support Jericho making this movie entirely because he'd have to go away for awhile to film it. I hadn't thought about it like that, yes please! |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Nov 10, 2022 16:24:45 GMT -5
I'll be there opening day like  |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Nov 10, 2022 16:52:06 GMT -5
This sounds like a terrible idea that could only take the form of a low budget vanity project undermined by the unrealistic aspirations of a lead star who is too married to his own ideas to compromise in all the ways he needs to to make a more watchable movie.
Which is to say, I'm so f***ing in, please make this happen and fuel bad movie nights for years to come.
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Nov 10, 2022 17:11:44 GMT -5
God dude I just read the entire article I'm in in love
WHAT IF PAINMAKER FALLS IN LOVE BUT SERIAL KILLS HER is a question I rly can't answer.
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 10, 2022 17:22:57 GMT -5
I don’t remember Batman, Superman or Spider-Man ever being this humble.
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A damn road sign
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Post by A damn road sign on Nov 10, 2022 18:32:47 GMT -5
I know he won’t want to hear it or in fact even take it into account, but somebody really needs to let Jericho know that this ‘Painmaker’ shit is not the deep nuanced character that he thinks it is.
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Post by The Captain on Nov 10, 2022 18:36:13 GMT -5
...Painmaker has an in-depth background story beyond "Getting under Okada's skin?"
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Post by Facetious on Nov 10, 2022 18:41:14 GMT -5
Watch this be so corny it's good. Jericho trying to act, Fozzy blaring during the killing scenes, Hager having a small role, etc.
Inject it into my veins
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Nov 10, 2022 18:42:33 GMT -5
...Painmaker has an in-depth background story beyond "Getting under Okada's skin?" I love that every Painmaker match now has to be thought of in the context of an intergalactic serial killer/debonaire lover. |
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Post by King Devitt: What Plants Crave on Nov 10, 2022 18:55:17 GMT -5
Dear Chris,
This character isn't nearly as cool as you think it is.
Also you look dumb with the bad make-up, and silly faces.
So,
PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE!
Sincerely,
Everyone (probably)
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Nov 10, 2022 18:59:55 GMT -5
Watch this be so corny it's good. Jericho trying to act, Fozzy blaring during the killing scenes, Hager having a small role, etc. Inject it into my veins Jericho could make something as gloriously cheese as the last twenty minutes of Rock & Roll Nightmare if he put his mind to it. |
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Post by XIII on Nov 10, 2022 19:50:55 GMT -5
Swerve: the Rock buys the rights to this bullshit and wins an Oscar for his portrayal of the Painmaker. LMAO
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Post by The Captain on Nov 10, 2022 21:19:48 GMT -5
Watch this be so corny it's good. Jericho trying to act, Fozzy blaring during the killing scenes, Hager having a small role, etc. Inject it into my veins If it's as over the top corny as that Guitar Wolf movie it could be pretty fun. |
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Post by Nosnorb on Nov 11, 2022 2:32:12 GMT -5
If this gets us a spinoff TV series starring Daddy Magic and Cool Hand, then I'm all for it.
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Post by FinalGwen on Nov 11, 2022 2:46:36 GMT -5
Ok so this is clearly stupid but if it means we get Okada as a dashing space detective tracking him down...
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 11, 2022 3:03:45 GMT -5
Man put basic make up on and a stupid hat and thinks it's a movie quality idea Ok To be fair some movies have been made with a lot less than that as the basis. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 11, 2022 11:00:23 GMT -5
The only AEW related movie I want to see in the works is Muffingate. I imagine it as being a Paul Thomas Anderson project. The opening is a long stedicam shot of Mindy’s Bakery making the pastries in the early morning hours. |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 11, 2022 11:10:46 GMT -5
Ok so this is clearly stupid but if it means we get Okada as a dashing space detective tracking him down... Make Toru Yano the Star Chief. |
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Post by fortknox on Nov 11, 2022 11:46:40 GMT -5
Chris... your character was a Clockwork Orange lookalike. Its like Sting wanting to make a movie where he is in make up but its about him fighting ghosts. To me Painmaker looks like a wannabe Spellbinder.  |
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