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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:27:58 GMT -5
Gotta give a shoutout to my favorite North Korea propaganda film that I checked to see if WCW owned the rights to because mods ily and they do not
If this exact style had a genre name it'd be Full Housecore
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:28:34 GMT -5
My favorite thing about stuff like this is that it always makes Hulk Rules sound like f***ing cavemen music God I know this is the least revolutionary opinion ever but Hulk Rules f***ing SUCKS dude THE HULKSTERS IN THE HOUSE *basic guitar riff CHECK HIM OUT CHECK HIM OUT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH GET ROUGH
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 22, 2022 17:28:51 GMT -5
What's with wrestling making insane music in Japan? My favorite thing about stuff like this is that it always makes Hulk Rules sound like f***ing cavemen music God I know this is the least revolutionary opinion ever but Hulk Rules f***ing SUCKS dude Like Hulk Rules is the epitome of Bad 90s Cheese without the charm. At least when the WWF did music, they TRIED(to a degree) in the 80s. There's a charm there. Like when Great Sasuke sung Ultimo Dragon's theme, which is I Spanish. Sasuke sung like shit but it's amazing.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:29:58 GMT -5
THE HULKSTERS IN THE HOUSE *basic guitar riff CHECK HIM OUT CHECK HIM OUT WHANANAH? Beach Patrol is absolutely hysterical in retrospect considering dude went on to own a restaurant by the beach with a f***ing insanely racist dress code
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:31:03 GMT -5
My favorite thing about stuff like this is that it always makes Hulk Rules sound like f***ing cavemen music God I know this is the least revolutionary opinion ever but Hulk Rules f***ing SUCKS dude Like Hulk Rules is the epitome of Bad 90s Cheese without the charm. At least when the WWF did music, they TRIED(to a degree) in the 80s. There's a charm there. Like when Great Sasuke sung Ultimo Dragon's theme, which is I Spanish. Sasuke sung like shit but it's amazing. He literally made up a whole story about a dead child so he could get his Bryan Adams on. Incredible moment in time.
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Post by Chiral on Nov 22, 2022 17:31:40 GMT -5
*holds up lighter as Hulkamaniac in Heaven plays
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2022 17:34:39 GMT -5
I always think about the part on Hulk Rules where Hulk goes, "HEY GIIIIIRLFRIEND."
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 22, 2022 17:38:19 GMT -5
Like Hulk Rules is the epitome of Bad 90s Cheese without the charm. At least when the WWF did music, they TRIED(to a degree) in the 80s. There's a charm there. Like when Great Sasuke sung Ultimo Dragon's theme, which is I Spanish. Sasuke sung like shit but it's amazing. He literally made up a whole story about a dead child so he could get his Bryan Adams on. Incredible moment in time. For an event, Summerslam '92, he WASN'T even booked on. Yes, he said he dedicated the song to a boy who died before Summerslam and said boy doesn't exist.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2022 17:38:24 GMT -5
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 22, 2022 17:39:09 GMT -5
I hope the episode begins with a cinematic from βearlier todayβ, where the custodian arrives first thing this morning, throws the breakers to switch in the power, the lights blink on one by one, the PA system kicks on, followed by the ring lighting. And there, in the ring, is Zoey Stark still cutting last weekβs promo.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:40:52 GMT -5
I still haven't seen that Zoey Starks promo but even the most forgiving ppl I know said it f***ing sucked so I rly need to LMAO
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Post by griti kitty on Nov 22, 2022 17:43:41 GMT -5
I still haven't seen that Zoey Starks promo but even the most forgiving ppl I know said it f***ing sucked so I rly need to LMAO You have to watch the full promo, the YouTube clip actually isn't bad because it cuts out the 5 minutes of rambling, while leaving in that she's UHDUHNIABUHL.
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 22, 2022 17:44:04 GMT -5
I still haven't seen that Zoey Starks promo but even the most forgiving ppl I know said it f***ing sucked so I rly need to LMAO Each and every one of you people must see it!
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Post by Chiral on Nov 22, 2022 17:45:00 GMT -5
I still haven't seen that Zoey Starks promo but even the most forgiving ppl I know said it f***ing sucked so I rly need to LMAO WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH UT PLEASE OH MY GOD
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2022 17:46:37 GMT -5
I still haven't seen that Zoey Starks promo but even the most forgiving ppl I know said it f***ing sucked so I rly need to LMAO It's the Karrion Kross vs. Madcap Moss I of promos.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:52:42 GMT -5
For the next 10 minutes this will be a Zoey Stark live reaction
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:55:15 GMT -5
TAPE SITTING
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2022 17:56:10 GMT -5
I liked Zoey's leather jacket. That's probably the only nice thing I can say about her promo.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 22, 2022 17:57:10 GMT -5
f*** YOU YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM FAKE
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2022 17:57:30 GMT -5
God dammit, how are there STILL 2 hours left? This thread has me really excited for this dumbass show. π
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