Morpheus Orpheus Is The Lawpheus

[Gawk Rivers]

THEODORE BARR MADE WES LEE DRINK A 40 IN THE DEATH BASKET 

[A Little Doo Doo]

Retribution was so awful, this is actually a huge step up for him. I hope it's the most late '90s edgelord-y shit ever.

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 22, 2022 22:43:25 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

Retribution was so awful, this is actually a huge step up for him. I hope it's the most late '90s edgelord-y shit ever.

Remember when he was hinting at this gimmick on Twitter years ago and ppl thought it sounded like some nazi shit LMAO 

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

Vic: "That's Dijak!"

Booker: "Who?"

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

It’s like if Xyon Quinn was injected with Venom and not tattoo ink.

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 22, 2022 23:38:24 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

It’s like if Xyon Quinn was injected with Venom and not tattoo ink.

I legitimately thought it was Xyon and he had lost a f***ton of weight until Vic said DIJAK

[Chiral]

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 23, 2022 0:25:15 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Walk It Backwards looking ass

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Nov 23, 2022 0:25:15 GMT -5 Chiral said:

El Hijo Del Boss Man:

[Gawk Rivers]

Need a screencap of when he had his glasses off at the end and looked absurdly like Homer Simpson

[hbkid718]

I don't get the hate for this & Scrypts as well. If you are a fan of either man, you should be happy no matter what that they are being used on NXT instead of wrestling meaningless matches on Main Event that no one but me will watch. I don't care what they look like or what their gimmick is. I only care about wrestling and both men are very good wrestlers that deserve to be on TV on a regular basis showing their talents.

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Nov 23, 2022 14:22:02 GMT -5 hbkid718 said:

I don't get the hate for this & Scrypts as well. If you are a fan of either man, you should be happy no matter what that they are being used on NXT instead of wrestling meaningless matches on Main Event that no one but me will watch. I don't care what they look like or what their gimmick is. I only care about wrestling and both men are very good wrestlers that deserve to be on TV on a regular basis showing their talents.

There is that, but, bad gimmicks and booking is what lead to those meaningless matches on Main Event.

Give him something decent that plays to his strengths, he'll be in bigger, better matches. A crap one he'll be forgotten about again.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Nov 23, 2022 14:13:02 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Need a screencap of when he had his glasses off at the end and looked absurdly like Homer Simpson

[Legion]

Long lost member of Kronik.

But this time Kane and 'Taker arent around for a burial!

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 23, 2022 16:34:17 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Nov 23, 2022 14:13:02 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Need a screencap of when he had his glasses off at the end and looked absurdly like Homer Simpson

GOD DAMN DUDE HAHAHAHA

[Big BosskMan]

Nov 22, 2022 23:40:01 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Nov 22, 2022 23:38:24 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

It’s like if Xyon Quinn was injected with Venom and not tattoo ink.

I legitimately thought it was Xyon and he had lost a f***ton of weight until Vic said DIJAK

Same here.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

He's the American Chono:

[Allie Kitsune]

Morpheus Orpheus Seashells By The Seashorfius

Look, I'm not gonna lie, I want to see T-Bar actually recite this line on air.

[Chiral]

I don't know why I made this I'm sorry

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
"How was your day?"
"well I drew this MS paint homer monstrosity so"

[FinalGwen]

So when did Luke Gallows get in the machine from The Fly with Zack Ryder?