Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[Pgarodactyl]

CM Punk sent me and The Elite home because I called Pepsi a soft drink.

Ok that checks out.

[Chiral]

CM Punk sent me and Jack Perry home because we stepped on Larry.

Punk to me and JB:

[HIM]

Aug 17, 2023 17:38:34 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

CM Punk sent me and Larry home because I stepped on Larry.

Same exact one I got lol.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 17, 2023 21:50:06 GMT -5 HIM said:

Aug 17, 2023 17:38:34 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

CM Punk sent me and Larry home because I stepped on Larry.

Same exact one I got lol.

It should actually be different because I screwed up the date, he sent me AND Ryan Nemeth home because I stepped on Larry

Which makes even more sense

[thewaykokid]

Me and Danhausen got sent home for sneezing

[Lizuka #BLM]

Aug 16, 2023 22:24:54 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Aug 16, 2023 22:22:32 GMT -5 ChitownKnight said:

www.si.com/fannation/wrestling/news/cm-punk-dominating-headlines-but-not-for-the-right-reasons

Sports illustrated is covering this now lol

Live look at CM Punk in his house rn:

That was just his response to the new Becky Lynch shirt.

[deezy]

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

CM Punk sent me and Adam Page home because we ate his muffins.....you know what if we did that we probably deserve to get sent home. 😄. Especially if it's banana nut muffins.

[Shy Guy]

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

how is there actually no letter T here

[Lizuka #BLM]

Aug 18, 2023 0:02:02 GMT -5 Shy Guy said:

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

how is there actually no letter T here

CM Punk sent you home because you forgot the letter T.

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Aug 18, 2023 0:02:02 GMT -5 Shy Guy said:

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

how is there actually no letter T here

Ahmed Johnson claimed ownership of it.

[The Ichi]

Has this thread surpassed the old one yet?

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 18, 2023 0:25:36 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

Has this thread surpassed the old one yet?

Nope, old one made it into I believe the mid 600's

[Deputy Muscle]

CM Punk sent me and Ryan Nemeth home from Collision because I wore a Burberry scarf

[Mid-Carder]

As the FAN locker room leader, you're all getting sent home for joking about this. This is not conducive to the peaceful locker room Punk is trying to lead.

[4real]

Aug 17, 2023 23:45:29 GMT -5 deezy said:

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

CM Punk sent me and Adam Page home because we ate his muffins.....you know what if we did that we probably deserve to get sent home. 😄. Especially if it's banana nut muffins.

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home because….er no T available so I don’t know. He doesn’t like people who’s name begins with T I guess so that’s me and Tony sent home.

[clifford]

Aug 17, 2023 15:21:12 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

CM Punk sent me and Tony Khan home from Collision because I bit Ace Steel.

Hey, me too! Ace was asking for it though, literally (he's a weird dude)

[Dub H]

Me and Danhausen because I share a bank account with my mom.


Tells everything you need to know about me but Im not sure how its Danhausen's fault.

[Hypnosis]

"All wrapped up in a hard-carb burrito that I wanna TASTE"

[Gawk Rivers]

Aug 18, 2023 7:49:05 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

"All wrapped up in a hard-carb burrito that I wanna TASTE"

[menacingly] the racial diversity in this ring warms my heart 

[Final Countdown Jones]

They used to make him carry a bell around so the people with the tastiest-looking arms could know they had to run away because he was drawing nearer